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192  2019-06-29 by quality_bratwurst

J. JONA JAMESON IS IN SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME

70 comments

Did someone say y’all 🤠🤠🤠🤠

Yall'st've can't beehive

we need a y'allocaust

Based Capeshit spoiler

Who the fuck is Mysterio?

Some gay capeshit i reckon

He's pretty cool, uses illusions and shit. One time he made Wolverine kill literally all the X-Men

Based.

The main villan of Spider Man 4

yall cant behave

79% UPDOOTED LMFAO 😂

Capeshitters destroyed

S E E T H E

Nice

I’m glad someone is finally saying it also who tf are any of these people is it capeshit?

I had to ban evade again, my previous accounts were loved here.

79% upvoted

You fucking caped cunts

Why is J. Jonah Jameson just being in the film considered a spoiler? Isn't he a mainstay of the entire series?

The last three movies haven't had him because no one wanted to try and follow up JK Simmon's performance in the original movies.

Oh shit, that's the dude from Red Alert 3.

Anyway, thanks, that makes sense.

It's uncanny how good he was.

He's a great actor. Amazing in Oz and Whiplash.

Cause that was literally the best thing about the film lol

The bad guy loses in the superhero movie what a shocking twist

Can somebody explain what does are?

Jake Gyllenhaal’s character in Spider-Man: Far From Home, who is the main villain.

Does anyone actually care about cape shit spoilers? It's not like the plots are deep.

Who

Nobody cares

Wow a spiderman villain dies ?what a spoiler oh god

MYSTERIO DIES

omg is mysterio jr ok???

He's fine. The guy he kicked, though...

lol based af

cant wait to sp*il spaceshit later this year

based

Is JJJ still Simmons or did they fuck themselves and recast

Simmons

Oh thanks, you reminded me to buy my opening night tickets.

ok cuck

Sea_Safe we talked about this.

J.K. Simmons is a parody of Alex Jones during a part where they frame Spiderman for killing Mysterio

Mysterio's friends are the ones who gave Tony Stark half of his tech

This enrages the capeshitter.

Based spoiler poster. Is Uncle Ben still dead in these movies too

THIS ISN'T PARTICULARLY SURPRISING, OBVIOUSLY GYLLENAAL WOULDN'T WANT TO BE TIED INTO A POTENTIALLY DECADES LONG FRANCHISE WHEN HE HAS ASPIRATIONS OF BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A DRAMATIC ACTOR

ALSO WHO CARES ABOUT CAPESHIT, SMH

ASPIRATIONS

If you don't already take Gyllenhaal seriously as a dramatic actor you're either a contrarian or you've never seen any of his movies.

In the case of the latter, watch Nightcrawler.

Oh no, I think he is actually a very good actor, and I love Nightcrawler. However, I don't think the general perception by either the Academy of the theater-going public is that he's a serious, and he clearly wants to change that imo. So I'm not surprised that he's bowing out early, despite playing an iconic character, so that he doesn't get typecast as "another one of the hammy melodramatic capeshit actors who tell funny jokes".

I'd make the comparison to Beat Takeshi: one of the greatest serious actors and directors in Japan's history, not taken seriously at all early in his dramatic career because he started out doing slapstick comedy. Gyllenhaal started with schlocky romcoms and melodramas for the most part. It makes sense that he wants to avoid being caught up in more of those and instead focus on more projects similar in weight to Zodiac, Nightcrawler, Brokeback Mountain, and Enemy.

I think he’s known for the heavier movies more than his origin stuff. If you like the actor, I can really recommend Prisoners. He plays a really great character in a dark story.

I liked Nightcrawler but I think r/movies ruined me from ever watching it again. Like Moon they just wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

Yeah that's fair

The one from wwe?

Literally who

I’m not watching this movie

apology for poor english

when were you when misteio dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'misteio is die'

'no'

and you?????????????

Big oof yikes y’all who hurt you sweet summer child

Unconceivably based

Third reboot. I stopped caring.

I’m actually so fucking happy jk Simmons is back

Honestly same, even if it's only for a 30 second cameo.

It’s setting up for a lot more, especially with the clip where mysterious reveals peters identity. I’m hoping the next few movies are more “spider-man-y” if you know what I mean

Yeah I get that the identity reveal is setting up more, but Idk if JJJ will be involved.

I certainly hope he is tho. I might be forced to join the capeshitters if he becomes an MCU regular.

As if I care lol

Literally who?

who cares

thank you for you're service

I know these are supposed to be spoilers, but I have no context for these whatsoever. Who the fuck is J. Jonah Jameson? Who is Mysterio? Is he an Xman?

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is cancer.

does Taylor Swift ever stop by?