You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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Never seen someone use a scope while shooting themselves in the foot before

Why? Just why? Whybare both partiea so fucking retarded? On the other hand i guess mick is offensive again. Are Irish minorities again?

Potato niggers rise up

Sentient Potato People are strongly against the traditional Republican values of fiscal responsibility, pro-constitution, family values, and a strong military. It was high time to take a stand.

B O T H S I D E S

former Cult of the Dead Cow member
part of the early Texas hacker/phreaker scene (at the time the best in the country)
knows how to party hard

How can one politician be so cool??

Beto

cool

Pick one pal

what would a weeb know about being cool?

Just because I've watched one anime, does not mean I'm a weeb. And JoJo is a fantastic show, eat a dick.

beto:

• was in a punk band

• can skateboard

• knows how to party

• was old-school hacker

• part of secret society

you:

• watch a lot of an*me

can we get a ruling from the cool police

Me

• Not Beto

Beto

• Is Beto

I'm very clearly much cooler. Hell, masterlawlz is cooler than Beto somehow

master lols does not watch child porn cartoons tho

Neither do I.

thats what anime is,sweaty

So Beto was cool in the 2000s, which means that he's a loser now

So Beto was cool in the 2000s, which means that he's a loser now

Anyone who was part of the Texas phreaker scene and CotDC is immediately cool, have some respect for your betters

I don't know what that is. I don't live in Texas. However, I will give you that maybe he used to be cool, but you have to admit he is absolutely not cool anymore.

I don't know what that is. I don't live in Texas.

It's like being one of the first few dozen members of the punk scene except in a subculture that requires skill. CotDC and the Texas phreaking/hacking scene essentially laid out the roots for hacking culture. They were the original opposition to Silicon Valley and internet regulation. Beto may be a politician now, but the fact that he was a part of that subculture when he was gives him eternal street cred

Eh I never thought the punk scene was very cool. This may be because I'm too young to remember when it was cool, but it always struck me as one of the "shut up Mom, it's not a phase" kinda deal. I may be wrong, but that's just how it appeared to me.

I was making a comparison with respect to the significance of being a part of an early and extremely influential movement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUA80d95oXY

It's over for betocels

lol Boomers have zero social sense. It's unreal.

Lol srstards are coping so hard ITT

Lol that triggered the fuck out of so many people.

A+ tweet 👌

B-b-but what about M-m-Matt G-g-gaetz

They dont seem to realize that Beto is running for president.

unironically I cannot wait to see how this shit plays out, I don't know if Beto can beat Trump but I think he has a better chance than any other democrat

Lmao he's a skimpy white dude that made Ted Cruz appear likeable and relateable, he has no chance of even winning the nomination.

He was running as a Dem in Texas which hasn't worked out for anyone in like thirty years. But even then he came damn close, closer than I'm sure Cruz expected him to.

An election he was never favored to win, but beat pollster projections anyway.

When you spend almost twice as much money campaigning against an unlikable loser (zodiac killer) like Ted Cruz and still lose that's not a sign that you're going to have a chance against Agent Orange let alone the other much more woke Democrats

an unlikable loser (zodiac killer) like Ted Cruz

Imagine thinking Texans aren't big enough bloviating retards to actually like him.

By wasting spending a record amount of money in a senate bid while also trying to bank off the fact he's totally mexican btw.

He lost to Ted Cruz lol

I love how no political party maintains any pretence of decorum post-Trump.

And that's a good thing

This but unironically.

I want the GOP to refer to Beto as a "furry potatocel" if they EVER want my vote.

That last picture tweet at bongino was the best clap back I’ve seen in a while

Dan Bingbongbingo flipped the F U C K out on twitter lmao

https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/1107336095199608834

I didn't get it.

That Asian lady ran a famous “massage parlor” in Florida. They busted a bunch of billionaires paying for sex there including Robert Kraft, the patriots owner. They were also caught sex trafficking immigrants, some of who might have been underage.

The tweet is implying bongino fucked sex traffickers

Paddy

lmao burgers got it right

As a milquetoast moderate liberal, this is fucking hilarious

Also, did Republicans seriously forget that good ol' W has a couple drinking incidents on his record?

Is this it? This is such a Boomer attempt at a meme.