Meghan Markle's sister writes a tell all book. Juicy stuff for fans of royal drama.

77  2021-02-23 by busslordlowkeybussin

52 comments

Imagine being the most eligible bachelor in the world and marrying a washed up actress that is 5 years older than you and who caused such a rift in your family that you moved out of the country that you're literally the prince of..

Tbf the British royal bloodline has a whole lotta inbreeding so that rslur behaviour is to be expected every so often. But fr he could have had any model/actress he wanted smh.

If you read up on her ideology even just a little you'll realize that the bongs will have their 1st xir royal highness in about 8 years.

imagine caring about a family of degenerates larping as king arthur

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She seems like an expert in separating families since she apparently went out of her way to make it look like her family disowned her when its the other way around.

Yeah my beard is into the royal drama and I hear her and her friends discussing it all the time🙄. It seems like Meghan is a professional victim and shit stirrer.

You know that means she got the good poosay then. Princes' cannot resist.

What’s the matter with you? She singlehandedly pissed off and embarrassed the snootiest rich family in Europe. That’s cool in my book.

What’s the matter with you?

Autism.

Props to her I guess.

Only royals I simp for are Princess Diana (God rest her beautiful soul) and Harry.

Lady D was a living saint

Prince Harry went to war when he didn't have to, like me

I'm gonna meet Lady D when I go back to the beginning

Tell her to drop dodi!

I'm going to drop him personally when I go back.

I simp for Philip. Man's B A S E D.

anyone who cares about these people or their lives is a pathetic simp, but there's something deeper about the americans who do. we have our own celebrities, many of whom are infinitely better-looking and more interesting (not saying much)

americans who care about the royal family wish they could go back in time and shake their fist at the sons of liberty as they spilled that tea into the boston harbor. "nooooo not my heckin king georgerino!!!!"

almost worse are the ones who claim that they're ~so above~ caring about the royal family and then immediately launch into a deeply impassioned, gossip-filled screed about harry this megan that demonstrates a depth of knowledge that they could have avoided obtaining by just not reading tabloid trash about the royal family. I wish the french had leant their guillotines to the English after executing Louis XVI instead of using them on randos so that we wouldn't have to hear about this dumb bullshit

You seem to ignore the fact that an American infiltrated the royal family. I'm guessing that is the reason burgers are involved in the royal bong drama

Should have mentioned book was released January so not new drama.

I saw a play that featured a disenchanted Harry falling in love with a republican and yeeting himself from the royal family

The spooky part was that the play came out in 2014

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The royals are just the British Kardashians.

I'd give up my family for her, she is fine.

Simpin ain't easy.

It never is