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That gym comment has me feeling personally attacked

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I genuinely don't understand people who go to gyms. Like, sure, if you want to be a bodybuilder then it's reasonable, but the majority of people who just wants to get fit or muscular can just purchase a pull-up bar, 2 dumbbells and a bench. With these you can already get more muscular than 90% of people, and they are yours forever and you can use them whenever you feel like it, don't have to wait for others to finish their session. 😩

its fun

you get to go somewhere and do some stuff you cant otherwise do at home like use machines and talk to people

you can also go with friends or gf depends on ur preference

you get to go somewhere and do some stuff

I think that is the thing he doesn't understand.....

And apparently he doesn't understand core or leg days. 🤦‍♀️

Leg days are for massive fucking nerds or women.

Like unless you're a ski or surf bum or some shit and you sat around for a fuckin year and plan to spend days holding a squat to do some dope shit, leg days are for nerds.

Leg days are for massive fucking nerds or women.

welllll lol

But for real you can tell dudes who skip leg days because they look like Buzz lightyear from Toy Story -- tiny chicken legs with roid gut and arms.

But for real you can tell dudes who skip leg days because they look like Buzz lightyear from Toy Story -- tiny chicken legs with roid gut and arms.

I'm unironically getting there lmao

lol fwiw, I hate leg days. Hate every exercise. 😂

I don't understand people who go to gyms. If you jack off enough, ur arm will be so fit and muscular!!!!!!!!1111!!!! 💪

I genuinely don't understand people who go to gyms. Like, sure, if you want to be a bodybuilder then it's reasonable, but the majority of people who just wants to get fit or muscular can just purchase a pull-up bar, 2 dumbbells and a bench. With these you can already get more muscular than 90% of people, and they are yours forever and you can use them whenever you feel like it, don't have to wait for others to finish their session. 😩

deadlifts and squat racks :\

Fucking this tbh.

Its fun to call yourself an introvert as an excuse for your lack of confidence and social skills but when it's time to actually stay at home your mental health is declining.

Omg this is so me 😱 😭 😩 But see the thing is I was just gaining the confidence for real life socialisation, and now I've got to overcome my 'tism all over again with this online stuff. Trying to text people is scary cause it's hard to know if they actually want to talk to you and with phone calls you don't get to see body language which makes it confusing. Can I get a moment of silence for the socially tarded, it's not a good time for us.

Its fun to call yourself an introvert as an excuse for your lack of confidence and social skills but when it's time to actually stay at home your mental health is declining.

Omg this is so me 😱 😭 😩 But see the thing is I was just gaining the confidence for real life socialisation, and now I've got to overcome my 'tism all over again with this online stuff. Trying to text people is scary cause it's hard to know if they actually want to talk to you and with phone calls you don't get to see body language which makes it confusing. Can I get a moment of silence for the socially tarded, it's not a good time for us.

And people who think they are above the rules are should be denied a ventilator ☣🚮🏥

you only need a ventilator if you are weak

Amen I wish it could be spread the word far and wide that if you are healthy thisdisease will hardly affect you. How many headline have you seen "I thought I was immune because I was young but now I'm in intensive care" then it shows a picture of them and they're fucking chonkers.

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Or, and I think this is probably worse, ch*ldren 🤮🤮🤮

Whut? They are fat. They are in intensive care because they are unhealthy and fat. How hard was that to understand? "Children" doesn't make any sense here.

I mean the other people I see as being examples in the media of healthy people who got domed by corona are children

No, that's the opposite of my point. If you're a healthy child who wasn't fed burgers by your fat parents every day the virus will not hospitalise you.

Everyon who gets hospitalised by this thing is unhealthy or has medical problems already. That was my point.

Being a redditor is a pre existing condition too

yeah children 🧒 🧒 🧒 aren't very susceptible to it

Wait, have they switched off that stupid emoji automod?

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Maybe?

Well, good for you. That was quick.

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But if the boomers die house prices will go down dummy, then me and all my friends can have a 3 bedroom in the burbs even though we are in our late 20s and do retail jobs that are literally for children who just finished school

STONKS 📈

Cheap chalets in France and villas in Spain and Italy will be the upside to all this. That and the fatty purge. ⚰📈

look up the percentage of spaniards who live at home 📈

Italy was already paying people to move into free houses.

And it’ll keep the social security trust fund solvent 🤗

I have 3 bedrooms and a loft. I only use 1 bedroom and the loft is my gaming area. 😎

The second bedroom is where I keep the bussy boi 🍑

Man where do you live it’s the Boomers up here losing their shit over MY REEEEEEDOMS

Man where do you live it’s the boomers 🤯 losing their shit up here where I live.

