The CIA shot me with their nightmare gun again and I dreamt that the j_annies of my favorite place on the internet sold out and are total pussy f-slurs
125 29 comments 2021-01-31 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/drama
The cia shot me with their nightmare gun again and I dreamt about that time that spez raped me in 2007
2 3 comments 2021-01-11 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/drama
I'm going to bomb Spotify headquarters
1 2 comments 2020-12-28 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/drama
Spez raped me in the summer of 2007
1 0 comments 2021-01-09 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/drama
Mr. Douchebags Legendary Quest
1 0 comments 2021-01-29 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/drama
My dad stop beating me when I was very young because my mom threatened to divorce him over it and I think she made the wrong call
1 7 comments 2020-12-15 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I went out to dinner with family and tried raw oysters for the first time and they were really good so when I got home I looked up how much they cost at a market and now I'm mad 😡
1 9 comments 2020-12-17 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
So I've been locked outta my house for almost six hours now and and I gotta say the homeless are a bunch of whiners
1 17 comments 2020-12-22 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
The cia shot me with their nightmare gun again and I dreamt that I popped one of the blisters on my feet and bones came out
1 4 comments 2020-12-24 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
One time I was at a Genitorturers show and at one point they ripped a page out of a Bible, crumpled it up and tossed into the crowd. The girl standing next to me caught it and immediately shoved it in her mouth and ate it
1 4 comments 2020-12-24 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I'm going to bomb Spotify headquarters.
1 1 comments 2020-12-28 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I missed out on the internet being cool
1 9 comments 2020-12-29 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
For all the snowbirds out there, keep yourself safe.
1 9 comments 2020-12-29 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
Burger Mcshot up McDonalds for getting wrong Mcorder
1 0 comments 2021-01-04 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I wonder if it ever occured to Masterlawlz that he can make irl stickies by renting space on a billboard 🤔
1 7 comments 2021-01-12 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
Santa deniers are fucking r-slurred. Seriously, like just about everyone on earth would have be in on the conspiracy for him to be fake
1 5 comments 2021-01-12 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
The CIA shot me with their nightmare gun again and I dreamt that I saw a post on here about Abigail Shapiro losing her absolutely massive gazongahonks
1 4 comments 2021-01-15 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
Animephobe still hasn't figured it out even like 700 comments later
1 46 comments 2021-01-16 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I bought a shirt from this dude in a parking lot. Grind or starve. Then I googled that. all I saw was black people modeling their apparel. Am I a culture appropriator?!?!
1 3 comments 2021-01-16 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
There's this zoomer that I used to work with that clung to me because he thought I was cool and he assumed I was being ironic when I was genuinely being mean to him for being annoying
1 2 comments 2021-01-18 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
There's this zoomer I used to work with that clung to me because he thought I was cool. He thought I was being ironic when I would genuinely be mean to him for being annoying
1 6 comments 2021-01-18 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
I don't wear a mask because I have a long bushy goatee that pushes the mask out and makes me look like a here comes the crimson chin ass nigga
1 1 comments 2021-01-18 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
One user on reddit.com is big mad that animesexuals are standing up for their right to exist
1 6 comments 2021-01-19 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
U/bertli infringed on my copyright without paying my standard fee of 7000 dollars
1 0 comments 2021-01-21 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
U/bertli infringed on my copyright without paying my standard fee of 7000 dollar
1 0 comments 2021-01-21 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama
The cia shot me with their nightmare gun again and I dreamt that my sister kicked me out of the house for not picking my nephew up from school again even though it totally wasn't my fault because I was drunk
0 2 comments 2020-12-19 Ionlylistentoanalcun in r/dtama