I think I'm gonna start ending my stickies like YouTube videos

1 2019-02-10 by MasterLawlz

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punches camera like Jeremy Jahns

69 comments

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-10

WLMJ6D7

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-10

The patrician choice.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-10

The fools choice

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

Jeremy Jahns

Anyone who watches people who talk about movies on youtube is an above and beyond mega-autist. Film-youtube is neck and neck with metareddit for most cancerous internet community. The only decent channel is that one guy who did that video on Tarkovsky that circulated a while back, whose name I can't remember because I still have some modicum of self-respect.

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-10

Imagine even knowing who Jeremy Jahns is.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

I only know from back in the days when /r/moviescirclejerk was tolerable

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

that was like five years ago lol

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

Yeah I pin mcj's death at the end of 2014 when Interstellar came out. All the Nolan memes went mainstream and they had nowhere to go.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

The Interstellar memes were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on this site mainly because the circlejerk surrounding that movie is unlike anything I've seen before or after. People were literally saying it was a religious experience that made them a better father and shit like that.

The Ghostbusters reboot is when it really took a nosedive because they started defending it hardcore. That and when they were defending Jennifer Lawrence really hard. After that, it was just about social justice all the time.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

oh for sure, I'm a Nolan stan and even I though the Interstellar memes were great (partly because its maybe my least favorite Daddy Nolan kino). But it was like that masterpiece that exhausts an artist and leaves them with nowhere to go.

And to your other comment, I will just say death to all capeshit

1 icefourthirtythree 2019-02-10

Using the word stan.

To the guillotine with you.

1 chunk_o 2019-02-10

what pushed it over the edge?

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

Ghostbusters 2016, The Last Jedi, and the general trending of all circlejerk and badx subs towards the state of CB2 and SRD

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

I feel like the last two Star Wars movies had a lot of publicity and discussion for like a year then people just stopped talking about them

1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-10

Cause they are forgetable movies.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

He's never really claimed to be a high brow critic lol. His first review ever was for Transformers 2.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

ok just promise me you'll never be one of those faggots that goes around parroting every frame a painting, unless its that one video that shits on capeshit

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

I don't think I ever watched many of their videos but I do remember them breaking down how the music in the Marvel movies are unmemorable.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

yeah that's the one I mean

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

you could kinda say that for most of the Marvel movies though. In every category, they're pretty competently made but never more than a 7/10 in any way (I will say however the CGI for Thanos was amazing).

I still give the first Iron Man a pass though, I still think it's one of the best action blockbusters ever.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

competently made

imo "competently made" but bland is the most frustrating type of movie. But yeah, the first Iron Man is better, probably because Tony hasn't fully evolved into the nonstop LOL XD RANDOM quip machine

1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-02-10

Plus the picture on that movie is so good compared to the rest of the MCU. The story isn't paced like shit, and they use humor as a foil to deflate tension when it's appropriate, as opposed to "HEY LETS DO A JOKE EVERY 10 SECONDS"

1 Woolgun 2019-02-10

Oi, don't shit on EFAP. They were one of the few channels that actually didn't suck at "video essays". I guess you could blame them for kinda starting the entire genre that's just cancer at this point, but they did not suck. And even though video essay genre is cancer, you can't deny it's a higher tier content than just a review, requires a lot more though, planning and footage etc.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

I'm lukewarm on EFAP. On one hand, I love how he shits on the blandness of the MCU. I also like that he has a stiffy for David Fincher.

As an old cartoon buff though, I can't forgive his lackluster video on Chuck Jones. That one is really weak.

But yeah, they are obviously well-made videos.

1 Cringeutopia 2019-02-10

I think what makes EFAP stand out is that he seems you actually make sense rather than have you go "That sounds like he's stretching it" or "that sounds obvious" and the worst quality of all picking on plot inconsistencies and characters acting dumb.

Maybe that's because he is an actual editor with decent knowledge. Well enough to make a complete layman like me appreciate and understand what makes certain movies or cinematic techniques tick.(like the wolf children lateral tracking shot and his video satoshi kon).

Even the most lackluster videos you mention like Kurosawa one still makes a ton of sense as what makes one good and the not so much especially when he compares it with like you said the blandness of the avengers.

So that makes his content a leagues above crap that Reddit circlejerks like redditlettermedia and YMS imo.

