You cry nearly all the time in this sub. You're a raging faggot and you know it. No amount of memes/pretend irony will change that. Same as that mmx guy. Why do you even come to r/drama if the comments here make you cry so hard?
Hey Lawlz, I hope you're doing alright. I was out at the lake for a couple days with a friend. We made up some fucking lobster tails and cooked up some shrimp in butter with tasty seasoning then had a giant fire.
Dang horror is so hit or miss, I watched two tonight and neither of them were that good. I watched that movie Housebound the other night, I liked that one.
I hear if you go into a dark bathroom and stand in front of a mirror and chant "MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy," that, within a day, a new MasterLawlz sticky appears on the front page r/drama
I am currently working on my doctoral thesis on internet communities with an emphasis on MasterLawlz's picture so any more material would be incredibly useful for research porpoises
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that all of you are so bad at bullying that you actually managed to make Lawlz proud of his own face.
lil bitch ass mod niggas talking smack but yβall motherfuckers banned the high res version before we could put this fat lesbian nigga on suicide watch πππ
Sorry goy, if you want to be taken seriously you have to have an old bearded man chop the tip of your penis off after giving your under-age ass some Manischewitz.
Have you ever considered taking a haiatus from reddit?
It seems like you spend a whole lotta time on here and most of that time is spent being a dick, laughing at others, inciting drama, submitting to /r/drama, pinging users you get into arguments with as to incite more arguments, and getting banned from the echo chambers you fall back upon when your incendiary posts are met with the scorn you so adamantly seek out.
I mean seriously, you don't get along with "regular" redditors so you go to smaller subs to make fun of redditors and then the people on those smaller subs also think you're a piece of shit... I mean at what point do you maybe just realize that it's not them... it's you. I'm genuinely wondering if you have people in your life who you spend your time with or if you just wake up wondering what people on reddit are saying about you now, and considering you made this post at all seems to be pretty undeniable proof that you care WAY TOO MUCH about reddit.
So to make it a question, since this is an incredibly self-centered and pointless sticky, why don't you just stop it and go outside and meet a nice girl or something?
139 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-07
This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke
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1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
zhcyiD9
1 MPHJ-7 2019-02-07
zhcyiD9
1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-07
Zoz
1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-07
zle
1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-07
Zozzle
1 Kipkluif 2019-02-07
im ootl what does this mean
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
1 FratboyGenius 2019-02-07
It's the URL for one of those disgusting shock images like goatse.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-07
You unstickied the call to deport rightoids.
You pulled us out of perfect radical centrism for this garbage tier post.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
yeah
1 high_side 2019-02-07
Lawlz may be q.
1 LadyVetinari 2019-02-07
Lawlz voted for trump = confirmed
1 geraldo42 2019-02-07
He set up an automod rule that automatically stickies his posts. Well, he claims someone else set it up but I don't believe it.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
I wouldnβt even know how to do that if I wanted
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
lol the leftoid thread is just full of people crying about rightoids anyway. They're literally the same thread.
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-07
Thats what made them good. It was a great balance
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
No I mean both threads are just crying about rightoids so it wasn't balanced
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
True
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
dude headasplodes lmao
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
^
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
You're such a whiny faggot I swear
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
Lol ok retard. I'm not the one crying that people I don't like are allowed to post here
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
You're just the guy crying about what people post everywhere else
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
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1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
It's a lot to think about, I know. Personally I would've gone with four "hmm" emojis but maybe you aren't at that point yet
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-07
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-07
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
And that's when I gave up on text adventure games
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
You cry nearly all the time in this sub. You're a raging faggot and you know it. No amount of memes/pretend irony will change that. Same as that mmx guy. Why do you even come to r/drama if the comments here make you cry so hard?
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
Not only are you incredibly wrong but you're also way more mad than I've ever been on this sub.
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
Can't say I'm surprised.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
Could ask the same of you tbh.
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
Making fun of you for being an incel and being pathetic enough to seriouspost (in r/drama of all places) about incel talking points isn't "crying". To top it off, you hide it behind memes hoping people won't notice. Kind of a clichΓ© to say "you mad bro" to people who make fun of you, don't you think?
