every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
He says MD in his profile because he has a medical degree but will likely never be a doctor. He got booted out of his residency because of his autistic REEEEing
He’s gotta have a super weirdo sleep schedule from all that adderall he rails. Executive time probably doubles as nap time or else idk how anyone would function. https://i.imgur.com/dNoYl3d.jpg
That just sounds like they give him a downer at some point and once it where’s off he gets back up because the uppers haven’t worn off and takes more uppers.
For me it says it was posted at 6:52 and I’m central time. Therefore he would have tweeted it at 7:52. Unless he tweeted this on the Pacific coast or I’m just taking crazy pills.
It’s been unfunny trash for at least the last decade.
People have been saying that about SNL since it's been 10 years old. It's always been a hit or miss show but people tend to forget the bad sketches and remember the good ones. It's been good for a while now because Kate McKinnon can shine turds.
And nothing has been as bad as the mid-90's at the end of the Sandler/Spade/Farley years and before the Will Ferrell years. The only reason that something as unfunny as MAD TV was able to survive was because SNL was that bad.
You can make fun of the occasional malaprop, but Trump is blasting his nonsense out 24/7. He drowns out any good jokes through sheer weight of retarded material.
Honestly there are a lot of jokes that haven't been made about him, the problem is that all the jokes about him are just naked political pandering rather than actual jokes.
Media is fucking garbage but elected officials are no better. The biggest problem with the news media is that it's not remotely critical of the structures and institutions that govern this country.
the media is terrible whether it “agrees with me” or not
there is zero honest journalism happening in the world anymore, it’s pure shilling whether political or corporate (frequently both)
journalists aren’t to blame for their industry being destroyed by the internet and shifting consumer tastes but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be mocked and ridiculed for their partisan hackery no matter who’s funding it
lol Chevy chase is universally hated and universally hates everything. Sorry you have a problem with conservatards people made fun of. It may help if they should stop doing so much retarded shit.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-17
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-17
The Gamergate President
1 OniTan 2019-02-17
We can ponly hope he ends up like Mercedes Carrera.
1 Velxon 2019-02-17
Or like our very own u/darqwolff
1 redblaze17 2019-02-17
Agent Gamergate
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-17
Like clockwork. If Trump is re-elected, I can't wait for this NEET to kill himself.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-02-17
How does Eugene find time to tweet @ Trump?
Malpractice lawsuit, when?
1 grep_var_log 2019-02-17
He lost his residency due to TDS.
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-02-17
He says MD in his profile because he has a medical degree but will likely never be a doctor. He got booted out of his residency because of his autistic REEEEing
1 Xurker 2019-02-17
they honestly deserve each other, 2 chatty catties
1 BigVladdyDaddy 2019-02-17
Remember, this is the same retard that pretended to be a woman in order to suck his own dick on Twitter.
1 Zac1245 2019-02-17
He’s a DINO. A doctor in name only. Got fired from residency for being an idiot.
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-02-17
He's not wrong, SNL is trash. Like 1-2 good skits an episode.
1 Xurker 2019-02-17
so you think this is very unfair collusion that should be looked into? lmfao
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-02-17
No, just that Sho is trash
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-17
And yet Daddy watches it religiously 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-17
imagine watching tv
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-02-17
I'm pretty sure he has a special cable package that only shows things involving him in some manner.
1 Silverseren 2019-02-17
Remember that he does have to get his twice daily dose of positive news and mentions of him delivered.
Not even joking: http://fortune.com/2017/08/09/trump-positive-press-propaganda-folder/
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-17
Honestly he wouldn’t even need that considering he’s roped into pretty much every show on tv imaginable.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-17
Are we sorority judging the quality of TV shows by if a dementia riddled moron watches them?
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-17
A blumpkin for Trump is eating mcdonalds and watching television while taking a shit. AKA a Trumpkin.
1 OniTan 2019-02-17
Reminder: this was posted at 4:52 AM.
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-17
He’s gotta have a super weirdo sleep schedule from all that adderall he rails. Executive time probably doubles as nap time or else idk how anyone would function. https://i.imgur.com/dNoYl3d.jpg
1 ThaWZA 2019-02-17
He's said multiple times that he only gets 4 hours of sleep every night.
Probably why his brain is so smooth
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-17
That just sounds like they give him a downer at some point and once it where’s off he gets back up because the uppers haven’t worn off and takes more uppers.
1 MG87 2019-02-17
Explains his sagging skin
1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-02-17
Dude just wakes up and rages lol
Imagine how swiss cheese his brain is
1 duckraul2 2019-02-17
Excuse you, it's American cheese 🇺🇸
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-17
except in DC it would have been almost 8 AM ya dork
1 OniTan 2019-02-17
Are you saying Twitter is on British time or something?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-17
For me it says it was posted at 6:52 and I’m central time. Therefore he would have tweeted it at 7:52. Unless he tweeted this on the Pacific coast or I’m just taking crazy pills.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-17
Can confirm, am Washingtonian.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-17
It's over for calicels
1 TreLoon 2019-02-17
Imagine not understanding how timezones work
1 elksandturkeys 2019-02-17
Permission to ban u from drama
1 cruelandusual 2019-02-17
Guys. Guys. He's only pretending that the mediocre TV show got under his skin so bad. He's acting embarassingly weak to own the libs.
