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I thought they supported Trump not for his policies, but because they were his friends.

But MA voted for Hillary. Are you saying there are the most Trump supporters in raw numbers?

Good point, they are cucks that don't vote.

you a fuckin retard n i hope you die

You're such an idiot. How do you live with yourself?

I don't live with myself, I live with pitbulls. It's been a long time since I lost my face.

breed of peace

I see you are a man of culture as well. Never mind then.

MA is hipster central. They voted for Clinton ironically while wearing MAGA caps and riding a black person to the polls.

I wonder if the writer of that piece is feeling guilty about having to write silliness just for the paycheck.

They're getting desperate. Vice, HuffPo/Verizon media, Buzzfeed, they've laid off over a thousand of these clickbait assholes in the last month or two. Now what's left have to work harder to bring in that ad revenue.

They should try converting their ideology and see what happens. The liberal clickbait market is saturated, while the conservative one is basically only Fox and Breitbart, so there is probably more room there.

If I were Verizon media, I'd make Yahoo news conservative BS and keep HuffPo liberal BS

If I were the owner of both conservative and liberal media outlets, I would do an experiment where some of the workers would have to write liberal pieces for a week, then switch to the conservative media and write there for a week, repeat. I would like to see what kind of changes they go through during that process where they are exposed to the silliness that is partisan politics, and see if that converts them to radical centrism.

No. Make yahoo ultra liberal and pivot Huffpo to be the new Brietbart.

I want to watch this world tear itself apart

Worked pretty well for Murdoch with regular fox tv and fox news.

Conservative clickbait will get you exiled by the other bluechecks.

just think. any articles you see now are the good bloggers that were not fired. that is the state of journalism.

At least Talia Lavin has still got work writing about her recent ordeals - https://newrepublic.com/article/153019/fetid-right-wing-origins-learn-code

Probably just the ones who could pump this shit out the fastest stayed.

All during the shutdown. Makes you wonder how deep the mundt act goes.

can't be so dumb to think that having a few Trump supporters on the team means that the team is a Trump team and supporting it is supporting Trump.

Guilt by association is a core tenet of the left.

❌Quit ❌serious ❌ posting ❌

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There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with serious posting.

It disturbs the retards.

Time to go private again.

Lol. You think they were serious posting?

Someone is a bad novelty account.

zoz

zle

zozzle

These people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny

Mindbreak humiliation snuff? Yes please 😍😍😍

Nice quote

shit right? where have I seen that before?

Samuel J hydeen

sips thanks, Fred

I wonder if the writer of that piece is feeling guilty about having to write silliness just for the paycheck.

Writers don't get paid very much if anything, it's overwhelmingly likely that they believe the stupid shit they say just because if they were only in it for a paycheck they'd go into a field with a an actual paycheck like public relations or whatever.

needing reasons to hate Tom Brady apart from him refusing to quit

I honestly hope he wins this game just so he can fuck off and retire.

I hope he gets Suh'ed and some fucking rando wins it. Then Brady makes a comeback on the Vikings and goes 0-16.

Ah yes the Favre method. I think during one of those Vikings games he set the records for both most completed passes and most thrown interceptions

Can't break the completed passes record if you're only throwing to one team

*taps head*

Favre tied the record for most interceptions in a game around 2003, someone else also tied more recently. He was pretty good with the vikings the first year.

He's going til 45 if it's up to him, but I'm not sure it will be. His deep ball looked off all season and he can barely even get it down the field most of the time anyway

Peyton will always be god's QB

That is a weird way to spell Tebow.

You shut your fucking mouth

It's actually spelled Kurt Warner

🤢🤢🤢

I know nothing about football and yet i still recoil in disgust at wat you wrote.

What is this “football” the commoners speak of? Do they wear balls on their feet instead of shoes? How embarrassing!

They occasionally use their futs to kick bols.

~Peyton~ Elway will always be god's QB

Peyton Elway will always be god's QB

Broncos legend Peyton Manning

I hope he breaks his hip and shits his pants

I hope the patriots win the next ten Superbowls straight so everyone can stop pretending the league has parity.

Sports dynasties are fun for 1 group of people, and in football that makes it not fun for 30 groups of people. Lions fans dont expect anything.

