Based post, Friedman. Keep bringing that Euroseethe to the fore.

✔️Gets taxed for literally everything, still lower average salaries than in Wyoming lmao.

✔️Can only afford rent for a 1 bedroom apartment by age 35 in some 3rd tier city like Dresden or Calais.

✔️Can't even own an AR-15

✔️Lives in a semi-police state.

✔️Main cities are full of foreigners that live 10 family members in one, 1 room apartment, rising rent prices to ludicrous levels.

✔️They get overtaxed for "free" healthcare that's 10 times subpar to US healthcare in terms of quality

✔️80% of their taxes get mismanaged and lost due to bureaucracy and incompetence because of the state

✔️Low population growth = low sex appeal = undesirable and disgusting (Their women don't even wax nor do MCdonalds mukbangs videos 🤢🤮)

✔️Low population = soon to collapse welfare system = needs more taxation/more immigrants

✔️Their culture got AMERICANIZED, its pretty much non-existent because they themselves hate their own culture.

✔️No melting-pot possible. Even foreigner that go there hate their culture and try to impose their own, may Allah will it!☝🏾

✔️Hates America because Daddy doesn't give them a free green card

✔️Their President, PM, Chancellor or w/e is some boring r*edditor tier human being and nowhere near Daddy's entertainment level, literally just proving that we're the Third Rome.

✔️Moan online about how the Greatest Country in the World has no "free" healthcare and how they're fat and stupid, not realizing that that's God's/Allah's plan for this Great Nation we all call the United States of America

✔️Must be some jealous Europoor.

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Main cities are full of foreigners that live 10 family members in one, 1 room apartment, rising rent prices to ludicrous levels.

Also true of America, to a greater extent

They get overtaxed for "free" healthcare that's 10 times subpar to US healthcare in terms of quality

Yeah everyone's jealous of America's Healthcare that costs a thousand times anyone else's and is shit quality

80% of their taxes get mismanaged and lost due to bureaucracy and incompetence because of the state

Just repeat more of the small government neoliberal lies that have lead to America's decline

Uh oh. Europoor is seething.

And he is just simply incorrect. The US has the best quality healthcare in the world. It's just not for poor people.

And you have been lied to if you think rent in the US is bad outside of two cities.

Nah watermark is the commie son of an H1Bcel who lives in America.

Oh god. Not a chapo.

Imagine typing a wall of text to defend a county Mexicans are fleeing only to further highlight how much of an erection Ben shipiro gives you.

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But it's the Europoors that live in a police state, right?

And when you make fun of them for it all they talk about is fat people and shootings, like maybe if they could own a gun they wouldn't need America to save their asses every world war

Tell us about all the wars America has won on her own.

I can think of 3 immediately lmao, 1812, Spanish-American, and Mexican-American. And if you'll count it we almost singlehandedly won the Pacific Front in WW2 while saving your asses in Europe.

I won't count it

Euroseethe

while saving your asses in Europe.

Lmao, you mean killing all those kids and grannies ?

I'm European and hate those fucks too.

Any Bernie bro willing to trade places?

Haram is a common name in Europe

Imagine being born in a former colony, the absolute state of Burgers 🍔😆

Looked at your profile and you appear to speak that brazilian version of spanish lol

Yes.

Me too buddy, me too. Eurocels are some of the smuggiest people around.

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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he she, don't misgender her

Burgers and automod BTFO

Lol imagine being a burger, trump retard incel faggot weirdo😾

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hehe seethe Burger, and go on with excelling at coronary heart disease rates

lol. imagine thinking American dramaChads have any relation to the fatties that man our factories. they are grist for the mill. it's a nation of gods and clods born out of out rugged individualism. you might as well be insulting our cattle.

I cannot tell who is seething more, you or the europoor?

Me too 🥰

hehe see you on your annual trip to Europe

oh wait you’re too poor to travel here

So when are you leaving the US

Seething.