But hey, at least my comments made you reply to me with something other than "cope" or some other low effort meme comment. Lol
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
Based
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
Looks like you're through the denial phase. Or at least I hope so. Lol
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
Absolutely S E E T H I N G
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
He's pro-life. What did you expect?
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-07
He can't help it, he's native Texan.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
π€
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-07
Well, howdy pardner
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-07
I wonder if 'Lawlz says "Howdy" not.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
He probably says y'all
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-07
Gross. I'd forgive a howdy or two as quirky but y'all has been appropriated by the left.
1 MasterBasterd 2019-02-07
I fucking knew he was gonna do it too. He can't help but be a sperg.
1 vikingpride11 2019-02-07
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1 Woolgun 2019-02-07
Didn't get enough return on this pic yesterday so I'm reposting it
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
Hello gallowbitch
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-07
Hey Lawlz, I hope you're doing alright. I was out at the lake for a couple days with a friend. We made up some fucking lobster tails and cooked up some shrimp in butter with tasty seasoning then had a giant fire.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
yeah im doing good, lobster sounds tasty
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-07
They were kinda spendy but shit man my friend is a real good cook and I slurped that fucking lobster tail down while staring at the lake and shit.
You been watching anything cool? I am thinking about watching a couple spooky movies tonight.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
I watched that movie Velvet Buzzsaw, kind of a letdown tbh
1 TreLoon 2019-02-07
Right? I liked hoboman. But the rest was fucking boring pretentious wooden acting and shitty deaths
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
it's literally Final Destination but with art lol
I still sorta enjoyed it but I was expecting more
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-07
Dang, I watched two tonight and neither of them were that good. I watched that movie Housebound the other night, I liked that one.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-07
Dang horror is so hit or miss, I watched two tonight and neither of them were that good. I watched that movie Housebound the other night, I liked that one.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-02-07
Bottom feeding bugs of the sea. Gross. Might as well just shovel the butter directly into your fat ass.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-07
We are all God's creatures and no matter the species, we deserve to be slowly cooked in butter, our inedible sections thrown lazily into bushes.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-07
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
kek
1 high_side 2019-02-07
Does Lawlz have no bottom teeth? Is that from his lifestyle?
1 MasterBasterd 2019-02-07
Just tons of meth and mountain dew
1 tysxc 2019-02-07
i hear he's friends with adore
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-07
This is like the third post exactly like this you've made now. I'm starting to think you're genuinely mad
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-07
O dang you right
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-07
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1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-07
WLMJ6D7
1 Matthew94 2019-02-07
The patrician URL.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Well you could supply us with a higher res pic, surely it will be more flattering
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-07
There is one going around but I hear you get banned if you post it.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
How salacious.
I hear if you go into a dark bathroom and stand in front of a mirror and chant "MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy," that, within a day, a new MasterLawlz sticky appears on the front page r/drama
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
That will happen anyway
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
a lot of people must be performing the ritual
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
Yup, that was a rough two weeks
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
I am currently working on my doctoral thesis on internet communities with an emphasis on MasterLawlz's picture so any more material would be incredibly useful for research porpoises
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
I dont get it, how is it doxxing if you just add pixels to it.
1 Kiru-Kokujin31 2019-02-07
https://0x0.st/zs7I.jpg
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Is this going to be like when people were trying to assemble that high res picture of the alien on 4chan
1 Kiru-Kokujin31 2019-02-07
https://0x0.st/zzsN.png
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
π©π©π©
1 minority360 2019-02-07
You're like Bill Burr except not funny or talented.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
thanks
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-02-07
COPE
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
uwotm8
1 MooseHeckler 2019-02-07
Says /u/MasterLawlz
1 notcyberpope 2019-02-07
Probably the best post in drama all day, low bar to climb tho
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
π΄π΄π΄
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that all of you are so bad at bullying that you actually managed to make Lawlz proud of his own face.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
that's a sick burn on both me and the drama users, well done
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Thank you, now let me be your Tinder Cyrano de Bergerac
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
what would you do
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Amazing things. It'll be hilarious for everyone and I promise you'll finally get your V-card punched
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
yeah but will the woman be a 55-year-old crack whore named Jazmynn?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Look, I'm just trying to get you up to the plate. I can't tell you what pitches to swing at.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-07
Dude, gift horse... mouth... never look in.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-02-07
Beggars can't be choosers, son.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
Come on just let him do it. What do you have to lose?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
"Honey I have a confession, when we matched on tinder the guy you were actually talking to wasn't me"
"Who was it then?"