Did Brady actually say he supports/voted for Trump?

He keeps a MAGA hat in his locker, or did at one point. Harry Potter is actually [url=https://people.com/politics/tom-brady-donald-trump-maga-hat-criticized-daniel-radcliffe/]pretty upset about that(https://people.com/politics/tom-brady-donald-trump-maga-hat-criticized-daniel-radcliffe/).

I dunno why I'm surprised at that but I am.

All ofit.

libtards inject politics into everything and say it is a good thing to do that

"how dare tom brady have a MAGA hat in his locker!"

Then they point to benign things like the national anthem and say, "Uhhhrrr sports were already political!!"

Tbh, the national anthem before every single fucking game is gay and also retarded.

No one else does this shit.

that's cause they hate maerica

Canadian teams in american leagues do it too (at least for baseball and hockey).

Seems like he's the one that injected the politics. Unless you think that was his first locker room interview.

i just screen shotted this because it is by far the most idiotic thing i have read here or at least top 5 in my screenshot folder. that was the point being made shit for brains.

Yeah, your post doesn't get across that message at all. Congrats for having a screenshot folder you absolute waste of space.

says the one who gets triggered one someone kneels

you are the 3rd libtard to freak out st me for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so fucking triggered 👌👌👌👌👌👌

please tell Me why you are so upset

Settle down cupcake.

I know this is more attention than you've ever gotten in your life but contain yourself.

i have 9 reddit followers to cater to (or as I call them Randys little monsters).

RLM GANG! Tunnel Snakes Rule!

Why do you use faggoty emojis? That is all.

emoji spam is the mark of a true Chad

Yeah letting everyone know you support a retarded president definitely isn't political. 🙄

His argument isn't that it's not political, his argument is that libturdles are hypocritical for wanting every discussion everywhere to be politics but then freaking out because of Tom Brady expressing his political opinion (through a hat in a locker)

Oh sure, it's just liberals. Conservatives absolutely didn't turn a white house garden into proof of fascism during Obama's presidency. They were always totally reasonable, absolutely this is true.

How many more comments until you realize that both sides are retarded? I feel like you’re almost there

Everyone is terrible, in their own way.

Who said otherwise?

It's not about injecting politics, it's about wrong ones.

The irony of Daniel Radcliff telling Tom Brady anything.

What irony?

He's an actual manlet whereas Tom Brady is in the top 0.001% of athletes.

It's really the state of politics and culture today.

It would have been a hilarious sight if Tom Brady were actually there but of course he wasn't, which is why he felt emboldened to say it in the first place.

TV cameras are basically like the internet for the ineffectual among us who want to say things to people when they would never say it to their face.

That's not irony.

This guy gets it

The use of words expressing something other then their literal intention

Now, that is irony

How is this ironic?

Follow-up question for after you struggle answering the first: is illiteracy a mark of pride or a chip on your shoulder?

Awww it's OK buddy, are you also a manlet?

I can see that talking shit is making you feel superior. Enjoy!

Mods please make this a snappy quote

Let's be honest, there's quite a few manlets on reddit.

that may be a humorous circumstance, but its still not irony.

It's definitely not ironic when manlets make threats and accusations against professional athletes.

Yeah you're right its not. It might be ironic if he was actually threatening him and/or challenging him to some sort of fight, because yeah Radclaff has little physical bulk and would absolutely get his shit kicked. It would be ironic because Radclaff would be implying he could take Brady on, which he clearly can't. But all he's actually doing is calling Brady out over it. According to the article, all he really did was make an, albeit strong, suggestion that he not have it.

There's a difference between threatening and calling people out. The latter doesn't need to (and honestly doesn't even often) lead to actual physical confrontation, where the former almost certainly would.

I find it very ironic when manlets make psuedo threats against professional athletes.

its honestly not even a pseudo threat.

Like if I told Masterlawlz "don't make shitty sticky threads. Come on, your better than that" or "I hope you get banned again" that's not a threat or even a pseudo threat on my part because I have no means nor intention of making him stop. Its kinda the same here.

hope you get banned again

A man can dream

It's like a manlet talking shit to someone in real life and getting punched in the nose after forgetting he wasn't on the internet.

a kid who become famous pretending to be someone is actually the size of a child talking shit to someone who could push him over with one arm and doesn't have any trouble growing a beard.