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Imagine saying that America is a shithole on a website made in America using a username based on an American Exceptionalist who created billions of dollars of wealth in the greatest country of all time.

Good thing we have free speech over here.

yes i agree reddit is a great example of exactly why usa is a 3rd world shithole

posted from the USA

can you introduce me to your technique of avoiding the country you live in then? just interested in how you go on about your day literally living in a 3rd world country

burger

not poor and disgusting

are you sure

They can't be sure since they've never left their country and have no other point of reference to compare it to, other than street shitting Indians they see on CNN.

Damn, there are some serious secret seethers here in the sub tonight, downvoting the shit out of you. It seems you've found the dramatard's weak spot? Burgers OK with being called fat, but not dumb?

It's hilarious cause I'm a burger too, just not one who's been trapped and blinded by my (((nationalism))).

Burgers are so easy to troll especially with the truth.

Is this why you can't leave your state by car

Go to Ireland, try the meat and dairy stuff there and then curl into a ball crying while thinking about the life you’ve wasted eating pale custardy-looking👀 eggs🥚 instead of rich orangey Irish ☘️ eggs🍳, flabby yank bacon 🥓 instead of succulent irish rashers, and pale watery wallpaper paste🤮 instead of the thick creamy wonder that is Irish milk.

lmao at thinking anyone would go to Ireland for its food as if it is known for its cuisine. A pathetic nation that nearly died from lack of potato when it’s surrounded by water and who gets bullied by bongs.

Imagine having all your diary products banned from an entire 1st world continent because of the growth hormones and antibiotics the cows are pumped with. 🤢🤮

I hear you can actually milk out a blood clot from American cows. And I'm not talking about your "mom".

One thing europoors don’t understand is that Americans have access to everything. I just finished off a carton of grass-fed, hormone, and antibiotic free milk that had an actual picture and name of the cow it came from on the box. It was hand delivered to my front door from bezo’s local grocery by one of his slaves and I don’t have to look at the price even as a middle class cuhck because I’m not a europoor.

Yea actually it turns out that pretty much everything tastes better when you don’t pump it full of aspartame and growth hormones🤷‍♂️

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Sounds like a tasty medieval meal

You exist because we allow it.

Seconded. You're welcome commies

and youpoors will end because we demand it. 👨🏿‍✈️

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Like any europoor countries have drastically better rates

Now you're off the nuclear sub ballistic missile protection list.

Wait what, I thought you were from Cope-nhagen

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In 2019, annual premiums for health coverage for a family of four in the US cost $20,576, employers picked up 71% of that cost.

Lmao

Imagine paying monthly for insurance that doesnt even include the cost of regular doctor/hospital visits, or prescriptions.

Also

20,576/4 = 5,144

your including the kids in this calculation. I knew the education in the US was bad, but not that bad!

hehe

Looking at how many subs you mod I think its an easy win for me here XD

Damn thanks for highlighting that one, 300% returns over 7 months is pretty sweet.

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are you mad I might have more than your net worth in virtual items ?

Kinda killed it there... Anything else you wanna seethe about?

you bragging about your runescape farming profits again from your europoor cage you call a flat?

I knew the education in the US was bad, but not that bad!

Careful, sweetheart, careful. Keep talking like that and I'm gonna have donnie ban college visas and you'll have to get educated in your own country, and I know we don't want that, now do we?

Did you go to college?

Of course sweetheart, I'm in one now. It's amazing the quality of education you get when you live in a developed country 😘

Nice student debt. Lmao got em.

lmao imagine not making profit through scholarships while going to a top 100 university lmao holy shit europoor you don't even get tipped for going to class? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damn thats pretty sick, what scholarships? For real it covers the whole cost of tuition?

