"This is not meant to cause drama" - Chad nerd cucks beta nerd out of his Skyrim co-op mod, cucked nerd makes massive autismpost about it.

119  2019-03-01 by SprinklerTesselation

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You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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Still can't wrap my head around the fact that these basement dwellers are making 40k per month on patreon to create a MP mod for Skyrim.

Unbelievable.

i cant wrap my head around a boring ass game released like 10 years ago still gets a bunch of gaymers dicks hard

generally thought of as one of the worst games in the series too

These nerds have 3000+ hours in it too fan boys are weird

People say that about every franchise. And everything else actually. "Everything used to be better". Except it wasn't.

Skyrim is a pretty good game to be honest but the story and side quests are not as good as Oblivions' imo but you can never please gaymers, especially rpg fans.

Oblivion was shit compared to morrowind story.

um, sweaty, better watch how good is Nethack

Morrowind fucking sucks

Swing sword at rat, it hits

"miss"

Fuck rpg "mechanics"

Everytime I try to play Morrowind, I quit within like 10 minutes. It’s fucking boring and the shit combat doesn’t hell.

“BUT THE STORY AND LORE!!!”

The story isnt even good the entire 2nd half is you going around doing chores for people to get them to like you.

Fuck you

cope

Fuck you

cope

Fucking ADHS zoomers.

Fuck you

cope

shit taste

Agreed, people who like Morrowind have shit taste

Delet e this right now

Ban him snally.

Fuck you

cope

I mean yes but also you can't levitate in Oblivion and that's a goddamn tragedy.

And the lockpicking is fucked up but its only sort of possible to use alteration to just pop locks and I'm not still salty or anything.

That always bothered me, too. It's literally easier to walk on water than to magically pick locks. Shit doesn't mechanically make sense at all.

i'm a gaymer and I've played my fair bit of all the elder scrolls games other than arena and I found skyrim to be pretty solid too, it just has crappy immersion and stories and a pretty boring world which are what the series was known for. skyrim is definitely a worse elder scrolls game than oblivion and morrowind but it would take a colossal dumbass to think its a worse mass-appeal game, people pretending plebs shouldn't like it because its not morrowind are the real gaymers

I thought Skyrim was great but I'm ready for people to move on. They keep releasing the thing over and over even though it came out eight years ago. We should have had at least one more Elder Scrolls in that time.

When you have a cash cow, milk it until it runs dry.

Didn’t they get rid of the dude who wrote most of the original lore anyways because he was “problematic”?

Then next elder scrolls will bomb. Bet the house on it.

Skyrim is terrible. And the reason people talk about decline is because it's true.

Skyrim was significant dumbing down of the series.

which is pretty impressive to be fair, seeing how bad the others are. it's like they really had to try to keep their streak of mediocre games for man children.

Can I destory your bussy?

Having to ask means you've already failed.

Better than

>doing it for free

like most modders.

This all makes so much more sense knowing half a mill per year is at stake.

👏 Skyrim 👏 was 👏 never 👏 good 👏

Hence the need for mods.

It is one of my favourite games but I admit that the main quest was dogshit. They really need to get rid of the guy who does the main storylines in Bethesda games

But Skyrim is dogshit.

That's all elder scroll games

Cope. I liked Oblivion when I was twelve and Skyrim when I was 17. Morrowind is still good though.

BIG cope

>playing virgin rpg game and not chad reflex bowflex trainer cod

gay as all hell

Keep your nerd shit to yourself coper

Morrowind is tied with Dwarf Fortress and Fallout 2 for best game ever

Holy fuck what are we, Einstein? ELI5 that link cause I aint deciphering shit

When I first started the project, it was more or less under a "call to arms"

Fam, let's not play victim here.

Yamashi got into the project under false pretenses. When he first applied to join, I was reluctant

Fam

Not only that, but I had designed and coded the website almost entirely on my own, with Myhijim helping me make a single menu, just because he wanted to help so badly. When making the PR and giving credits, Yamashi excluded my name not only from

Fammy

This could all be irrelevant

It is

I shouldn't have been a dick to people, shouldn't have lied about my age, but Yamashi has narrowly avoided responsibility by

ok

I shouldn't have been a dick to people, shouldn't have lied about my age, but Yamashi

I suck, but he sucks harder amirite guys?

This guy trips over himself admitting his failure. Never is in in control, never is he accountable, the world demands upon him and what's he to do?

Great find

Skyrim is shit

This sub is trying too hard to be edgy.

Because it is you absolute muppet. Being able to level up every skill makes you completely overpowered and boring to play, the dungeons were repetitive ad nauseum, story was a snooze, boring grey/brown/dark brown color pallet, and just overall nothing compared its predecessors.
You probably think Fallout: New Vegas isn't the best Fallout, don't you?

Yes friend, a top ten highest selling game of all time is "shit" because you thought it was boring and not as good as some other games you like.

Well done on your sophisticated critique. I am very impressed, and clearly stand corrected

yeah that's right bitch take it take it all

it good because it made money

Foiled again by the great minds at reddit

You've just proved that Skyrim is good but Candy Crush is even better.