Where's the irony in that you fucking baboon? Do you even know what words mean? It'd be ironic if your nonexistent bookshelf were choke full of dictionaries while you're in front of your computer performing the mating dance of retards.

The irony is that Daniel Radcliff was speaking in accusations and threats to a guy who could destroy him physically if he wanted to.

He wouldn't have done that to his face. Because Daniel is an actual manlet.

This is like your third comment with the word manlet in it. You must be a self-hating manlet.

Nice name.

It's more like I notice more and more that the people who talk trash on TV and social media are actual manlets.

My drivers license says 6'+ does yours +

Is 6'+ how big that shirtless Tom Brady cutout in your room is?

I don't spend my item decorating. That's for women and college students.

Only manlets call manlets manlet manlet.

That's not what irony means

Because Radcliffe is one of God's chosen people

Forgot the ((( )))

in the top 0.001% of athletes.

Lol

I don't even watch football but I know he's one of the most successful athletes on the planet and his super model wife is richer than him.

> i don't watch football

> in my estimation, Tom Brady is in the top 0.001% of athletes

> somehow money and marital status are relevant to this

I don't watch football. What does that to have to do with knowing about the elite status and long time success of one person with a well known brand.

His marital status is when he's the elite and his wife is still more famous.

> doubles down on nonsense

> calls me a manlet

😂😂😂

Are you not a manlet?

Can you state for the record before God and spez whether you are above 5'9"?

Guy's been there for like twenty years and has singlehandedly won like eight super bowls or some shit

Bill Belichick? Yes.

Tom Brady has more super bowl rings himself than every team but the Steelers

*Belichick. If it wasn't obvious before, it should be now. Motherfucker couldn't complete a pass to anyone within a half mile of a defender.

Does the rest of the team just sit on their thumbs or something while Brady passes to himself?

NFL, NBA, MLB and FIFA are not even close to the top percentage of athletes. NHL has more athletes on one team than the entire MLS

Huh? Did you miss the part where he's been very very successful?

What does MORE athletes have to do with being the best? The dude is in the top echelon of performance in one of the roughest sports on the planet.

Oh the US and it's idea of sportsmanship

What does that have to do with the number of players versus performance?

I just don't understand the idea of star players in team sports. Everyone is doing their part so how do you know a quarterback is better than his linemen?

You also don't seem to understand the difference in that statement between all athletes as a whole.

Sure buddy, you're the same as Tom Brady because you're both sportsmen.

Lmao I am not an athlete at all. I bet I could do more heroin than Tom Brady though

Imagine someone practicing peak physical ability via sports instead of decaying the inside of their body with opiates!

Sigh... Reddit... Never know when you're arguing with an actual burnout.

Tom Brady's athleticism is not the reason he's that good.

Yeah real sports are where manlets who weigh 150 pounds like Messi are the best of all time in their respected sports.

idk, pacqaio and mayweather are both considered some of the best boxers of all time.

TIL, Pacqaio is both a senator of the phillipines and the welterweight champion.

They are all time greats in their weight class but any serious Heavyweight contender would kick the shit out of them.

Fucking dumbest thing I've ever read. Holy shit

Are you also a manlet who doesn't like MAGA hats?

Holy shit. Retarded too.

Thanks for the laugh.

Can you state for the record whether you are taller than 5'9"?

Can you state for the record if MAGA cum tastes different than just regular manlet cum?

Someone has an inferiority complex.

I'd say it's the opposite. I enjoy good content. Therefore PoliticalHumor in general doesn't interest me.

Your submission linked above is an example of some pretty idiotic content. So much so that the people of PH didn't upvote or comment on it.

Try harder.

Holy shit seriouspost some more you triggered little bitch.

If you think that's good content you should rethink your life.

good content

Just where the fuck do you think you are, buddy?

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Wow. Triggered much?

Like on a gun?

LEAVE DADDY ALONE!!!

You, probably

siding with Radcliffe on this one.

Are you seriously this fucking dumb?

Whatever youvsay, nazi.

There’s a whole lot of fucking retarded to unpack here I don’t even know what to say

Off sweaty, let's unpack this.