"The moderator of some subreddit"
"Oh really which one?"
"I've already said too much"
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
We're not trying to find your life partner here.
1 Wololol0w 2019-02-07
If you cared about him you'd at least let him grope your khazar milkers
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-07
It's cute that you think a woman who'd sleep with you could even speak English tbh.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Jazzmyn speaks basic English but you can only really understand her when she remembers to wear her dentures.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
Are you saying I can get a hot Brazilian gf?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Amazing things. It'll be hilarious for everyone and I promise you'll finally get your V-card punched
1 throwawayact69 2019-02-07
lmafo +1 for being marginally cultured, but I should expect it from you (((guys)))
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
It's a story about a man with a big (((schnoz))) and self-depricating bantz of π₯. Idk how this is a question
1 itsCaffeine 2019-02-07
lil bitch ass mod niggas talking smack but yβall motherfuckers banned the high res version before we could put this fat lesbian nigga on suicide watch πππ
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-07
This is why you are the only good mod.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
um excuse me
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
Be aliven't
1 elephantofdoom 2019-02-07
Sorry goy, if you want to be taken seriously you have to have an old bearded man chop the tip of your penis off after giving your under-age ass some Manischewitz.
1 Bridge-ineer 2019-02-07
Donβt follow osha standards
1 moudougou 2019-02-07
Have you ever considered taking a haiatus from reddit?
It seems like you spend a whole lotta time on here and most of that time is spent being a dick, laughing at others, inciting drama, submitting to /r/drama, pinging users you get into arguments with as to incite more arguments, and getting banned from the echo chambers you fall back upon when your incendiary posts are met with the scorn you so adamantly seek out.
I mean seriously, you don't get along with "regular" redditors so you go to smaller subs to make fun of redditors and then the people on those smaller subs also think you're a piece of shit... I mean at what point do you maybe just realize that it's not them... it's you. I'm genuinely wondering if you have people in your life who you spend your time with or if you just wake up wondering what people on reddit are saying about you now, and considering you made this post at all seems to be pretty undeniable proof that you care WAY TOO MUCH about reddit.
So to make it a question, since this is an incredibly self-centered and pointless sticky, why don't you just stop it and go outside and meet a nice girl or something?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
oh man I forgot about that shit lmao, that's quality pasta material
1 ardasyenden 2019-02-07
Snappy needs this ASAP
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-07
Every time I see your picture I am reminded of being unable to finish the scotts tots episode.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
why
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-07
Hard to look at. Sorry man.
1 throwawayact69 2019-02-07
MasterLawlz is probably a decent dude irl, Which is more than what I can say for the reset of you guys. I'd chat with him about movies
1 itsCaffeine 2019-02-07
https://i.imgur.com/zhcyiD9.jpg
1 cakeisgreat 2019-02-07
Um, can we please stop posting these and instead post pictures of penises?
1 jon_browne 2019-02-07
What's your rs name
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
I think I actually changed my username to Huge Caveman because I figured out I could make my character look like a caveman with a club and everything
Twelve year old me thought that was rad
1 jon_browne 2019-02-07
Unable to add friend - unknown player.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
I probably changed it again, itβs been a long time
1 CommaCommy 2019-02-07
Probably been purged for inactivity
1 Glitter_Sparkle 2019-02-07
What gender is that thing?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
The person or the dog?
1 azealiabantz 2019-02-07
Your rumpled shirt looks like an ascot.
I unironically think you'd look good wearing an ascot.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
Go to the gym
1 songthatendstheworld 2019-02-07
Beautiful creature, I'd love to knot her
1 fernguts 2019-02-07
That face haunts my dreams.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-02-07
Literally whom?
1 BenaGD 2019-02-07
I unironically want you to fucking get run over and survive
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
thanks
1 Confirm_Contact 2019-02-07
Is that Emmett Otter?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
Hey if you really want to own up to it, post the hi-res version you fat faggot.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-07
no