'but it made a lot of money' is probably the weakest, last-resort defense that nerds use to defend the integrity of whatever lame video game, movie, or show they like. something isnt good just because a bunch of man children throw money at it

Wait this isn't a bait post what are you doing

Not in a world in which FO2 exists, jabroni.

New Vegas is second best tops, unless you like the original in which case it's third.

I think the original is better than a lot of people give it credit for, but New Vegas is definitely better than 2, which was a rushed sequel that ended up that started the whole "cartoon '50s" thing that Bethesda would later run with, was filled with loads of questionable pop culture references, and bas rushed-production cracks that begin showing in force once you hit San Francisco.

NV surpasses it in a ton of ways, like the faction system and the reactivity that stems from it, the structure of the main quest and the continuous support for different playstyles — and these aren't just minor things but some of the biggest strengths of the whole series. The quest design is also pretty damn impressive at times, although there are also some weaker moments in the mix, which can be mostly forgiven due to the sheer scope of the game. The only real problems stem from the (admittedly common) clunk leftover from FO3.

Fallout: New Vegas isn't the best Fallout, don't you?

I mean, it isn't. It's objectively the second or third best Fallout, depending on your feelings toward the original.

2, 1, NV, 3, 4, Tactics, mobile, BoS?

I'm tempted to bump Tactics up above 3 out of pure old school salt, but otherwise pretty much.

Skyrim is a great game like chart-topping capeshit movies are great films, or bestseller young adult fiction books are great novels.

Yes, I agree. I think the strange obsession with "capeshit" is where /r/drama's sad new "everything popular is bad" edginess began.

Everything popular is bad.

Consider the definition of popularity and consider the shape of the bell curve. If media is created for the higher end of the curve it will never be popular by definition. Therefore the only media capable of reaching popularity status includes those on the middle and lower end of the curve.

QED retard enjoy your capeshit.

this is a level of nonsensical contrarianism so bad I'm downright offended by it.

TIL the Godfather franchise, Goodfellas, Jaws as well as pretty much the entirety of the 70s and 80s Spielberg lineup, the original 2 Star Wars films, and pretty much everything Tarantino makes, all these things considered classics by movie fans everywhere, are all middle of the road. Unless the implication here is somehow that these are not popular films.

godfathers pretty boring tbqh

this is a really bad opinion.

maybe, but it's still boring 😎

You should push through because Godfather 2 is great. Goodfellas is better than both though.

Goodfellas is the best gangster movie ever made imo

Books aren't that good imo. Over the top writing

Star Wars

You're one of the goobers on the low end of the bell curve.

Calling Empire low end is actually one of the most contrarian moves I've ever seen, but I expected it. I conaidered not including it just because of that, but whatever.

You still didn't address any of the other ones I mentioned

Jaws

Are you seriously implying Jaws, the actual original Blockbuster before even Star Wars, and one of the most iconic films of all time, is not a good film? Am I even in real life anymore?

this is the ultimate low IQ take. If you thought critically for more than 5 seconds about what you just wrote you would realize you're retarded

I know you are but what am I?

Low IQcel. People with ridiculously high IQs still enjoy normal shit dumbdumb.

Incelfugees took over this sub and this is just lame 4chan shit now. Imagine thinking women are mean

Everything popular IS bad tho

It’s called being a hipster and it’s not edgy it’s gay actually

True. Tarantino does actually suck pretty bad tho. Whoever praised him for his “quirky, realistic dialogue” early on literally crippled him. Django was mostly okay despite it all, but Hateful 8 was dead on arrival.

I made an avengers and Henry Potter mod for skyrim. You can donate on my patreon if you want to help me finish it

It was mutual consensus at the time that Siegfre died in a car accident, so we had the subreddit redirect to ours. Then when Siegfre came back, we immediately gave it back to him and unlocked it. I voiced negative opinions of Siegfre based on the lies I was told from Yamashi about Siegfre stealing code, then renounced everything I said when I found out Yamashi was lying.

This guy sounds like a teenage girl. Who the hell just randomly believes rumors?

Stupid people, but also:

Yamashi got into the project under false pretenses. When he first applied to join, I was reluctant, as he had already worked on Skyrim: Online.

He doubted letting him into the project in the first place, and then proceeded to give him all of the power over everything. Some people can be fooled all of the time.

Dude was literally 16 at the start of this, so it kinda makes sense.

Now I live a pretty non-standard lifestyle so I try not to be too negative on what people do in their free time, but every single person involved in this is a worthless pile of adipose.

please dont use long words like adipose and lifestyle, its mean to our donald posters

I have an adipose complex, I can't help it.

Fus ro dah'd!

fus roh uwu

oh goddamnit, I just want a co-op mod for my shitty game. I swear Todd Howard is working his evil magic in a cave somewhere preventing this from ever happening.

As a former oblivion and skyrim modder with over tens of thpusands of downloads of my mods

Some of these power modders are the most insufferable faggots

Some are real cool tho

Mfw subreddit mod drama

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