It's always so easy to see how the vast majority of redditors have never lived somewhere that forced them to have to interact with criminals on at least a semi-regular basis. They always have the most ridiculously sheltered, suburban white people outlooks on crime. Either every criminal is actually a secret angel brought low by circumstance (leftoid response) or a bloodcrazed animal that should be shot on sight (rightoid response).
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91 female_rapper 2020-09-13
I have to domestic abuse my wife
47 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-09-13
No wonder lesbian domestic violence rates are so high
26 theworstever 2020-09-13
I watched a lesbian couple just beat the shit out of each other at a bar once.
Not one person hollered and cheered about a cat fight because it was just horrific and everyone just watched in uncomfortable silence until one won.
12 constantinople_2053 2020-09-13
Can you describe it in a little more detail? I want to jack off and normal porn isn't degrading enough. Did they kick each other in the cunt?🥵
8 theworstever 2020-09-13
Nah just hammerfisting each other in the face and screaming and trying to slam each other into walls and tables.
9 constantinople_2053 2020-09-13
Thats even hotter 😳🥵🍆✊🏿💨💦
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11 bertli 2020-09-13
Your wife doesn't exist buddy. There has only been and only will be bussy.
45 chapokiller1911 2020-09-13
Oh look it's the "if we just helped each other out maaaaan we wouldnt have no crimes" take. Someone pee on his face.
13 MountainDewCodeBlue 2020-09-13
"Just help eachother" Yeah man, let me just help myself to the contents of your wallet, fork it over.
18 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-09-13
Why is everyone infringing on my trademark flair
27 ponypopper 2020-09-13
imagine flaring yourself in good faith
4 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-09-13
That's the joke none of my posts are good
12 ponypopper 2020-09-13
based
8 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-09-13
When I got this flair it wasn't even an option to pick your own. A jannie asked me what I wanted it to be.
They mass produced my individuality 🥺
12 feeldafern 2020-09-13
Based
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8 Supremely_Obese 2020-09-13
It's in their blood, they can't help it!!1!
9 Coconuthead93 2020-09-13
How does that pebbleyeet comic go again
8 Moist__nuggets 2020-09-13
Purely economic factors.
6 memepolice69420 2020-09-13
It's always so easy to see how the vast majority of redditors have never lived somewhere that forced them to have to interact with criminals on at least a semi-regular basis. They always have the most ridiculously sheltered, suburban white people outlooks on crime. Either every criminal is actually a secret angel brought low by circumstance (leftoid response) or a bloodcrazed animal that should be shot on sight (rightoid response).
6 -KneesToTheBreeze 2020-09-13
Nothing quite like big city living!
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