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-02-17
This is some 539455162nd-dimensional chess right here.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-17
this new thing called the first amendment
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-17
Does anyone unironically watch SNL? It’s been unfunny trash for at least the last decade. They did nail the 2016 primary debates though
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-17
Evidently Trump does.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-17
Not sure what he hopes to accomplish by stating the obvious. I suspect in all one massive COPE
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-17
It's simply hilarious that he's railing about a TV show that hasn't been good in decades. It's just a pity he hasn't gone after the Simpsons yet.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-17
I suspect it will be Familyman next, Seth mcfarlen did a really unfunny reeeeeeeesist episode recently.
1 Vladith 2019-02-17
If my parents are any indication, boomer/gen x libs get excited for every episode but always end the night disappointed
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-17
people have been saying this about SNL since its second season.
SNL was never good.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-17
Oh idk I liked the early to mid 90s and some of the early 2000s.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-17
People have been saying that about SNL since it's been 10 years old. It's always been a hit or miss show but people tend to forget the bad sketches and remember the good ones. It's been good for a while now because Kate McKinnon can shine turds.
And nothing has been as bad as the mid-90's at the end of the Sandler/Spade/Farley years and before the Will Ferrell years. The only reason that something as unfunny as MAD TV was able to survive was because SNL was that bad.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-17
oddly enough I think SNL's portrayals of his kids are way funnier than their portrayal of him
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-17
He's impossible to parody because he's already such a trainwreck. You can't toss word salad.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-17
that and everyone else has done it to death, there are only so many jokes you can make about one person
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-17
You can make fun of the occasional malaprop, but Trump is blasting his nonsense out 24/7. He drowns out any good jokes through sheer weight of retarded material.
1 Zeriell 2019-02-17
Honestly there are a lot of jokes that haven't been made about him, the problem is that all the jokes about him are just naked political pandering rather than actual jokes.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-17
tldr “the media is the real enemy of the American people”
in 2019 he’s completely right
1 Vladith 2019-02-17
Media is fucking garbage but elected officials are no better. The biggest problem with the news media is that it's not remotely critical of the structures and institutions that govern this country.
1 UmmahSultan 2019-02-17
Voters directly control who is an elected official, whereas media are only accountable to their owners.
1 Vladith 2019-02-17
At the same time, most citizens have the means to become their own media producers but few people outside of an elite class can become politicians
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-17
Yeah, randomcrazyperson.blogspot.com is the exact same thing as the Wall Street Journal
1 d-amazo 2019-02-17
media says bad things about daddy? MEDIA IS ENEMY OF PEOPLE
1 OsseousAnnulment 2019-02-17
I dont believe that anyone actually believes this. It's just a weird fancy way of saying the media is bad and doesnt agree with you.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-17
the media is terrible whether it “agrees with me” or not
there is zero honest journalism happening in the world anymore, it’s pure shilling whether political or corporate (frequently both)
journalists aren’t to blame for their industry being destroyed by the internet and shifting consumer tastes but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be mocked and ridiculed for their partisan hackery no matter who’s funding it
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-17
Who is the first journalist on your list you would like to take hostage?
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-17
Paul Krugman
absolute disgrace
I would take him hostage and noogie his bald head so hard
1 MG87 2019-02-17
COPE
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-17
Somebody link an album with that furry orca whale diaper comic where BAWWW originated from.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-02-17
Where's Ed with his super hot take on why orange man is bad and why he'll be impeached anyday now?
1 redblaze17 2019-02-17
Daddy tweet is a distraction from the Russia investigation. Daddy knows that Muller about to drop the hammer on him soon.
1 redblaze17 2019-02-17
Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful Human being I've ever known in my life.
1 rockidol 2019-02-17
This guy wants retribution for NBC and SNL for mocking him and Republicans. If that’s not fascist behavior I don’t know what is.
Also he seems to not know what collusion means or he’s trying to confuse his base.
1 rileynred 2019-02-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRLHPUGKoXo
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a former snl star (chevy chase) called out SNL's underhanded bias, but calling it out now is a conspiracy theory
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1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-17
lol Chevy chase is universally hated and universally hates everything. Sorry you have a problem with conservatards people made fun of. It may help if they should stop doing so much retarded shit.
1 rileynred 2019-02-17
Orange man bad, upboated on instinct
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-17
Good lord you’re a faggot
1 Joeybada33 2019-02-17
Imagine listening to chevy chase in 2019