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I'll admit, its partially just a GI bill, but my university offers most of the tuition covered for domestic students with a 3.5+GPA, my GI bill just covers the 8k a year I'd otherwise have to pay. However, they have a lot of other scholarships that go towards tuition that I could have theoretically gotten if I wanted to, like doing 40 hours community service a semester will get you a massive scholarship. Only problem is those only cover tuition, they aren't cash-payments so I don't really have any use for them.

I'm trying to transfer to a T20 school and most of those will basically give you a full-ride upon acceptance unless you're a kid from the upper-middle or upper class. They also don't offer most of these scholarships to foreign exchange students, which makes sense considering most foreigners who send their students abroad are fucking gigarich. Even the ones who aren't gigarich usually get some help, I think. My professor was a Fulbright student and he got pretty much everything paid for if I remember correctly. Cool dude, too.

But yeah, if you're a burger with a 3.5+ GPA you can usually get most of your school tuition paid for in a lot of universities, and the one I'm doing to now is probably in the top 5-10% of accredited colleges in the US so it's not like its a degree-mill. The problem is most students are unironically r-slur'd and either get a mediocre GPA or don't apply for applications despite the fact that tons of them will approve you on request as long as your meet the prerequisites. Or they just go to universities that are way overpriced because they're r-slur'd.

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It's actually harder to get into the military than people realize, too. Yeah there are some rétards in the Marine Corps, but if you're too retârded they won't even let you go to boot camp. Whereas if you're the type of re†ard who can still scrape out a 3.0 in high school and not completely fuck up your SATs, you can probably find at least a satellite campus of your state university that'll take you.

And they actually have some hard requirements. Isn't it true that tattoos on the hands or above the collarbone basically disqualify you? I know some people who got into college (basic-tier college but still college) despite having some tats like that.

but if you're too retârded they won't even let you go to boot camp

Basically, the bottom 30% of people can't get in (unless they retake the test and study for it). But for a lot of jobs you need to have pretty decent scores, for mine I think it was scoring in the 75th percentile on a few separate areas of the ASVAB.

In terms of tats and such, yeah, they're super fucking strict these days, its basically just what happens once the actual fighting relaxes and shit gets stupid. No tats below the wrists, above the collarbone, or on your elbows or knees (I got no clue why on those two). Also, it cannot be bigger than your hand. They grandfathered everyone in who already had those kinds of tats before the policies were made, but still, really strict about it. Also, if you had tats that had a girl with titties on them, you better cover that shit up ASAP. I had a Gunny and she had sleeves, part of it had a nude pinup girl design on it and she had to get it redone to put a bikini over her nipples.

Also, T-Thot drama has some developments, when I get the time I'm gonna do a small effortpost.

lady gunny with big-titty sailor tattoo

On a scale of 10 to 11, how lesbian was she?

T-Thot drama has some developments

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Unironically she was fu#king hot and she got a phenomenal tit job a few months before she got out. She was married and I was a ret*rd but everyone told me she wanted to fuck me cause she always asked me to go to the smoke pit, but she was married and I was afraid of having her turn my asshole inside out if I tried and it turned out I was wrong.

Also my gf at the time said she would have liked to watch me fu*k her and I was like oh wow ok man if I knew that I would have risked it all cause that'd be dope.

Also in terms of people joining the military, Based Economist ran an article where they discussed the the half-myth of the military being filled with minorities or uneducated people who had no other option. Turns out, that used to be true but now people in the military tend to come from better educated families with above median income. It's weird, for sure.

I used to be skeptical of boob jobs, but my view on them has changed pretty recently. There are some these days that look absolutely incredible, even when the woman has her top off.

I think it's those under-the-muscle ones that are supposed to be the best, but they're also more intrusive to perform from what I hear. But imo it's half about taste, half about skill. A great surgeon can probably increase the size a lot and make them look good, a shit surgeon can probably increase the size a little and make them look good, but a shit surgeon can't increase the size a lot and make them look good.

She already had pretty decent sized tits, she made them pretty big but I feel like the size increase wasn't so massive that they're gonna look bad.