Dude social isolation lmao 😂😂😂😂

Nuclear take ⚠️🧨and it’s all true 📠

Real bois just break the rules lmao, what's COVID gonna do, give me and my boys a cough? ahah 😂😂😂😂 been going to my buddies apartment almost daily to game and chill - brings me back to university days. Also been going on lots of hikes - which I could get fined for but how they gonna patrol a mountain??

What kind of eurocel hell hole do you live in where you could get fined for 🥾?

Your attitude it's pretty shitty. The virus is highly contagious. You should stay inside and not get into contact with no one. Iits bc of ppl like you that the hospitals are full of covid cases. just hope you don't live with someone with high risk. This is not your typical flue.

Dude it’s satire. Do you not get the sub?

No, not really

some people need social contact

fuck them

People are stupid. Social contact is for old people...

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As someone who has long learned to cope with isolation it feels good to finally be among the best at something and look down on all these sad losers 😊

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As someone who has long learned to c😊pe with isolation it feels good to finally be among the best at something and look down on all these sad l😊sers

iTs sO hArD iM tRaUmAtIzEd

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Fix your caps, tard.

Fuck he’s right 🚼🚼🚼

One of the gym coaches down the street from me still holds classes on the downlow. I'm kinda sorta wondering if she's the next beer virus disease vector. 🤷‍♀️

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i've been loving social isolation...finally have time and focus to finish projects and get a good routine going. hope it stays like this lol

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My internet went down for like 8 minutes and I almost enlisted in online classes over my phone just so I could e-shoot up the school. 💪💪💪

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Everybody just merely adopted the isolation. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

One of my friends shared an article on Facebook full of coping strategies and ideas for how to deal with the horror of being around your family and electronic devices for a month. One of the suggestions was, I swear to God, to remember to stay hydrated with plenty of water. 💦💦💦

People are pussies.

lol incel

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The more you stay at home the quicker this will be over with so suck it child and deal with it.

Good goy 😗

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I've never been happier to be an autist than I am now. Not a single thing has changed in terms of my day to day life, the government is throwing more money at me, a bunch of sites have great deals, and I get to see normies whine about how hard it is to stay inside.

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Here's a tip. The more you stay at home the quicker this will be over with so suck it child and deal with it. This generation is pathetic and would get eaten alive if born in literally any other period in time. 🤓

Honestly tho it's I'm seeing more boomers that can't deal with this cause they can't figure out how to use Houseparty or Microsoft Teams (like it's difficult 🤷‍♂️) 🙄

And the boomers in Michigan are losing their shit 💩 cause "i CAN'T uSE My moToRcyCLe or GO BoAtinG" just die already 😡🤮

Lol I’m in Ohio and everyone is going fishing and riding motorcycles, is Michigan a bigger 💩hole than I even thought possible?

It's got 🚙 Detroit 🚙 so yes 💁‍♂️

A World War would actually be fun, and I might be able to pull a John Basilone before I died.

As it is, I’m fucking booooooooored.

Its fun to call yourself an introvert as an excuse for your lack of confidence and social skills but when it’s time to actually stay at home your mental health is declining.

Wow fuck you dude 😡

I am an extravert but I enjoy this social isolation 😎😙

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Only evolutionary failures ❌❌ would enjoy not being able to physically be around other people 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♀️🧍 rn tbh 😂🤣😂

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I forgot about the r word 😭

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I just want to get fucking hammered out of my house r word 🥴🥴

Hope she see that bro.

Truth bomb, I agree it’s pathetic what a bunch or r words

"wHY aRE yOU ALl nOt mESMerizEd bY thE ScEEns??????"

Sorry normies are used to higher stimulation than a sofa and miles of scrolling. You're gonna keep having to hear about it.

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What if you’re stuck with an unbearable, uncompromising asshole?

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You're such a fat lazy slob you blame not being able to go to gym as a decline in mental health where the truth of the fact is if you really wanted to work out you don't need a gym just do some pushups fatass.

Holy fuck, will you bodyweightcels shut the fuck up already? People who think it's possible to get strong without deadlifts and squats are the lowest of the low.

Seriously. I cringe especially when you see teens posting about "how hard this pandemic has been for them."

Bitch I lost my job and know people who have died from this. Im not sure how to pay rent next month and it's possible my parents could die in all this. What do you seriously have to complain about?

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I agree. Those who struggle with social isolation fail to see the immense opportunity for personal development and it doesn't stop there. The best of us own social isolation like a boss!

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Regarding your comment on introverts:

This quarantine has changed my life in practically 0 ways. Seeing my friends online is just as good to me as seeing them in person, and honestly preferred because I normally get super tired when I’m out of the house for a long period of time

Basically, everybody is affected by things differently. Isolation hasn’t hurt me that badly