Redditors love to act like they “know” the law. They’re almost always wrong.

I know. I’m in my 3rd year of law school. I was referring to the the quoted poster’s assertion that he is well versed in self defense law.

You're a 3L, now? My condolences.

So I can punch someone in the face and just walk away, totally immune to retaliation? Sounds like you discovered a cheat mode for reality, McFluff 😉

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Is that really true? What if you just knocked the living daylights out of someone and then walked away? People don’t act rationally in situations like that, they would still be likely to hit you back.

Punching someone in the dark is a victimless crime

Worst offenders being the legal advice mods

Half the mod list are cops from r/protectandserve

Protecting their job security.

Yeah, seriously. If they were actually lawyers rule 1. would be don’t post anything to the Internet, and rule 2. would be if you’re gonna be a tard then at least don’t post identifying info / specifics.

What's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

I know that /r/legaladvice gets a lot of flack but in this case they were correct. Attacking someone who is walking away from you isn't self-defense.

Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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It isn't "jumping" someone to kick their ass after they push you in the back. Its just a fight.

Stop using words when you don't know what they mean. Its weird. And honestly if you don't know what "jumping" someone is you are either 12 years old or just straight mayo on sourdough

Jumping someone is when a group of people beat up 1 dude, and usually its planned in advance. This ain't it chief.

Saying he jumped him is a poor turn of phrase but you sound like a major f@gg.

Its not a poor turn of phrase its just the wrong word.

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There's a difference between being "white" and being "white". Not knowing what jumping someone means is part of it.

There's a difference between being "white" and being "white". Not knowing what jumping someone means is a good indicator of which one you are.

Oh god lmao

What are you, some sort of brain damaged loser? Fuck off to whatever meth addled trailer park you crawled out of.

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Imagine being this g*y

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thank you for clearing this up for me. one question, though, on a slight iteration of the term, "jump _____":

what did you ur mom mean when she texted me that she wanted to, "jump my bone"?

It means she's gonna roll up with the squad and break your kneecaps

ugh yes ruin me yeetmommy 😍😍😍

It's simple assault, 3rd degree. Based on PA's legal code, this would probably be:

(1) a fight or scuffle entered into by mutual consent, in which case it is a misdemeanor of the third degree;

It's literally the least serious level of criminal charge.

What a sad tool.

No, she's only saying that because 'He'S cRaZy,' and is probably scared.

Oh she's scared of someone alright lmao

That was very trashy.

This nigga has an entire subreddit dedicated to his schizo-posting

Kinda based ngl

To start, I like to think that i'm pretty well versed in my states self-defense law's

This is the bootest sentence ever written.

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Nobody who ever writes out the specific dialogue of an altercation like this has ever been in a fight

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Lmao, his diary had me 🤣🤣 Shouldn’ta quit his pods and maybe he wouldn’t have tarded out

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If you ask me, grown who men who beat-up on women are the literal definition of the word 'bitch' and deserve everything coming to them

So many things wrong in that sentence, I don't know where to start.

None of this happened.