0.001% of athletes

Is he though? Can quarterbacks do anything other than throw balls far and accurately?

You’ve seen pictures of Tom Brady’s body right? He may be 6’4 but he’s not some jacked superstar like LeBron. Brady’s built like a refrigerator, Radcliffe probably hits the weights more than him lmfao

What irony?

Alanis style, you fucking bean-melting yiff whisperer.

Just in today's news, Drama users have no idea how to use the correct definition for irony.

Are you trying to score one for the "little" guy?

Everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi manlet

Mental retardation: not dependent on ideology!

We need Ron Weasley's take on this.

Ron kills jews and negros in his spare time, then goes home and ass fucks Ginny

My head cannon is valid.

Umm, isn't Ginny his sister?

She's fucking hot it doesn't matter

This is one of the only times that black guys can use their privilege here. If Brady was black and Trump had given him that MAGA hat then no one would bat an eye if he tossed it out. But because Brady isn't black, it's not that easy to simply throw away a gift given to you by the POTUS.

Lol some alcoholic british manlet thinks his opinion matters because he pretended to be a wizard in front of a camera

Hm, whose net worth is higher?

People magazine

thinks his opinion matters

No I don't think even he's that dumb

Daniel Radcliffe: 'Come On Dude'

Yeah, I thought so.

is radcliffe jewish?

He has a small trump sticker on his Mercedes suv. Seen it when I drove behind him on 93. Hard to miss him since his vanity plate is literally TB12

lmao

I'm going to run for president on the sole platform of putting journalists into forced labor camps.

journalists

Hurry up, not many left.

If they still put it on their twitter bio, they are fair game.

OP didn't say paid journalists

tfw they all learn to code and become deep web hackers and leak Trumps penis pics

I guess they are all too busy learning to code.

I’ll vote for you

I'll jump the border to vote for him. Checkmate conservartards.

wtf I love illegal immigration now

You have my vote.

And my bussy.

And my ass!

Forced computer science classes

A coding bootcamp, stamping on a journalist's face, forever.

My platform is that every journo will be forced to eat only 600 calories a day as they are forced to take mandatory computer science classes.

The more proficient they are at coding, the more calories they can have. Calories will be docked based on the number of coding errors.

This but unironically

Can you put them into camps to learn to code instead?

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mypresident

Forget voting, i'll fuckin volunteer for your campaign man

Journalists are like this sub, you hate it until the wall goes up.

Based

You have my vote

Gulag

It should be a coding camp

Do you need someone to start a Super PAC for you?

brb commiting voter fraud for yiu

Where can I donate for your campaign?

I’d unironically vote for you

I’ll vote for you

They might actually do some real honest work then. Sounds reasonable, you'd have my vote.

Do it. Would vote

Best platform

You know you can link to articles, right?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tom-bradys-new-england-patriots-are-team-maga-whether-they-like-it-or-not

This is fucking gold, it's pure distilled essence of butthurt. This guy is going to sue IHOP for giving him PTSD after he sees Trump's face in his toast.

Look at the other "articles" that "author" has written. It's quite a resume. He is perpetually in hysterics.

I want the Patriots to win now. Not because I care about the Patriots and certainly not because I care about Trump, but because I think it will be good for children. Children need to see someone like Brady just rub his balls of excellence all over America's face precisely so they can note how ineffective "think pieces," tweets and bitch whining about a deflated footballs are at stopping it.

I hate Trump, I don't care for the Patriots but god damn you are right

Children need to see someone like Brady just rub his balls of excellence

t. jorio, 2019

You should be the president of children

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You think people want to read it, let alone give them page views? Edit it with an archive link retard.

This is like demanding that I give a bum a piece of bread instead of my pocket change because he might buy booze with it or something. Who cares, fuck off.

no u retard

As if I would even give the bum my sandwich.

This is him

He should be giving 15 year olds life advice while ending every evening with a bottle of jack before finally ending it with a lead dinner at 43.

He's not wrong about Boston fans being shitty people

It’s actually hilarious the part where he goes on about Nancy Pelosi and “decent folk” quote on quote.

isn't the name "patriots" problematic in current year anyway?

Yes the dominant political party AOC has banned it. People are being executed as we speak.

I wish!

