this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. lawlz, the estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, thought of a lame cliche, sharted some generic empty buzzwords that became irrelevant years ago to hide his insecurity & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.

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overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant

I think Lawlz lives in Flyover Wasteland, so probably not.

I’ve seen neither so I can’t help.

Lol you’ve seen Avatar.

Idk how anyone woulf have avoided it 8-10 years ago

It was everywhere but I never bothered to watch it and the more idiots incessantly defended/jerked about it the more I wanted to burn every copy of it

Honestly I haven’t, I didn’t avoid it per se is just don’t give a shit a about going to the movies or seeing 90% of the blockbuster movies.

Your not missing much. It’s basically very pretty spaceshit.

its space indians, pretty sure its nearly direct ripoff of dances with wolves.

there's no designated shitting starstreams in avatar

american indians you sperg.

its actually native burgers you tard

When you boil away most movies their story isn’t very original. Most capeshit movies are “good guy must defeat bad guy. Fight. Bad guy is defeated. End”. At least the going native storyline fit the visuals and the point of the movie.

Of course most movies are a series of tropes, doesnt stop them from being good, the OG star wars was basically the tropiest shit ever and is still great. Its different when not only are you tropey as hell but you arent even original just a reskin with the white people in spaceships and the natives on alien horses / flying lizards.

Do you watch porn for the plot too?

Actually i did enjoy avatar i just saw it as a cheesy kids movie rather than a deep commentary on why we shouldnt mine near magic brain trees,

Good, you watched it right then, although I don’t know too many kids movies with hair fucking scenes, I’d say it was more of a family movie by that measure,

i bet it gave at least 100 tweens a hair fetish.

Porn for the plot

Well, yeah, eventually that pizzaman is gonna meet the whore into a fireplace and take the pizza for himself

I’m an approvedcel so I can spread the gospel of James Cameron deal with it plotpleb 😎

Approvedcels

Congrats, you're still a fucktard

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Imagine saying this unironically

Blah blah

I have seen parts of Avatar and I can say with full Patrician confidence that it is not kino.

when it occasionally was being shown on cable television

The sole point of avatar is that it was the movie with the best visuals at the time it was released. The story was absolute garbage and the alien-americans were conceived by furries who hadn't yet stumbled upon the online forums they would eventually call home. Saying it's not good after watching it on cable is like saying mac & cheese is bad because you didn't even heat up those week-old leftovers.

But it was worse than week old leftovers though 😤

Even if you've seen it, you probably don't remember it. I remember a twitter post that said "name 3 characters from Avatar" and tbh I could only come up with one. Avatar is by all accounts a basic sci-fi movie with pretty CGI, but it somehow has the highest gross over any movie ever. For fucks sake it has its own attraction in Mouse Land yet no one knows any of the fuckers in Avatar.

Dumb meme test. Name 3 characters from any movie that isn’t based on an existing work and doesn’t have any sequels. I’m glad Avatar sits at the top because it has been making capeshitters cry for a decade while James Cameron mocks capeshit lmao.

there is no way Disney expanded their fanbase that much

Well between their 21st Century Fox Acquisition and ESPN, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Then I would agree with you. Avengers has always looked like a shotgun approach to appealing to capeshit fans while something like Dark Knight took Batman/Joker and really delved into the characters.

It’s morbid to say

I expect nothing less from you, Mr. Lawlz.

I'm not big on CGI. Call me a purest but if F&F used strings and a real puppeteer with dead Paul Walker it would have been a better movie.

That's because those series were good.

I can’t believe I’m saying this. Lawlz is right.

Disney’s dickriders are the most obnoxious people on the Earth and to see them get taken down a peg would be excellent for dramacoin

what is your obsession with detective pikachu

remember: all capeshit and videogame movies are equally bad

Lawlz I respect you for making the case for mayocide with every single fucking post and comment you make.

Respecting Lawlz

This how you know your life has taken a horrible turn for the worst

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The Pikachu movie was actually quite wholesome and fun.

'wholesome and fun' is a plot by the establishment plutocrats to delude you into being an obedient slave with small hits of dopamine

cinema should be a gritty reflection of the hopeless, grinding nihilism of industrial, technocratic society. Now that's kino

Every time my inner bloomer is starting to come back other doomers will kick it back in. This is why we can't have nice things 😞😞

sucks to live in the 21st century

hopefully we can all become transhuman soon with daddy elon's brain usb thingy

So in other words, depressing. If I want to watch something depressing I'll just sit in the bushes with some binkcs and watch you try to open a pickle jar

Doomers get out

Wow what kind of Pussy actually likes Pokémon. You do know that’s for children don’t you. You have got to be the most hypocritical fuck

Difference being I watched Pokémon when I was a teenager back in 1999-2000 and then grew out of it. I watched Detective Pikachu out of curiosity and it was a good movie. I don't then go on Reddit arguing which Pokémon is stronger and who would beat Pikachu in a fight like your pathetic ass does for superheroes and comic book shit.

Also, thanks for essentially surrendering and admitting you're a manchild obsessed with superheroes and comic books. I'm nothing like you boy.