I think it's those under-the-muscle ones that are supposed to be the best

Yup, those are the ones that look the most natural.

it's half about taste

This is also very true and important to remember. This woman doesn't look natural at all, but her goal isn't to look natural. And even still, she could look much worse (google "string implants" for an idea). The spacing isn't that bad, they obey the laws of gravity the way normal breast tissue does when she's lying back, and she's got a tiny frame which probably makes the unnatural appearance more evident than it would be on a larger woman.

I'd bet that Kate Upton's endowment isn't all natural, but you can't be sure because she was already well-endowed and she probably was able to afford the best there is.

Yeah, understanding what boobjobs are bad because of bad taste and what are bad due to a bad doctor is super difficult tbh. Like, for me, the only good boob jobs are the ones that actually look natural, but for a lot of people that's not what they want, so what looks like shit to me may actually be a really good boob job done by someone with a lot of skill, it's just that the patient wanted obviously fake tits.

I've always wanted to find a way to see before and afters if boob jobs that were intended to look natural and leave aside all the ones that are intentionally over the top.

Huh? Health insurance covers doctors visits (physicals are preventative care required to be covered under Obamacare) and you get significant reductions in prescription and hospital costs. There's also an annual limit on what you have to pay out of pocket before insurance has to cover it

This man pays more in health insurance than Most of us pay for ALL our taxes in a year. And he has the nerve to brag about it. Lol

Next he'll be bragging about not taking his 3 days vacation every year. Lol

I have unlimited vacation days since I work in a skilled position (software developer) and my employer covers all my health insurance costs.

That's great. You are truly elite. What about the rest America?

Who tf cares about the rest

Foundry Worker here. My insurance is all covered by work, except for the $3.00 a month I spend on the dental buy-up. 5k out of pocket limit. I am shy of median income, and I am more likely to be eaten by alligators than go bankrupt from medical bills (and I'm in a state with no alligators).

The minimum-wage retail crowd that are the source for these anecdotes account for roughly 3% of our workforce.

Healthcare is not a big expense for anyone who has a real job. That’s why it is a big deal to pathetic shut-ins like redditors.

Imag1ne stating the obvious and devoting an entire post to it

In response to their lower incomes, an increasing number of Europeans have gotten by in recent years by living in OP's head rent free.

Lol Imagine even thinking about europoors. Reminds me of Canadians, they talk about America 24/7 and the only time we think about Canada is when it’s the butt of a joke.

https://i.imgur.com/3QpvX1j.jpg

SERFS OUT OUT OUT

https://imgur.com/a/6CaZKyI

Europoors are pretty fucking terrible, but burgers are worse.

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If we can get the best they can offer in the US. Why would we want to live in europe

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Norwegian oil lmao. 25k barrels a day, Norway doesn't even fuel our jetskis.

I love this post because I can downvote all of the Euros responding

Yeah fuck Euros I'm glad I am German haha.

Largest economy in the EU 🤮

It's not our fault we are still ruling the continent after getting dismantled 2 times, we really tried to die okay?

kraut + mayo = satan

Did manage to lose a lot of clay in the process though

sudetens on suicide watch

If there's a third time there won't be a fourth

Your empire is falling apart faster than America's lmao

Literally you have countries that are just dictatorships in the EU now and you can't do jack shit about it

When the EU falls apart and the Mark is restored watch your manufacturing sector get crushed as your currencies value rises dramatically and so do the prices of your manufactured goods. Literally being attached to europoors who keep your currencies value low is the only reason your manufacturing sector still exists.

I prefer to upvote them to feed their delusion

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Who's more smug OP, Canadians or Euros?

From someone who lived in both it’s Euros by far.

God I fucking hate smug leafs

Canadians are basically Euros

Canadians are bongs who speak frog.

