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Reddit loooves raging on cops but this is a level of incompetence by this police departnent you don't see all the time. The city should be held accountable for this negligence and incompetence for hiring a short fat woman.

Goblins need work too just not one where you need to be fit

That's what the circus is for.

Not if they'd learn to blow like a proper foid

Based

That's why the TSA exists

TSA is either hyperswole black guys or really fat black women, no inbetween

I got a pat down once from a dude who looked and talked like coach from L4D2

Two short fat women, on patrol together, without a single male to supervise them.

The absolute state of leftroons in two thousand and twenty.

Wait the other cop definitely sounded like a moid

The fact that she shot a man running away... who already couldn’t see from pepper spray and had a bullet in him is... not legal.

Imagine if you could shoot your problems at any job when you're too incompetent to do your job right

She couldn’t even shoot her problems away. The guy ran off.

I don't get why women or fats are hired to be beat cops.

Like it'd be fine if they hired them for some pencil pusher job, but they're unfit for anything that requires more physical activity than typing.

This was apparently a train jumper aka low load job

Regardless. Women and fats are incapable of handling low load jobs

I'm curious after the city receives like thirty more wrongful shooting suits, you think they will be like "shit... all these fat retards for sympathy hires was a bad idea!!"

But on the bright side you cant have race riots when you cop is all super chunky black ladies lol

I'm curious after the city receives like thirty more wrongful shooting suits, you think they will be like "shit... all these fat retards for sympathy hires was a bad idea!!"

Literally why would they care. It's not like they have to pay for it.

Pretty sure they do. 1 mil settlements on average is a pretty big deal.

Paid for with your tax dollars

Right, but only if you live in that area/city.

99% of the time, lawsuits are paid out of property taxes collected by your local government. Should go without saying, but if a state cop showed such incompetence, obviously state taxes would pay for the lawsuit.

Name something more cucked than being an average citizen. Politicians fuck your asshole raw while you pay them, cops kill your neighbor and charge you for it, construction workers make you sit in traffic while 90% of them hold shovels all day while you pay them for it.

Payhetic

Police unions make it impossible to run a large PD without hiring fats though. So the city just has to eat the costs of those lawsuits and the taxpayer gets fucked.

Blue lives matter etc. makes backlash against police unions impossible.

Blue lives matter etc. makes backlash against police unions impossible.

Lol?

Unions don't give a fuck about backlash. They're there to support union members full stop, not to win a popularity contest with people who aren't paying dues.

Union laws are what make backlash against police unions irrelevant. It's literally illegal to stop unions from fucking your HR process like a low rent hooker

Women and fats are incapable of handling low load jobs

FTFY

Fats have muscle though, they need it to hold up all their fat.

Be American
Don't pay train ticket
Get shot

"optics"

If women and fats were excluded from having beat jobs then 95% of America would be unqualified for these jobs.

Good

like that's not already the case

this is the cream of the crop in action, buddy. i thought that was obvious

Women would have their place in the police force. I used to work with dangerous people, and when you can't fight, you can learn to de-escalate any situation with mass quantities of bullshit and some emotional intelligence. Maybe beat cop with a partner or called in for certain situations.

No need to defuse the situation when you can get a 250lb roided out ex-grunt happy to throw someone bodily into concrete because their rules of engagement as a cop are looser than when they were in the military.

There’s a time and a place for that and there’s a time for foids to show up and mother hen some moid nonsense.

I doubt the kind of retards resisting the police and being argumentative have any respect for women

Everyone calls for their mother while dying so it probably works the other way around too.

they probably have some sort of oedipal complex, and women in uniform are kinda hot.

It sounds like other passengers subdued him after.

Privatize police

That sounds more like communal police, that the lower left quadrant dreams about.

False, there would be many police companies that you can hire

I'm saying that other passengers subduing a criminal right there and then instead of waiting for a private police squad to arrive on the scene sounds much more like bottom left than bottom right kind of thing.

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Good I assume the black community will demand these cops heads on pikes.

Oh what's that, perp was white and cops black?

Nothing to see here move along.

Degenerate leftoids double standard on full display.

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Behold, a man made of straw

Literally who are you arguing against lmao

Cope

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Seethe

Seething ^

I would be seething if I was an Amerimutt, looking from the outside in it's very entertaining and I hope it continues. Kind of like Trump

Fat people aren't people i demand humans has those police jobs

How can Biden lose when just being Biden is a win?

i wish i could sniff as much kiddy hair as him and get away with it 😪

Imagine thinking a rich white boomer who people have to call Mr Vice-President, 24/7 armed guards, and a kid-sniffing fetish he can indulge in openly, hasn't already won.

Imagine having principles in current year+5 and not just blindly rooting for your team/race

>60 upvotes for this retardation

/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/ alongside twitter leftists in the linked thread are very much seething and angry at this obvious police brutality.

Sounds like you don't want anyone talking about this issue.

What the fuck is this autism? I've never seen such a literal strawman example in my life lmao.

Police said mass transit officers on a Red Line train saw the man moving from train car to train car, which is against a city ordinance.

