Tfw a literal child asks you "why does everyone else in our family hate you?"

1  2020-09-16 by XalwaysinbadfaithX

I didn't need to have that confirmed 🥺

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"Pull up a chair kid. it all started with this cartoon frog...."

"...and the theory was that something was put into the water to make them gay, which led to..."

fucking zoomer. it actually all started with a star wars kid.

So, why do they all hate you?

He got caught peeing with his pants dropped to his ankles and when he was approved about it later he just says "feels good man".

Joyless masturbation to pictures of dead deer in the guest bathroom, if I had to guess

It was actually the kitchen

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"Just pray you never see a meme war kiddo." *teleports out of the window\* "Heh. I remember being a greenhorn like you" *turns 360 degrees and walks away\*

Because you post on arrslash zweirama incel

did you remember to wipe my shart off your face?

Are you prone to making insane right0id comments every thanksgiving or explaining j3wish conspiracy theories to the younguns?

That would unironically gain me points