HaHahahah oh my god so you’re telling me that you’re an almost 40 year old on the internet even dedicating his time to this shit? Don’t you have responsibilities to take care of? Then again you probably don’t have kids because you’ve never had sex. You call me manchild but again, I’d probably fuck your old ass up. You spend the same amount of time if not more time talking shit on reddit than I do on r/whowouldwin which btw has like 200000 subscribers, a lot of which could also probably fuck you up irl. You’re right, you are nothing like me, but oh boy you’d fucking wish you were. At least you wouldn’t be a fat ugly virgin

29 years old indulging in shitting on capeshitters like yourself for an hour on a Sunday afternoon after coming back from the beach.

Don’t you have responsibilities to take care of? Then again you probably don’t have kids because you’ve never had sex.

It's Sunday you absolute mong. Also, again with the virgin insults 😴. Sweaty, those don't work on me. Change the tune already.

You call me manchild but again, I’d probably fuck your old ass up.

You could try but you wouldn't have much luck son.

You spend the same amount of time if not more time talking shit on reddit than I do on r/whowouldwin

Not even close. I just took an hour of my afternoon to browse Reddit and came across your pathetic ass while you have hundreds of comments about capeshit superhero nonsense and fictional comic book fights. Get real.

which btw has like 200000 subscribers, a lot of which could also probably fuck you up irl.

Real bad ass shit. I'm so scared of the manchildren over at /whowouldwin. The spergs that spend so much time arguing and fighting over which superheroes are stronger. Lmao

You’re right, you are nothing like me, but oh boy you’d fucking wish you were. At least you wouldn’t be a fat ugly virgin

YIKES! Like hell I would. I'd ratter chop my nuts off than be a pathetic capeshitter like yourself.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

I am a bot. Contact for questions

Dude even the robots on here know your a fucking virgin ahaHahahah

Also why do you keep calling me sweaty? It’s fucking weird and it makes me think you’re some non binary fuck

They're worse then gamers

Can we wait like four days though? I got $DIS calls to sell right before their ER.

When has lawlz been wrong?

Avatar SUCKS

#sobrave

Cameron talking shit about comic book movies considering the films he's made is kinda hilarious to me. They really aren't that different yet I guess he feels like he gets to be all judgemental for whatever reason.

😌 I sleep

Generally speaking comic book films are action adventure with occasionally a sprinkling of other genres in there. That's very similar to the majority of films Cameron has made. That's all I was really saying is he can be critical of it but it smacks at least a little of no self awareness if he is.

I mean Avatar was technically impressive as well but otherwise generic as fuck.

i'm interested in seeing where the genre goes now that Marvel's 10 year plan is finished. It doesn't seem like it's going anywhere considering box office numbers but i'm not convinced people aren't genuinely going to get tired it in the next few years and it will fall off. It will of course be replaced by the return of the battle royale genre and the aliens watching this shitshow will finally have the excuse they need to nuke the planet.

Spoilers tags, you asswipe.

Spoiler tags for what? Capeshit? The good guys win and mean purple man is defeated! Surprise!

U r the only person who's posts I'll read if it's more than 3 sentences

Avatar is Disney.

This is a bizarre set of rules you have here for a pissing contest you’re not squirting any urine out for.

What they’re doing is dumb but at least it’s not shitting on people.

except superheroes

this is almost worst than the incredibly retarded sticky you made crying about some cloakshit cripple having a wheelchair because "muh historical accuracy" despite wheelchairs existing since the fucking 6th century

that's a fair point, carry on.

I hate you

you leave that cherubic little autist alone.

Out out out

Nerds have weird inferiority complexes about their mass entertainment

dc fans are often happy with having unpopular films because it means WB leaves the comics the fuck alone

the SOLE PURPOSE of giving them more money

It's over for kylie jennercels

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WTF he might be right....

I legit could not care less what movie it is, but something needs to dethrone Avatar one of these days. Least deserved #1 spot I could possibly think of.

I've seen jacksfilms posting endgame propoganda for the exact same reason.

Sure but Endgame? Endgame is embarrassingly bad even by capeshit standards. At least Avatar was decent spaceshit and pushed vfx boundaries if you saw it in IMAX 3D, the only thing Endgame did was test my patience with 3 hours of predictable yet somehow incoherent marvelshit. Avatar also had a few emotionally resonant scenes like Hometree falling and Jake’s birthday, all Endgame had was RDJ monologuing “Disney wants to hire cheaper actors so peace out ✌️ !”

At least Avatar was decent spaceshit

No

and pushed vfx boundaries if you saw it in IMAX 3D,

See yeah sure it did at the time, but not even 2 years later a kids film, How to Train Your Dragon, completley blew it out of the water in that regard. (And honestly no film has been able to really beat that series to this point imo). Plus that movie had an incredibly good and most importantly memorable story and characters.

Endgame is also the conclusion to a movie series titan that is nearly a decade in the making. Like the original Star Wars, its going to be remembered for quite a while afterwards. Dances With Wolves ripoff just... isn't, even now less than a decade later.