Canadians are basically Euros

opinion discarded

Canadia exists solely by the grace of the US Army. It is by their presence that Leafs stay free of international threats and it is by our grace that leafs aren't forcibly annexed and converted into a vast mining and manufacturing colony.

It would be more challenging logistically to annex Yurop

Russia would collapse the second they even try and start mobilizing for a war. Literally a rotten skeleton held together by mafias and now non extisting oil money.

While this may be true you are a jannie so opinion automatically dismissed.

Canada is basically an American puppet state

Canadians aren't even Yuros, they Americans who think they're Yuros but have less culture than both.

Seriously Canada has no national identity whatsoever.

It it’s important that we constantly remind Canadians as their role as our Polar Bear buffet buffer state

I agree brother, the euros are truly the worst people to exist.

They are long past their prime but still try to be elitist and act like they are the only civilized people.

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Meanwhile their continent is falling apart.

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I’m glad the Arabs and Africans are replacing them

Imagine being a europoor and spending your days smugly hyping up how great it is to live in a small apartment and riding the train to everywhere you need to go.

Then to have your aggressively authoritarian government lock you down in that same apartment until further notice.

I've noticed a distinct lack of posts extolling the virtues of shoving 20 million people in a city and not owning a car on reddit.

If you want to stir up some related drama, go onto any /r/CITYNAME_bike subreddit, and start any post or comment with "As a car owner..."

oooooh this could be fun. Maybe my next alt. I think I'll smugpost about my gas guzzling car but then smugpost about having a really cheap shitty bike like I'm better than everyone for saving money. This could be fun.

In bike subreddits people usually boast about having absurdly expensive bikes. Like thousands of dollars, there are bicycles above ten thousand made entirely out of carbon. People with bikes under 500 hide their faces.

That's what will make it fun to smugpost about a shitty bike. lol

make sure to tell them it's a walmart or department store bike, they hate those

say you bought a Huffy

Every subculture exclusive subreddit ever developers its own kind of snobbery about shit, you come there and inevitably someone's like "Popular, simple, and cheap thing X is utterly useless and you should be ashamed to even bring it up, assemble unknown, insanely complicated, and expensive alternative Y with your own two hands or you're literally an ignorant prole who can go die".

Imagine being a europoor and spending your days smugly hyping up how great it is to live in a small apartment shared flat and riding the train your bike to everywhere you need to go.

Small adjustments, but just because I was thinking of a different part of the poor continent.

honestly tho, imagine living in an 800 sq ft shared flat during this covid nonsense. All stores closed, no pub transportation, no bike riding allowed, just sit down, be quiet, watch netflix (or whatever second tier streaming service they are allow in Lithuania) and buy product online. Wow what a paradise of progressivism.

haha joke's on you because my apartment is 600 square feet

I just upvoted MasterLawlz and I feel disgusted

you should be

Unfortunately you aren't far off of what some people are dealing with. Even funnier is that the person they are living with is probably their ex by this point.

I know of one divorce that has occurred during this. Dude just noped out. Which would seem like a tough decision since the chick is legit crazy but has beautiful knockers.

She went to the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal (VMD).

Google beautiful knockers get 5 billion results.

https://www.pinterest.com/navymomxx2/beautiful-knockers/

You had me there ngl

Shit's beautiful as a motherfuck.

yah but can you touch em and bounce them off the top of your head? Or put boxing gloves on and go ten rounds with them? no

Buy doll, fuck it whenever I want

Wait you enjoy beating the shit out of them? What?

Youre telling me you dont box your wifes tits around?

lmao look at this cuhck

It's a smart move, I saw his wife's tits go ten rounds with Wilfredo Gomez in '79.

You don't? Downvoted.

I will try right now.

