Not to become one of the terminally online but there's an actual reason for why people don't use his name in the books. It would be incredibly based by Rowling if Gay Old Wizard simply refused to use it because he was deadnaming.
So I googled it and apparently it was jinxed only after he was revived.
By the way I liked Zelazny's take in "The Changing Land" (I think, or maybe that other book that had a barbarian maid with a battle axe nicknamed "Castrator"): a certain very powerful and very old wizard spent so much time summoning demons etc using his own name as a part of incantation that now they hurry to whoever says that name in fear of being punished for tardiness, and get really displeased upon discovering that it was some random guy.
I remember frequenting TiA in 2014, but quickly dropping after I realized that they were going into fits over nobodies and cringy kids on Tumblr.
Five years later, the Smithsonian says that punctuality is white supremacy. The entire world is rehashing the same things TiA was doing years before. Crazy shit man
The saddest word both tongue and pen is TiA was right again.
In all seriousness I feel this. I have been harping on wokie sjw type bullshit for about a decade now and how it will direct company HR and then public policy in government. Everyone thought I was a mad man. I caught so much shit in group chats saying “nobody is listening to these nobodies” and shit like that. I’ve been vindicated in the last 5 years alone. Can’t wait to see what the next 5 bring.
Harry Potter is a sexual power fantasy novel for gingers. Imagine being soulless, your entire life ironically revolving around not getting burnt by something 149,597,870 km away, and not even being the sidekick to the 4-eyed protagonist, yet still nailing one of the cutest girls in the world. 😂 The flying purple bus is the most realistic part of the books
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49 Lysis10 2021-04-27
lmao jfc this is a troll, right? wtf happened to zoomers? Read another book. Like the Little Engine that Could. chooochoooo trains.
25 32624647 2021-04-27
I've seen the original thread. They're serious.
32 Lysis10 2021-04-27
😂 how do you become this pathetic? Reddit.
6 shitpersonality 2021-04-27
Suggest they watch Dear Zachary
8 Infidel6 2021-04-27
Dear Zachary gives Redditors PTSD
2 ironicshitpostr 2021-04-27
It is Exhibit 53 for why the Day of the Rake is not just a good idea but a moral imperative
12 ExtraBurdensomeCount 2021-04-27
At the current rates railway networks (and railway network advocacy) are expanding we'll soon have direct track access to our homes...
46 Barkasia 2021-04-27
Not to become one of the terminally online but there's an actual reason for why people don't use his name in the books. It would be incredibly based by Rowling if Gay Old Wizard simply refused to use it because he was deadnaming.
14 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-27
So I googled it and apparently it was jinxed only after he was revived.
By the way I liked Zelazny's take in "The Changing Land" (I think, or maybe that other book that had a barbarian maid with a battle axe nicknamed "Castrator"): a certain very powerful and very old wizard spent so much time summoning demons etc using his own name as a part of incantation that now they hurry to whoever says that name in fear of being punished for tardiness, and get really displeased upon discovering that it was some random guy.
42 MaskOffGlovesOn 2021-04-27
Tom Riddle's gender identity is baby murderer and you have to respect that
9 Can_The_SRDine 2021-04-27
Sorta how Aimee's gender identity was baby diddler.
37 32624647 2021-04-27
Sorry, sweaties. Can't put up breadcrumbs to the original 🏴☠️⚔LettuceGrainBaconTomato thread. Our sub's esteemed janitors wouldn't let me.
Best I can do is a 😎 pointing to a TiA thread where everyone's blown the fuck out by this take.
59 johannesalthusius 2021-04-27
I remember frequenting TiA in 2014, but quickly dropping after I realized that they were going into fits over nobodies and cringy kids on Tumblr.
Five years later, the Smithsonian says that punctuality is white supremacy. The entire world is rehashing the same things TiA was doing years before. Crazy shit man
33 32624647 2021-04-27
TiA is kinda like the people who said DDR would win in 2016 back when everyone still thought that was impossible.
7 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-04-27
The saddest word both tongue and pen is TiA was right again.
In all seriousness I feel this. I have been harping on wokie sjw type bullshit for about a decade now and how it will direct company HR and then public policy in government. Everyone thought I was a mad man. I caught so much shit in group chats saying “nobody is listening to these nobodies” and shit like that. I’ve been vindicated in the last 5 years alone. Can’t wait to see what the next 5 bring.
21 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-04-27
https://www.google.com/search?q="voldemorts+new+name" works, unfortunately there's zero drama, literally one supportive reply.
35 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-04-27
Deadnaming Voldemort is worse than the genocide he was committing.
3 jubbergun 2021-04-27
I'm sure we posted this in the right place we could get a priceless "this but unironically" reply.
11 SnapshillBot 2021-04-27
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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8 Carolinagfwkafc 2021-04-27
Based and N-word pilled
6 __TIE_Guy 2021-04-27
Thank you OP!
5 Pepperglue 2021-04-27
Whoever said that totally missed the point of that part of the story.
The worst part about it being the point is not even subtle.
8 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-04-27
Harry Potter is a sexual power fantasy novel for gingers. Imagine being soulless, your entire life ironically revolving around not getting burnt by something 149,597,870 km away, and not even being the sidekick to the 4-eyed protagonist, yet still nailing one of the cutest girls in the world. 😂 The flying purple bus is the most realistic part of the books
7 ComedicSans 2021-04-27
This is the hottest take on wandshit yet.
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