The "I'm gonna reply to MasterLawlz" starter pack

1  2019-02-07 by MasterLawlz

139 comments

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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im ootl what does this mean

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It's the URL for one of those disgusting shock images like goatse.

You unstickied the call to deport rightoids.

You pulled us out of perfect radical centrism for this garbage tier post.

yeah

Lawlz may be q.

Lawlz voted for trump = confirmed

He set up an automod rule that automatically stickies his posts. Well, he claims someone else set it up but I don't believe it.

I wouldn’t even know how to do that if I wanted

lol the leftoid thread is just full of people crying about rightoids anyway. They're literally the same thread.

They're literally the same thread.

Thats what made them good. It was a great balance

No I mean both threads are just crying about rightoids so it wasn't balanced

True

dude headasplodes lmao

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You're such a whiny faggot I swear

Lol ok retard. I'm not the one crying that people I don't like are allowed to post here

You're just the guy crying about what people post everywhere else

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It's a lot to think about, I know. Personally I would've gone with four "hmm" emojis but maybe you aren't at that point yet

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

And that's when I gave up on text adventure games

You cry nearly all the time in this sub. You're a raging faggot and you know it. No amount of memes/pretend irony will change that. Same as that mmx guy. Why do you even come to r/drama if the comments here make you cry so hard?

Not only are you incredibly wrong but you're also way more mad than I've ever been on this sub.

no you're the one who's actually mad

Can't say I'm surprised.

Why do you even come to r/drama if the comments here make you cry so hard?

Could ask the same of you tbh.

Making fun of you for being an incel and being pathetic enough to seriouspost (in r/drama of all places) about incel talking points isn't "crying". To top it off, you hide it behind memes hoping people won't notice. Kind of a clichΓ© to say "you mad bro" to people who make fun of you, don't you think?

But hey, at least my comments made you reply to me with something other than "cope" or some other low effort meme comment. Lol

I-I'm not crying! Y-you are, incel!

Based

Looks like you're through the denial phase. Or at least I hope so. Lol

He's pro-life. What did you expect?

He can't help it, he's native Texan.

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I wonder if 'Lawlz says "Howdy" not.

He probably says y'all

Gross. I'd forgive a howdy or two as quirky but y'all has been appropriated by the left.

I fucking knew he was gonna do it too. He can't help but be a sperg.

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Hello gallowbitch

Hey Lawlz, I hope you're doing alright. I was out at the lake for a couple days with a friend. We made up some fucking lobster tails and cooked up some shrimp in butter with tasty seasoning then had a giant fire.

yeah im doing good, lobster sounds tasty

They were kinda spendy but shit man my friend is a real good cook and I slurped that fucking lobster tail down while staring at the lake and shit.

You been watching anything cool? I am thinking about watching a couple spooky movies tonight.

I watched that movie Velvet Buzzsaw, kind of a letdown tbh

Right? I liked hoboman. But the rest was fucking boring pretentious wooden acting and shitty deaths

it's literally Final Destination but with art lol

I still sorta enjoyed it but I was expecting more

Dang, I watched two tonight and neither of them were that good. I watched that movie Housebound the other night, I liked that one.

Dang horror is so hit or miss, I watched two tonight and neither of them were that good. I watched that movie Housebound the other night, I liked that one.

Bottom feeding bugs of the sea. Gross. Might as well just shovel the butter directly into your fat ass.

We are all God's creatures and no matter the species, we deserve to be slowly cooked in butter, our inedible sections thrown lazily into bushes.

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kek

Does Lawlz have no bottom teeth? Is that from his lifestyle?

Just tons of meth and mountain dew

i hear he's friends with adore

This is like the third post exactly like this you've made now. I'm starting to think you're genuinely mad

implying I’m capable of genuine human emotion

O dang you right

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The patrician URL.

Well you could supply us with a higher res pic, surely it will be more flattering

There is one going around but I hear you get banned if you post it.

How salacious.

I hear if you go into a dark bathroom and stand in front of a mirror and chant "MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy MasterLawlzy," that, within a day, a new MasterLawlz sticky appears on the front page r/drama

That will happen anyway

a lot of people must be performing the ritual

Yup, that was a rough two weeks

I am currently working on my doctoral thesis on internet communities with an emphasis on MasterLawlz's picture so any more material would be incredibly useful for research porpoises

I dont get it, how is it doxxing if you just add pixels to it.

