Now Sensei, just because you're an extraordinary artist and comedian does not mean you're a genius. You already have so many accolades as it is, why add genius unnecessarily
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You're right, he has literally billions of dollars in stocks and that's why he's currently trying to keep the economy closed and the stock market going down. Because that makes so much sense.
Well I happen even bigger autist than you assume as I get triggered by the r-word redditors who worship him because he's muh real life version of muh favorite capeshit character
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I wish more people would catch it tbh, dead Americans get me hard. No edgelord, I'm sexually aroused by American buttanguish. These last few years have been torture for my peepee, it's all leathery like a catcher's mitt and I have to use lotion so it doesn't bleed.
Its a pretty dumb argument. The US is already number 1 in the world for COVID deaths (Inb4 but muh China) and this is in spite of the fact that the US has one of the lowest population densities in the world. Burgerland should have been fine but here we are.
So countermeasures are outperforming projections? That's good. We should keep doing them. Are we trying to beat the all time high score or something?
Of course its just looking at things at an averaged basis as compared to other countries. The lower population density of the US means it is less vulnerable to these types of pandemics as compared to other countries at a nationwide scale. Compare the US to say, Germany, another Western nation. The US has an average of 87 people per square mile and 193 deaths per million people. German has an average of 603 people per square mile but only 79 COVID deaths per million people.
So while Germany is nearly 7x more densely poplulated than the US, and thus more vulnerable to disease on that basis, it has had only 40% of the deaths on a per capita basis.
Germany is a pretty extreme example of a Country that has seen vastly better outcomes than the US but when you look at per capita Covid deaths with population density in mind you can see how we fucked up pretty badly.
Funnily enough there is only one single country that has a higher per capita death rate from than the US that is less densely populated that I could find and that country is.....
Sweden! The country that decided it didn't need to put in restrictive measures.
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5 Lord_Sticky 2020-04-30
2 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-04-30
i'm loving this "how [x] learned to love [y]" title game meta
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-30
He must wake up every day hating himself.
2 colormebadorange 2020-04-30
I bet he wakes up every day rich and you don’t
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
how so?
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-30
Because he makes himself look like a dunce all the time. He's even mentioned he has major self-loathing issues.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
why does his existence bother you so much?
4 pepperouchau 2020-04-30
Because I hate it when African Americans are more successful than me
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-30
He doesn't bother me. I believe he doesn't like himself. Why are you analyzing this? Upvote and move on.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
sounds like you have alot of pent up anger for a person just existing
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
It sounds like you look up to Elon Musk because you've never had any real male role models 🤓
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
maybe i dont let the existence of billionaires trigger muh feelers
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-1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-04-30
Go ask to give him a blowjob already, jfc
🄲🄾🅁🄿🄾🅁🄰🄻 🄲🅄🄽🅃
5 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
Wow didnt know homophobia was allowed in this sub
1 Electro_Swoosh 2020-04-30
Because it's funny how blatantly you are projecting your own self-loathing on to Elon, all while lacking the self-awareness to realize it lol.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-30
My own self loathing has nothing to do with Elon’s. He actually did say he has self loathing. It’s in a tweet response.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-04-30
Don't most geniuses struggle with depression, historically at least? Or is that just a meme
3 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
actually yes
3 MasterLawlz 2020-04-30
I don't
2 Mrtheliger 2020-04-30
Now Sensei, just because you're an extraordinary artist and comedian does not mean you're a genius. You already have so many accolades as it is, why add genius unnecessarily
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1 kevindurantalt 2020-04-30
probably. i'm sure most rich, successful people who bang supermodels are just ridden with inner turmoil.
1 automatic_cluck 2020-04-30
aka pedos
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
No self respecting craves the validation of Internet weirdos like Elon does
1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-04-30
When did you lose yours?
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
Lose my what?
2 Platycel 2020-04-30
losemy balls lmao
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1 yocrappacrappa 2020-04-30
Why does he have Deus ex as his avatar?
4 Can_The_SRDine 2020-04-30
🎶 DOOOO DEEEEE DOOOO DEEEEE DOOOOOO DUHN-DUHN-DUHN-DUHN-DUHN-DUHN 🎶
Put on a trench coat 🧥
And fight some conspiracies 🕵️♂️
Get experience 🧠
And level up abilities 💪
Will you pick rifles 🔫 or computers 💻?
Don’t 🛑 pick swimming 🏊♀️ because it’s fairly useless 😒
It’s a shooter 💥
And a role-playing game 🤓
The levels are ugly 😵
And everyone looks the same 🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
We aren’t the same Ion Storm that made “Daikatana” 💩
Our games are good 👍, and they stay on schedule 📆
We made a sequel that no-one liked 👎
‘Cos we dumbed it down too much, ‘cos we’re thick 🤕
1 mcbrd 2020-04-30
Cause the illuminati kicked him out
1 ReddneckwithaD 2020-04-30
They've already got the brain implants tech from him, no reason left to keep him around
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-04-30
He sees himself as JC Denton.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-04-30
I just realized that JC stands for Jesus Christ obviously.