All stores closed, no pub transportation, no bike riding allowed

Except that's not even close to the state of things. Except maybe in northern Italy.

cohpe more eurofhag

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imagine actually living in a europoor country the size of my hillybilly county lmao

doesn't sweden has like zero quarantine laws? seethe at home burger

imagine actually living in sweeden dodging grenade attacks and kafir rape gangs

if i lived in sweden i would be the one doing this stuff

well thats because youre a dirty mudslime

Islam is right about everything

having alot of trouble refuting you right now

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Imagine having to stage protests about leaving your house 😏🇸🇪

yessah massah

imagine being a cuhck and doing what ever the gov'nent tells you

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

imagine being a europoor

No thanks. I'm already living it up being a soldier of Allah 😎

Sounds like new york

Most of the US considers NYC an honorary European country. The entire reason Jersey exists is to quarantine the rest of us from it, because New Yorkers refuse to pass through Jersey.

I thought Dirty Jerz existed so that NYCers had a place to go get heroin.

theres long island anyway

Yeah I know. I live in the UK so I should be pissed off, but since I am an introvert, it doesn't really affect me.

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Imagine being a europoor

I already know what its like to be depressed

Chinese have a right to be proud of their country

China is great and the Chinese are great! They can be proud of the people's republic of China and all that it's done, all the vast progress it's made in remedying the harm that the failing American empire does to the world!

The sun rises in the east now, it fades on the west! Be proud of China, down with America! Great China, failing America!

do mutts really?

Imagine having to bend over for your boss cos you're scared of losing health care at least you can buy funko pops and Nintendo switch games

Seethe harder about being a slave at least you can watch all the marvel movies

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Yes sir I like working on the plantation. Master feeds and let's me watch all the marvel movies

Euros are born into their class that’s it. Mostly untouchables on reddit

Defo richer than you though. How many houses do you own out right?

Your not mad are you?

Nah it's hard to be mad when you're free 😎

Free of what hope? The illusion of social/economic mobility?

Add Canadians to the list as well.

and aussies, considering you cannot even buy real bread flour in that country. All their supermarkets sell is cake flour.

The poncey bogans constantly chortle about how superior their food is because of the science class listings in seppoland food; Ignorant of the fact that they do not have the ingredient regulations burgers do.

So their woolies or coles can stock whatever the fuck they want, cocoa powder that is 75% potato starch with that omitted in the ingredients? Got no worries, sell it! Vanilla extract that is 95% watered down treacle, aka sugarwater? no troubles here.

XD

Add Kiwis to that list. For all of the reasons in the post above, also an idiotic accent, ugly women, and shit weather.

That’s a lot of seethe for a Wednesday. You ok buddy? Wanna talk it out?

Americans and their therapists. Pussies

America should deport any poor person over the age of 25. If they were born here then simply send then to Britain or Germany as refugees

We already have that, it's called TEFL.

The world needs to gang together and ban all emigration from America, keep your problems to yourself for once

Europe is a chineese Disney land

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The last one hurt. Even the fucking race cars are v6 now..

Lol

Relevant username mr v8 only

t.seethe

Imagine calling me, a smug swiss elitist , poor 🤡

Cry me a river, here in Hungary I can be openly racist, misogynist, transphobic and the government even encourages it. We are 20 years behind in everything compared to the US, and looking at the state of your country, oh boy I'm glad for that. Also most of you are horribly uneducated who don't know anything about other countries because your entire education consists of sniffing your own farts and circlejerking your disgusting presidents from 1700 who literally shat on the floor. Also talking about being poor while suffering an accident in the US literally puts you in such a medical debt that you wish you died, and then the rest of your money goes into your shit tier university degree and your rent which you pay for living in a shitty 4x4 meters box apartment while seething at your landlord like a chapo.

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Go burger boy, dance for me.

"Basically the highest you can achieve in your country is equivalent to what an assistant manager at McDonald's makes in America", says the burger boy, as he compares the hungarian wage to US prices. "Different countries use different prices, what costs $4-5 there costs $1 here" - I try to explain it to him, as he's making inaudible noises while waving a US flag.

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How much does a liter of gas cost?