Deserved shooting.

Sounds like a clear cut capital offense to me.

Should've just accepted that he was going to spend life in prison for such a heinous crime.

She shot him, an he still ran off.

At the hospital here, they kinda have a form of that called "negligence" which could result in murder. Imo, a gun seems faster, cooler and way more dramatic

R u a doctor? Looking for a sugar bussy?

Can't learn to code? Shoot your code!

Retail. ಠ_ಠ

If cashiers had guns, the world would be a better place

Pretty sure cashiers often do have guns. I know around where I live they do

Nah I mean like ALL of them. The ones at sketchy gas stations and pawn shops do. But I want the cashiers at coffee shops and restaurants to have them to. Imagine just getting to pop that rude Karen that comes in every morning for her 700 calorie latte

Cutting health insurance rates one fat fuck at a time. Being a lard violates the NAP

fuck that, getting the gun out takes time.

I demand automatic turrets that will kill everything moving with the press of a button.

I mean, you can.

Wouldn't break even on my check.

I tried that once. Then a gas line broke open and they yelled at me. Real bullshit I tell you

"John I'm late for the conference call. Have you finished those numbers for me?"

"Sigh" *bang*

why even bother cuffing? shoot everyone, Allah will sort it out

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Chocolate Rambo did't die for this

Still can't believe they cornered the Dorner.

Citywide paramilitary group with modern military tech vs one ex military crazo

Supremely based brother.

Wow an absolutely useless female cop? Color me shocked

Usanian female. And don't put colour on your face. You will get shot.

Color

Heh.

Can anyone see this am I free yet

Never hire women to be cops. Esp fat black women. They straight up dont give a fuck and will pop you instantly if you try anything. Those bitches are more hardcore then the biggest gun-sperg wannabe white boy lol

I can't tell but is that 3 cops on him? Like I can't tell if it was him reaching for her gun. This is a clusterfuck, but it's Chicago. If you don't see a shooting once a day in Chicago, you probably haven't left the house yet.

Volume and weight wise it's 3 to 4 cops

Lmao at all the replies defending the lardies. Burgers are so cucked when I comes to th police it's insane.

NOOOO THEY PROTECT AND SERVE YOU CANT SAY THEY DID SOMETHING BAD!!!!!

That twitter is full of actual niggers defending the cops because they were black and the "criminal" was white. If it was reversed they would be asking for Trumps head for this because its clearly his fault.

All Americans Are Bastards

Good god who is more out of shape in burgertown the gym teachers or the cops

Definitely the cops. Gym teachers were usually once in reasonable fitness and if pressed could run a ways.

I hope that this will start the long overdue discussion about systemic racism and misandry that led to the shooting of an unarmed white man by a black policewoman.

No one ever talks about the systematic oppression of men in crime statistics. 90% of crime. Truly oppressed by misandry.

It's caused by socioeconomic factors obviously. 3 out of 4 homeless are male etc. Plus men are policed more often which leads to more arrests in those statistics, and receive harsher sentences which does nothing to rehabilitate them.

9/10*

Actually In the United States, about 60% of all homeless people are men, I was thinking about that "1 in 4 homeless people are women" that's Canadian (I managed to find the actual source)!

I wonder what they're defining as homeless, because eyes on the street are telling me it's much higher than 60%.

Imagine very few homeless women are living on the street. They wouldn't last long

Imagine becoming homeless only to spend all your homeless time in a shelter, safe and disgustingly sober. Truly a meme gender smdh.

Justifiably???

Moids that dumb deserve to fight for survival thunderdome style

Foids that dumb should also have to fight to survive

Chronic homeless or all, cause I don't wanna count cardwellers between jobs

Spitting facts out here

Despite being 50% of the population....

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This mayo literally screamed that he, and I quote: "dindu nuffin". 🤔 Why didn't the cops accept that and let him go?

In a majority black city, with a black female mayor, where a black president was born and raised.

Hitting the real issues here

Absolutely and undeniably based

https://twitter.com/dkennycpd/status/1233567132421513216

Lol imagine wanting to touch that "thing"

Only help I would have given is handing am extra magazine of ammo to the cops

Like the trigger happy cops in burgerland wouldn't shoot a civilian who walked up to them in the middle of a fight. They don't know if you're gonna help them or the dude they're wrestling, so they'll just shoot you and let god sort it out.

look at her bio lol

Retired Chicago Police Officer. Former Independent turned Democrat. Mueller’s my hero. Palmer Report is my guru. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho#StrongerTogether

This is why we don’t do “good cop fat cop” style interrogations anymore.

thought that title was embellished goddamn

be american

live in city with some of the strictest gun regulations possible

get shot

How are burger cops so incompetent?

They don't allow smart people to become cops 🙃

Smart people are too violent, and question authority.

Because no there's no pressure on them. You could shoot a kid and enjoy your paid 2 weeks vacation while things settle down and come back to doing the same thing again. They never face the consequences they deserve to.

