I love you Mr. Lawlz please notice me senpai

will you please bless me with your shitposting ability? one day I want to piss off a community with posts as meaningless and useless as yours.

What if all the posters in /r/drama recognize you are extremely unfunny and a retard but play along so you don't shoot up a Walmart?

i worked at walmart

i disagree

i worked

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Masterlawz would shoot up something way more autistic than a walmart. He would probably go ape shit in a comic book store or one of those shops that sell magic the gathering cards and warhammers.

If a buff manlet is among the dead, sell my armies to fund trappys hormones.

Masterlawz would shoot up something way more autistic than a walmart.

Chelation therapy witha 12-gauge needle?

A Ben Ten convention is high risk area with lawls around

Shut up this is beautiful

Thank you Lawlz I never knew the amount of love and care you put into making these games. Keep it up.

but i kill them anyways you retard

It's like Kevin Nash's character recognizing John wick in the first movie

Did he immediately blow his quads after he saw Wick?

Yeah but at least he survived

Only because big poppa pump didn't autistically throw him under the bus

10/10 scene

wasn't that the guy who got raped?

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Has science gone too far?

Science needs to find a way to stop LAWLZ from getting away with it

Want an @masterlawlz.com email address?

Yes

It's an email forwarder, so PM me the address you'd like and the address that it should forward to

... Yes

Sure. It's an email forwarder, so PM me the address you'd like and the address that it should forward to

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nice

Stop! I can only get so erect!

FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER LAWLZ

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How often do you play video games, and do you think that time would be better spent exercising?

Probably should take up the advice of the fictional ex-wife...

Imagine playing video games in 2019.

What a great and not retarded at all post thank u

Hitman? More like Shitman

Imaging thinking this deeply about video games in 2019 but whatever works as a distraction from your loneliness I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzVkj1wa8_I

Tbh I'd rather get knocked out then killed so you're probably right.

We've all been there, replaying our old PS2 games and realizing that the realistic games of the era didn't quite make as much sense as you remembered.

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I'm glad I didn't have to be that autist in this thread.

Don't worry. You still were

We are all autistic on this blessed day.

Anyway Lawlz ur wrong in Hitman there’s specific people who will be suspicious of u and ur disguise if they see u and will try to arrest or tattle on u

> Talking about hitman game after blood money

Imagine

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They’re just the only people with enough courage to mention it

It's kinda funny how everyone's clothes fit him perfectly. 🤔 There's a severe lack of manlet representation in this series and it's about time that games journalists start looking into it.

Not women’s clothes.

Also he can’t impersonate the fat manlet lawyer you kill in Bangkok.

Him being a 4'10" Thai maid and nobody noticing is every bit as believable as a guy with fucking barcode on his head not being noticed. I didn't play this series early on, so maybe there's some extremely sophisticated explanation for this but like... I IDed a fucking tangerine tonight on this basis. Wtf?

For a chef disguise it might be believable, since a Thai resort could totally fly in a colossal white master chef from Denmark, and the chef’s hat could hide the barcode.

As for the Thai bellhops... yeah, IDK.

Maybe they just accepted him as a 4 10 Asian bellhop because it’s 2019 and you’re allowed to identify as whoever you want.

People don't know who 47 is, like less than 100 people actually know who he is.

It's basically you looking at a security guard with a dragon tattoo and getting suspicious.

Bigger one is how does he pass as so many ethnicities with his blue eyes.

In the last mission in hitman 2016, there's an option to dress up as a guy getting a facial reconstruction to look like a character that looks a lot like you, and go to the doctor and get him to take the bandages off you. He takes them off and is shocked at how there's no scarring or anything. He's standing right behind you, and the barcode isn't mentioned at all, despite the fact that it is in full view.

So idk. I think everyone in the hitman franchise is just blind.

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shitty lawlzpost, yawn

Bloodmoney was my shit.

r/lostredditors

Wasn't this posted in r/showerthoughts about a year ago or so?

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This is now canon in my head

First I was confused by the comments and then I read the subreddit

I really really really hate you

That's an interesting idea for a cute little action-puzzle game. Like, you play as a demon that possesses people and has to follow complicated rules to achieve some goal without anyone realizing, only after a while the player notices that everyone is terrified and just playing along because it is known that that appeases the demon.

Or maybe you play as severely autistic child that must follow complicated rules to earn GBP from the Mother, except those rules are entirely in the player character's head.

That’s some John Wick shit !

Someone already made a post like this you joke stealing cunt

A real assassin would wear a clip-on tie.

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It like in whittleton creek where there’s that black guy that checks Janus’ mail.

You knock him out take his outfit and then all guards in the house are like “oh hi there guy who was shorter, black and had hair earlier, I see you have shaved and grown taller.”

Followed by the deepest voiced human being ever saying hi

Start a blog already holy shit. Why tf do u keep getting upvoted on drama.

This isn’t drama. This is some short fat teen posting trash stories every fucking day.

I see that you too were involved in the production of Canadian Commandos.