Is this going to be like when people were trying to assemble that high res picture of the alien on 4chan

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You're like Bill Burr except not funny or talented.

thanks

I give zero effort into my posting and get zero effort replies in return so i'll post about them being unoriginal but i'm not mad or anything.

COPE

zero effort

uwotm8

Probably the best post in drama all day, low bar to climb tho

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I would like to take this opportunity to point out that all of you are so bad at bullying that you actually managed to make Lawlz proud of his own face.

that's a sick burn on both me and the drama users, well done

Thank you, now let me be your Tinder Cyrano de Bergerac

what would you do

Amazing things. It'll be hilarious for everyone and I promise you'll finally get your V-card punched

yeah but will the woman be a 55-year-old crack whore named Jazmynn?

Look, I'm just trying to get you up to the plate. I can't tell you what pitches to swing at.

Dude, gift horse... mouth... never look in.

Beggars can't be choosers, son.

Come on just let him do it. What do you have to lose?

"Honey I have a confession, when we matched on tinder the guy you were actually talking to wasn't me"

"Who was it then?"

"The moderator of some subreddit"

"Oh really which one?"

"I've already said too much"

Honey I have a confession

We're not trying to find your life partner here.

If you cared about him you'd at least let him grope your khazar milkers

It's cute that you think a woman who'd sleep with you could even speak English tbh.

Jazzmyn speaks basic English but you can only really understand her when she remembers to wear her dentures.

Are you saying I can get a hot Brazilian gf?

Amazing things. It'll be hilarious for everyone and I promise you'll finally get your V-card punched

lmafo +1 for being marginally cultured, but I should expect it from you (((guys)))

I should expect it from you (((guys)))

It's a story about a man with a big (((schnoz))) and self-depricating bantz of πŸ”₯. Idk how this is a question

lil bitch ass mod niggas talking smack but y’all motherfuckers banned the high res version before we could put this fat lesbian nigga on suicide watch πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

This is why you are the only good mod.

um excuse me

Be aliven't

Sorry goy, if you want to be taken seriously you have to have an old bearded man chop the tip of your penis off after giving your under-age ass some Manischewitz.

Don’t follow osha standards

Have you ever considered taking a haiatus from reddit?

It seems like you spend a whole lotta time on here and most of that time is spent being a dick, laughing at others, inciting drama, submitting to /r/drama, pinging users you get into arguments with as to incite more arguments, and getting banned from the echo chambers you fall back upon when your incendiary posts are met with the scorn you so adamantly seek out.

I mean seriously, you don't get along with "regular" redditors so you go to smaller subs to make fun of redditors and then the people on those smaller subs also think you're a piece of shit... I mean at what point do you maybe just realize that it's not them... it's you. I'm genuinely wondering if you have people in your life who you spend your time with or if you just wake up wondering what people on reddit are saying about you now, and considering you made this post at all seems to be pretty undeniable proof that you care WAY TOO MUCH about reddit.

So to make it a question, since this is an incredibly self-centered and pointless sticky, why don't you just stop it and go outside and meet a nice girl or something?

oh man I forgot about that shit lmao, that's quality pasta material

Snappy needs this ASAP

Every time I see your picture I am reminded of being unable to finish the scotts tots episode.

why

Hard to look at. Sorry man.

MasterLawlz is probably a decent dude irl, Which is more than what I can say for the reset of you guys. I'd chat with him about movies

Um, can we please stop posting these and instead post pictures of penises?

What's your rs name

I think I actually changed my username to Huge Caveman because I figured out I could make my character look like a caveman with a club and everything

Twelve year old me thought that was rad

I probably changed it again, it’s been a long time

Probably been purged for inactivity

What gender is that thing?

The person or the dog?

Your rumpled shirt looks like an ascot.
I unironically think you'd look good wearing an ascot.

Go to the gym

Beautiful creature, I'd love to knot her

That face haunts my dreams.

Literally whom?

I unironically want you to fucking get run over and survive

thanks

Is that Emmett Otter?

Hey if you really want to own up to it, post the hi-res version you fat faggot.

no