Incompetence follows the region since its inception. You wouldn't have USA if someone wasn't mindbogglingly incompetent.

Actual reason: diversity quotas. You saw the cop. She could barely run a block in the shape she's in, and she's a small out of shape woman trying to wrestle a man. She meets exactly zero physical standards, yet got hired anyway. There is only one reason for that.

Now if we're talking about the fat cops who've been on the beat for 20 years and let themselves go, that's the fault of no annual fitness retesting.

Cope. Mayo burger cops are just as fat and incompetent, if not fatter and more incompetent.

I think he was talking about women, not blacks.

Moid hires are more trigger happy, TBH.

But yeah, foid hires are way more incompetent.

The only thing incompetent here is they didn't shoot him soon enough.

Police unions have enough power to stop incompetent fucks from getting fired but now enough power to make wages high enough for anyone with merit to want to join.

Stopping to pick up your jacket while the cops are shooting at you is a chad move.

lmfao, i noticed that too. He had to reach between the cops legs to get it.

Chads

I understand if some doped bloke runs for his life; more trouble for him later. But to shoot him? Shouldn't they fight kung fu style and the winner gets to leave?

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The fucking incompetence holy shit. Fucking shot him and told him to run up an escalator holy fuck. Please tell me this was some elaborate street performance art.

Yeah, that was weird. Maybe they hoped that he would just run away and stop being their problem?

Fine he shouldn’t have been resisting. Considering how long and hard he fought these cops my guess is that he was on drugs. Either way, shooting blindly up a staircase/escalator with no sight on who or what may be in the line of fire (after the suspect) is disgusting. What did this guy do besides resisting that made it so important to arrest him at the potential expense of others just trying to commute?

Honestly you don't need to be on drugs to get away from brown humpty dumpty and friend

You aren’t wrong on that. I thought they tasered him and it didn’t bother him usually that’s drugs but maybe a taser malfunction

Nobody makes her break a sweat unless it's the drive thru worker giving her the meat sweats. Sentence for this crime: Immediate execution with extreme prejudice.

Keystone Cops

By Jordan Peele

I'm just gonna assume that the cops killed him because it was open season for mayos in Illinois, and the whole purpose of police is to do racially-motivated homicides. There is absolutely zero chance that we'll find out that he had a gun and the cops knew that because he had just done an armed robbery with that gun. That would be utterly unprecedented.

They shot him because he was reaching into his jacket when they were yelling at him to put his hands up. They don't have to already know he has a gun to have a reasonable expectation that he's going for a weapon. There was lots of stupidity that led to this situation, like letting that woman be a street cop when she's just too weak for it, but the actual first shot wasn't incorrect.

Shooting him in the back while he's running up the escalator is less excusable.

Literal cope. Fat girl shot a drunk busy itching his face. Then again when he scrambled away. Maybe don't be a cop if every single twitch of the human body makes you think you're about to get pumped full of lead lmao.

It looks like a scene out of Police Academy...

I have been swamped with requests for media interviews. I did one, but I really have no information that is not in the video. The video contains everything I saw. And I do not feel it’s my place to speculate or opine.

Why even use social media (specifically twitter) then?

Everyone here is an idiot. The lazy fatass cops that need to lose weight and I have no idea how those heart attack waiting to happen still have a job. To the retard that resist being arrested just let them arrest nothing good ever happens fighting the cops.

Holy shit guns are loud

Fat cops should be in a fat camp and not on the streets.

The Music in the background kinda sounds like the Krabby Patty theme tbh.

And this is how incels and commies are made to unite in a horseshoe of hate

This is why police departments should check the people on their payroll are physically fit every 6 months. So many cases where someone joins the force and then becomes the body double for an elephant because no one gives a shit.

I’m as much on the side of “support cops, fuck criminals” as anyone but I’ll never understand why running away is automatically a justified death sentence.

It makes sense when you see it as the cops being jealous that you can actually move fast while they can't

If you breathe near a fat women, you're beyond disgusting.

If you breathe near a fat woman, you're beyond disgusting.

Cops are always the fucking enemy. I hate having to pretend to respect their retarded asses so I get let off on warnings. Their dicks get so hard off being treated with respect and their brains are so small that you can legit get off on warnings doing anything by being white and really overly respectful.

So many squeaky clean boots thanks to the replies in that thread

Had to reread to check you weren't talking about reddit mods

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Is there no fitness test to be a cop or does corruption somehow involve being bribed by donuts?

We live in a society

Lmao why even have foid cops? As you can see in this video that foid did nothing to help. She could barely say "stop resisting" between struggling to breathe. Someone start a petition to ban black foids from being cops lmao.

I obviously do not know the backstory to this...but frankly, the suspect brought this on himself...he was bigger and stronger than the cops, was combative, refused to comply...so tough shit. and good for Johnny Law.

The shooting occurred after police said mass transit officers on a Red Line train saw a man moving from train car to train car, which is against a city ordinance.

is this an actual thing? that seems wack lol

He's not driving while black but it's pretty close. I say we shoot first and deal with the paperwork later.