Shit's cheap in your country, but not cheap enough to make up for a mcd's salary

Different countries use different prices, what costs $4-5 there costs $1 here"

Americucks smh😤

your entire education consists of sniffing your own farts and circlejerking your disgusting presidents

You guys are as hero-worshipping as burgers and as proudly ignorant, if not more, and your medical system is third world-tier aside from dentistry by virtue of the fact that britbongs travel to Budapest to get their teeth fixed between patronizing the local brothels

Also, you're a trailblazer in destroying your democratic system with fear-motivated populism (within 30 years of setting it up 🤣🤣🤣) so don't feel too bad about the other things you're behind in.

Imagine not being able to think of anyone better to run your country than Victor Orban

Hungary should be given to the Gypsies, we need a gypsy dictatorship, they'll just steal all your shit and it will still probably be governed better than orban

Perpetuating the stereotype that the Roma are thieving inbred tinkers has got to stop. It's a way of life that's been practiced for millennia, who are you to cast doubt on them, bigot?

Imagine not only being unable to think of anyone better than Orban but letting him steamroll your young democracy and set himself up as PM for Life because you're afraid of the migrants passing through your miserable shithole to get to Germoney

I thought you were a Hungary-boo?

I am, its problems are one of the reasons why I love it. The people share some similarities to burgers.

They don't even know how to locate Antarctica on a map. Poor uneducated and fat people

I took a dump the other day that was worth more than a Magyar

Back over the urals with you

Lol literally all but one of those things stop being true once you leave the places that are destroying themselves to be europoor lite. You sound like you deep throated the entire huffpost opinion section, only progressives submit themselves to the indignity of living like they're the lesser half of western society

hello 911? i need to report an incredibly based comment. yes i'll hold

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Imagine paying almost half your paycheck in taxes lmao.

Imagine only having a dogshit 300year long history, haha fuck u burgerfucks

imagine being enslaved by muslams

Imagine resisting the guidance of the Quran

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Finland is based prove me wrong

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Like, not All Eurooeans are like that. But yeah, America is far, far superior to Slovakia. As a Slovak nationalist though, I must add: we have bryndza and bryndzové halušky.

bryndzové halušky

sheep-cels out, brynzda is fucking disgusting and bryndzové halušky suck as well

That's a matter of taste.

Slovakia? Don't you mean Felvidék?

Sir, if you are not Hungarian, please exit the social minefield you appear to have wandered into. Otherwise, we will have to deploy the Kotleba train chexking paramilitaries and the drunks screaming : "Choď sa vy***** ty Maďar sprostý!"

Europoors are pretty much only Westerners.

Eastern Europeans are generally rather based. Ok I know you're not that Eastern, but there's the clear distinction of how you aren't of Britain, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and their ilk.

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Oh so europoors are elitist western eurooeans who think they are the best in everything without justificqtion or exception?

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I've got my eye on you.

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Guys, what should we do to 'murican ancaps?😩

The entire planet is a fcking shithole. Therefore I am hoping that the colonization of space will fix things

Europoor and Eurotrash are redundant terms

I wonder how many decalitres of angry tears this post has generated.

It's just pure Yurogommie seethe up and down.

Copé

Have you ever been to America though? it's a fucking wasteland, Getting the train from JFK to Manhattan is like the opening scene of a dystopian horror film, and that's the nicest possible journey - flying into Newark is so ugly and depressing even the Cannibal Holocaust directors decided it was too disturbing to put in their film.

Out in real America it's even worse, literally anywhere you go there's half-dead and mostly decayed corpses holding up crumpled paper signs about being a Veteran and desperate looking junkies eager to scam a dollar with a deranged sob story. The cites are all trash strewn wastelands scattered with run-down buildings and giant sized billboards asking 'Did you die from this easily preventable disease because of government mismanagement?' or 'Are you one of the millions of victim of this specific corporate malpractice that left you crippled and deformed?!' mingled in with the million different versions of 'Demand your doctors prescribes this expensive drug to treat a condition you probably don't even have, we non-contractually guarantee it'll improve your personality, sexlife and career!' The roads are ugly and pot holed, the shops ugly and full of really over-priced junk... Everything costs money and normally large sums of it, everything is a business and everything advertises at you with the same ferocity of lies and empty promises while also threatening you with death and imprisonment for the slightest infraction.