1 dankius_memeius 2019-02-10

Isn’t he the one who did blackface when he dressed up as Blade

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

I thought you were just shitposting but apparently he did lol

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-10

RLM got nothing on my boy Nostalgia Critic

1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-10

This but so ironically it becomes unironic.

1 grep_var_log 2019-02-10

He was the government's first attempt at the MKSoya project.

1 MagicHoudini 2019-02-10

Goddamn that guy with the glasses crashed worse than an airplane with soccer players on it

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-10

Normally I would agree with you, but I've found a couple jewtubers who give pretty good recommendations of hawrer films.

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-10

It's over for Red-Letter-Media-cels. Mike has nothing else.

1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-10

The real dumpster fire youtubers are the ones who review fast food.

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-02-10

Nah I still respect them more than film-tube or lit-tube

1 MagicHoudini 2019-02-10

Redlettermedia or go die in a fire

1 e-guy 2019-02-10

Imagine liking and emulating Jeremy Jahns.

while it does not surprise me that your tastes are this pleb, Lawlz, it's still disappointing.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

He's a pretty funny, likable guy

I wouldn't take him seriously as a critic though, he's extremely lenient on a lot of movies. I remember he liked Green Lantern back in the day. But I still watch him periodically because he seems like a cool dude. It's not like his reviews count on rotten tomatoes so I don't think there's anything wrong with him

It's pretty ridiculous that Chris Stuckmann actually affects the tomatometer though. They're both basically in the same tier except I find Stuckmann a lot less funny.

1 e-guy 2019-02-10

Stuckmann really counts as an actual reviewer? 🤢

what's the world coming to?

I'll grant you that Jeremy does at least seem nice/genuine, though. His opinions are usually ass and pretty manchild-y, but at least he seems to be actually passionate about the schlock he enjoys, unlike some other reviewers (who for the sake of preserving their privacy I will post satire of their bullshit instead of their actual mind-numbing drivel) I could mention.

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

Stuckmann really counts as an actual reviewer?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

Stuckmann really counts as an actual reviewer?

yes. I think within the last year, RT broadened their criteria greatly and he got added or something.

I think the worst semi-famous YouTube critic is the YourMovieSucks guy. He's a furry that has unironically argued on reddit that beastiality is okay (while also saying that he would not personally partake in it, which I don't believe) and is pretty pretentious and I heard refuses to watch anything old. The worst part is I think he actually is a smart guy that can have interesting insight but everything about him makes me not even want to listen.

1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-10

The worst part is I think he actually is a smart guy that can have interesting insight

Eh? I mean he's better than Stuckman or Jahns in terms of filmmaking knowledge for sure, but compared to people with actual film studies background like Lindsay Ellis or the guys at Red Letter Media he doesn't even remotley hold a candle. Even compared to other people in that 'sardonic reviewer' community he's the bottom of the barrel and mostly just a straight-up contrarian in denial. The other guys he has on his podcast, RalphTheMovieMaker and I Hate Everything, are waay more tolerate.

1 quality_bratwurst 2019-02-10

YourMovieSucks is Cinemasins for pseuds that think they're too smart for Cinemasins.

He takes small details literally nobody would notice and blows them way out of proportion. His "critiques" rarely amount to more than nitpicking, and he's always so far up his own ass that you can't even laugh at his incompetence.

/seriouspost

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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-10

I've come to the conclusion you're not even signposting, this is just zoomer humour.

Allah save us.

1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-10

zhcyiD9

1 sadderreborn 2019-02-10

His name was: zhcyiD9

1 LightUmbra 2019-02-10

RIP Seth Rich.

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1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-10

Fact

1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-02-10

I think I'm gonna start ending my ~~stickies~~ life

Fixed

1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-10

What are your Twitter hash tags that I can pound out?

1 shaneoffline 2019-02-10

hey lawlz, is the AAFL just as good as the NFL or is it just me?

1 umar4812 2019-02-10

Alright, well that's the end of this video. Remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you wanna see videos similar to this one. Cya.

1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-10

I saw two alien horrors recently: The 4th Kind and Dark Skies. God, Dark Skies was sweet. Especially with that 90210 bitch as lead, damn she was fine and good.

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-10

What's your favourite cape-kino?

1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-10

Idk maybe the original Spider-Man

1 automatic_cluck 2019-02-10

6.5/10 no bell icon clicks

1 grep_var_log 2019-02-10