Name a single movie not based on an existing work, and with no sequels, where the average moviegoer can name the characters. Pro tip you can’t. I hope this comment was an illuminating experience for you.

Titanic

Average moviegoer? Not a chance. Prove me wrong with a YouTube video, protip u can’t.

Jack and Rose I think are incredibly easy to remember. Everyone else not so much but I don't think thats too much of a stretch.

I have no such video though so I can not prove this. I have been beat

They spend half the movie yelling names at each other, but I still doubt most people could name the characters except right after the movie was released. A better test would be to take random (or even iconic) frames from each movie (since film is primarily a visual medium), show them to people, and see if they know the movie. Avatar would perform just fine with that test.

Unironically a good post. Thanks masterlawlz 👍🏿

When did nerds start caring how much money everything makes. It's so boring

A lot of these shitbeards identify but the bullshit they consume because they lack the character/personality to be their person. This results in them taking way too much pride in being fans of their capeshit franchise of choice to the point where they get violently upset if they don't see it get a bunch of pointless recognition. This in turn has resulted in turning pop culture into a broiling cesspool of blind consumerism and autism

At this point you are just being contrarian just to be contrarian, Titanic should have stayed the highest box office ever.

The blue furry group and capeshit #22 don't deserve that spot

capeshit needs to die

Day of the Kryptonite-equivalent when?

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Counterpoint: literally no one of substance cares

Capeshitters have gone too far now.

It's basically guaranteed to pass Avatar at this point so...congrats on the masturbatory sticky I guess.

You're so wise you faggot.

Is this mod abuse? If so please abuse me more daddy UwU

It kinda reminds me of the pewdiepei T-series thing. equally pathetic who cares about bullshit like this. Do they think their capeshit will then get any better just because it is the highest grossing movie. Or do they wanna show it to their parents in the hopes that they will be any less embarrassed of their kid?

More people spent money on the movie I like than this other movie is not an achievement r/hailcorporate

Disney practically owns the movie industry so if they somehow screw this up it’s all their fault.

I just don't see it happening. I really highly doubt that you could go from 1.5 billion grossed for the first Avengers, add another 500 million on top of it for the third one, and then expect it to do ANOTHER 800 million in addition to that. There's no way that Disney has grown their fanbase that rapidly. I think it's a lot more likely that there was only a slight increase in fans but they all just saw the movie as soon as possible.

I don't think they grown their fan base but the only reason Avengers did so well was because of China and the same can happen to Star Wars. As if Disney releases the movie there and the Chinese like it they can get a huge boost in sales.

Everything you have said is correct.

i dunno lawlz, I saw it again tonight and I had what sounded like grandmas behind me saying stuff like

"this must be during the disappearance"

when hawkeyes family got dusted

saw it again

MODS

before I knew it my mom's boyfriend bought tickets for him, his kid, and me, after I said "yeah I need to rewatch it"

in b4 the mockery becomes about my broken and mutated family lol

James cameron didnt pull avatar out of his ass he yanked Pocahontas' storyline. Getcha facts str8

Fern Gully says go fuck yourself

Unlike Endgame which was “we must get all 5 macguffins to defeat bad purple man” very original shit!!!

Wasnt a comment on engame avengers is shit

very based then. I don’t understand why anyone is seeing it more than once, it was so bad. At least IW had a cool ending and Avatar had cool visuals, Endgame has nothing, it’s a great void of a movie.

Hate to tell yah but disney wins either way

Im a pretty big marvel fan but capeshitters on plebbit and twitter are all insufferable retards

My conglomerate produced movie is going to beat your conglomerate produced movie.

Of course now it looks like Disney currently owns the rights to Avatar, so everyone is a winner

My conglomerate produced movie is going to beat your conglomerate produced movie.

Of course now it looks like Disney currently owns the rights to Avatar, so everyone is a winner

My conglomerate produced movie is going to be a bigger box office haul than your conglomerate produced movie.

Didn't Avatards watch the movie four or five times, some even becoming depressed because real life is shittier than Pandora?

Anyways, Disney now owns the rights to Avatar, so in the end Bob Iger earned his $66 million pay day and everyone gets their hug box.

Disney does not own the rights to Avatar, James Cameron is way too protective and anticorporate for that, they own marketing and distribution.

an /r/avatar approved post

Blessed post but I think Endgame will do it and hold the record until Avatar 2 comes and eternally btfos capeshitters

If Endgame squeaks past Avatar by 50 million and Avatar 2 makes $4B I could feast on capeshitter tears for years.

my personality rides entirely on endgame being the most popular movie ever!!!

Imagine caring this much about a movie's success.

Drama talks about capeshit more than capeshit boards, really makes you 🤔

What kind of npc gives a flying fuck how much money any movie makes?

They'll pass avatar based on China who lap up retarded movies.

Wow. Just wow.

Lol wtf is this sub?! Did a mod just throw up all over his keyboard and call it a thread? Btw Endgame was awesome!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-03/-endgame-projected-to-eclipse-avatar-as-highest-grossing-film

It's gonna happen. Just accept it.