America is the only country where the people are dumb enough that everything is the worst possible version of itself and priced at least twice as high as anywhere else but they're ridiculously proud of the fact they earn 1.3 times as much as Western Europeans and their petrol is half the price - so they can drive 5x as far on their shitty roads to go to all the shitty stores that don't even sell the shitty products they've been browbeaten into wanting to buy,

a burger proud of their ignorance? say it ain't so!

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I don't hate Europoors or Americans. I just really hate poor people in general.

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Please all of follow your president advice and go to get disinfectant injections

Imagine living in ugly suburbs where each atrocious house is a carbon copy of the next and you cannot walk out, because there isn't even a sidewalk, because your neighbors are afraid that brown people might come in, and you have to ride an hour in traffic to get anywhere near interesting (local Walmart where people drive in mobility scooters doesn't count) and your alternative is living with commies in urban areas in a shitty overprices rent-controlled apartment or shooting fentanyl in rural areas (or just be rich, but that gets you nice living just about everywhere if not better)

that's 'MERICA, sry that we don't want to emulate that

to a much smaller extent (we certainly don't have such an awful urban sprawl), since a lot of countries have a pretty good urban development

say what you want about high rises in eastern Europe, they are as ugly as American suburbs if not more, but at least there is a lot of convenience with them at a reasonable price

that said I am also a self-hating europoor, aside from urban development the US has pretty much everything better

Imagine living in ugly suburbs where each atrocious house is a carbon copy of the next

But enough about England.

"All they ever talk about is American consumerism"?

Not so. We spend at least as much time talking about rampant American obesity, the sheer stupidity that leads you to have parades in the street in protest about being told not to make each other die of the 'rona, and the fact that the kind of school shootings that we have maybe once a century is something you have round about every week. You even have a history of murdering your own head of state far more often than a civilised society ought to do, especially as you have the option of voting them out after a mere four years.

Meanwhile we're sat here with architecture a thousand years old that reduces strong men to tears of admiration and all you have is concrete cladding and chrome plate veneering you complete and utter lack of artistic sophistication, and a juvenile take on religion that accurately reflects the fact that you get all your theology from the crazies who had to flee Europe to find a place where they could burble their disturbed ramblings in peace.

Enjoy your ramblings a while longer. China is going to own your sorry asses within twenty years, prove me wrong.

I don't blame you. Reading is hard. Here's the tl;dr -

MOAR GUNZ! USA! USA! USA!

As an American, you've completely floored me by how accurate you portrayed my country. It's funny, my grandfather owned a construction company for 45 years and it was very lucrative. He told me his secret to success, give your employees just enough to live, but not enough to live. Keep them dumb, otherwise what would keep them from running their own business? That's exactly the way America is run. The few of us citizens that see through the facade are spread too few and far in between to actually make a difference. Any attention drawn to rebellion is a terrorist. Makes me sick.

all they ever talk about is American consumerism

That's because it's the easiest, lowest bar to pass in the Western world.

Even the poorer Eastern European countries have functioning roads and clean drinking water.

It's not that they're elitist in general, they know they live in poor countries -- they're just glad they aren't living in a full on third-world shithole like the States.

Even fucking Cuba has better healthcare than you guys. What was that you were saying about coping, again?

...Am I doing it right? The point is to cherry pick the worst parts of the other country and act like that represents an entire nation, right? Am I being enough of a moron or should I dial it up a bit like OP?

Even fucking Cuba has better healthcare than you guys.

No.