FFS can you please link the article

do it yourself fag https://www.thedailybeast.com/tom-bradys-new-england-patriots-are-team-maga-whether-they-like-it-or-not

You already made me fucking google and now I hate you

Do you need people to wipe your ass for you, too?

Can you blame them, the qb is a mayo ultrachad whose the greatest player in the sports history and the coach is probably the best coach i the history of major American sports, he looks and dresses like the Monday after the game he's going to his second job as a garbage man

The fuck is a mayo? I hear people say that shit all the time, does it just mean stereo white?

The only thing Trump supporters and Patriots fans have in common is they are pieces of shit.

Also they have big pp

OK guys let's do it.

ORANGE

FAN

Well fuck, now I want the Patriots to win

You’ve just made an enemy for life

You think he cares what some lazy dipshit socialist on Reddit who collects a welfare check for a living thinks?

Says the TD and KIA poster.

Shoo, shoo.

TD poster? Where are you reading that you welfare rat?

On your own user page that anyone can see.

welfare rat

I've been in the workforce since you were likely one stray orgasm on your dad's part from having no future.

The point is you tried.

I posted once in TD in 2 years and even if I did regularly, so the fuck what? What does that have to do with anything you loser? And he only workforce you’ve been in is soapboxing communist rhetoric for democrats outside of a coffee shop in downtown Los Angeles once your SSDI check runs out early because of your drug addiction.

You’ll soon be eating shit from a gutter once we finally get freeloaders like you off of welfare.

Considering I've never been to California in my life and I'm gainfully employed, troll elsewhere, Trumpet.

Again you keep switching accounts. I have better things to do than converse with a lunatic in pajamas , stinking up the chairs and hogging the computers at a public library so he can AstroTurf for share blue. Have a nice night.

Are you on fentanyl?

For the last time. I have better things to do than have a discussion with a lunatic in pajamas, stinking up the chairs in a public library, shilling for democrats. Have a nice night

I'm at home and still wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

The point is you tried.

Ready to watch ya boy rams lose?

dude sports rivalries lmao

"muh socialism"

gets multiple replies

"muh alts"

lmao this lolcow is legitimately mentally ill

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"...even if I did regularly, so the fuck what?" If you have to ask this question, you should have a breathalyzer strapped to your PC and require input before you can power it on.

ALLFUGEES OUT

Lmfao this guy is so much salty about welfare. What happened kid? Did your parents mistreat you and when you asked them for stuff did they give the excuse "we are welfare check people, we can't afford stuff" ?

If that's the case, my heartfelt condolences to you, my man.

P.S - Are you a mayo?

You just callin me a socialist? Fucker my ancestors have been blastin commies since 1776 now you shut ur bitch mouth

You replied to me on the wrong account. And your ancestors would be ashamed of the weak man you have become. You are a foaming lunatic hogging the computers in a public library astroturfing for democrats. Go back to work, Share Blue has strict rules against cooking the books.

Ok that one hurt

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Oi I’m as white and nationalist as the come but I hate the patriots like scots hate England

UK memes smdh.

dailyhambeast

Lol

I will be kneeling in front of my tv in solidarity.

Inb4 Ed unironically defends this with emojis

Is it because Tom Brady cheated? It's because he cheated isn't it.

The Russians threw fake footballs for him

Laces out.

TBF I've hated the Pats since after 9/11 when every jerked themselves raw about how they were America's new team.

All he had to due was link to the actual Tweet. Rest in peace, OP.

Can't be bothered to hate football players for being worthless wifebeaters but how DARE they disagree with me politically!

Well, im not an amerilard so i dont have a dog in this race but now i want the patriots to win. Keep on keeping murica.

There's drama here but this faggot just screenshotted, which makes me think he's an agendaposter

You know what's crazy? Outside of reddit and pretentious blogs, I haven't really noticed race, gender, or political leaning having much of an effect on who people root for. Mostly it just seems to be the one camp who stands by their patriots, and the other camp who prefers to root for the underdog.

Go Pats! 🍊 🚫

Wait is anyone pretending that Bellichick isn't a Himmler waiting to happen? Because that dude would totally run a concentration camp if not the whole network.

I mean, they are called Patriots

Say what you will about white nationalists, but they’re damn good at picking super bowl winners.