3 Can_The_SRDine 2020-04-30
JC, his closest ally Paul, his predecessor Adam ... real subtle naming pattern, guys.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-30
Lmao
2 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-04-30
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Hidden gem right there.
1 griizzlyyc 2020-04-30
Joey woparino is a drama machine
1 0write 2020-04-30
Haha funny science billionaire meme man says open up we must listen to his genius
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
imagine actually enjoying the taste of boot
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
Hmmmm. I wonder why a billionaire would be angry that people aren't working? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 It seems like the one who enjoys boot is you buddy
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
Well bill gates wants us all locked up and mainlining vaccines. Which billionaire should we listen too?
4 Caladan_Mood 2020-04-30
whoever is richer
2 GeauxHouston22 2020-04-30
none of them they're all c*ckholds
1 jubbergun 2020-04-30
Except for Notch, who remains based at all times.
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1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
Damn son you've got me
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
because you look stupid
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-04-30
I do post on rrrrr/drama
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2020-04-30
Bill gates is unironically correct about everything. 😎😎😎
1 gunowner63 2020-04-30
Hes retired tho.
1 Bummunism 2020-04-30
How do you retire from being a billionaire?
2 gunowner63 2020-04-30
He's retired from his companies and therefore doesn't give a fuck if the wagies stay in their cages
1 Bummunism 2020-04-30
He still has a interest in his assets keeping their value. If people can't pay their bills, that doesn't happen.
1 WigglingWeiner99 2020-04-30
Oh, he sold all his stock?
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1 gunowner63 2020-04-30
You're right, he has literally billions of dollars in stocks and that's why he's currently trying to keep the economy closed and the stock market going down. Because that makes so much sense.
1 Odd-Boss 2020-04-30
He owns MSFT so he benefits from people being basement dwelling NEETs
1 pepperouchau 2020-04-30
My vote is for cheese merchant Emmanuel Besnier
1 Redactor0 2020-04-30
The one who doesn't have a factory in Fremont, CA?
1 0write 2020-04-30
NOOOOO!!! NOT THE HECKING ECONOMORINO!!!!! NOT MY TESLARINO STOCK NOOOO!!!!!
1 diggity_md 2020-04-30
how are you any different than they are
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
boot posting is actually a libertarian/anarco-capitalist thing. Try to keep up.
1 Caladan_Mood 2020-04-30
Most people try to stay far away from pedophile lingo as a rule.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-30
You prefer the flavor velour loafers of our Ayn Randian Overlords?
1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-04-30
The best thing about elon musk is how hard he triggers autists like this one.
1 0write 2020-04-30
Well I happen even bigger autist than you assume as I get triggered by the r-word redditors who worship him because he's muh real life version of muh favorite capeshit character
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-04-30
lmao that y axis label
thanks for breaking that one down for us Elon
3 pepperouchau 2020-04-30
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to scroll through Elon Musk's Twitter
1 CreamPuffMarshmallow 2020-04-30
Honestly I am just happy when anyone puts units on their charts.
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1 Redactor0 2020-04-30
Damn, Scott Manley is in there!
Is there anything he can't do?
1 Placenta_Pancake 2020-04-30
I wish more people would catch it tbh, dead Americans get me hard. No edgelord, I'm sexually aroused by American buttanguish. These last few years have been torture for my peepee, it's all leathery like a catcher's mitt and I have to use lotion so it doesn't bleed.
FOUR MORE YEARS
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-30
Its a pretty dumb argument. The US is already number 1 in the world for COVID deaths (Inb4 but muh China) and this is in spite of the fact that the US has one of the lowest population densities in the world. Burgerland should have been fine but here we are.
So countermeasures are outperforming projections? That's good. We should keep doing them. Are we trying to beat the all time high score or something?
5 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
Lmao imagine being retahrded
3 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-30
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_population_density
It's 145th out of 194 countries. Take 10 seconds to google, er sorry DuckDuckgo or whatever you ppl are on now, before dunking on someone.
1 Bummunism 2020-04-30
That's not the regarded part. Majority of deaths are in high-density cities. Rural and suburb areas are doing fine in comparison.
3 jubbergun 2020-04-30
Yokels in Flyover Country:
12Egomaniacal Urbanites: 0
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-30
Of course its just looking at things at an averaged basis as compared to other countries. The lower population density of the US means it is less vulnerable to these types of pandemics as compared to other countries at a nationwide scale. Compare the US to say, Germany, another Western nation. The US has an average of 87 people per square mile and 193 deaths per million people. German has an average of 603 people per square mile but only 79 COVID deaths per million people.
So while Germany is nearly 7x more densely poplulated than the US, and thus more vulnerable to disease on that basis, it has had only 40% of the deaths on a per capita basis.
Germany is a pretty extreme example of a Country that has seen vastly better outcomes than the US but when you look at per capita Covid deaths with population density in mind you can see how we fucked up pretty badly.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
Lmao imagine actually being retarhded
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-30
Funnily enough there is only one single country that has a higher per capita death rate from than the US that is less densely populated that I could find and that country is.....
Sweden! The country that decided it didn't need to put in restrictive measures.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_population_density
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-04-30
Valid points tbh