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Took appointment with dentist, secretary asked me if I wanted a foid dentist or some bomer man I told bomer man.
Came to the appointment dentist man was checking my teeth, foid dentist enters the room started crying she fricked patient jaw and don't know what to do, man dentist tried to explain her then was like βfrick itβ and rushed to fix that problem.
Gooooood morning
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- KatserKitty1987 : Every bible passage gaytheists seethe over is an OT/torah one
- BWC : Tanakh is the Old Testament, Torah is the first five books, r-slur
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https://www.insider.com/virginia-anti-porn-law-used-flag-pornography-in-bible-reddit-2023-8
A user cited a passage of the Bible that discusses men with "genitals like those of donkeys."
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Oh my godβ¦
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) April 24, 2024
I missed this originally but heβs also proposing a 25% tax on UNREALIZED gains.
UNREALIZED.
Thatβs for wealthy individuals but still, absolute insanity. A lot of people would just leave the US and the government would likely have less tax revenue than before. https://t.co/J0XecKgAM0
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Missouri Senator Nick Schroer has proposed a rule change in the state's Senate that would permit senators to challenge each other to duels as a means of resolving disputes. pic.twitter.com/xTnXrZDE0B
— 1440 Daily Digest (@Join1440) January 28, 2024
LMAO feminine and weak idea
I agree as long as the loser is shot.
No, they aren't. They should make a rule that you can only get an amendment to a bill in if you can beat the Bill's author in hand-to-hand combat.
Wignats support this but then also cry when blacks do this with and among them.
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was at work today and i was talking to my boss that I have a crush on, he notices im sad and asks if im alright, I say no and he asks if I want a hug, and at this point it's not like i had the emotion fortitude to say no i was so fricking sad. he goes in and hugs me, im nervous so i do the hover hand thing unintentionally, then he says "that was a weak butt hug" and I said "sorry" and turned away and started crying. At this point he told me that i didn't have to spend my time there and that i could go home if i wanted, i nodded and he cleaned up my stuff and i slipped away while he was talking to someone else.
im sharing bc im still really sad and now im also really embarrassed. source of sadness: perceived my body in the reflection of a window
- Heart : I got a shiny Marsey!!! I'm naming her Chicorita c:
- FamilyGuyShill : who cares neighbor
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So Bardfinn didn't get much sleep yesterday owing to a bad dream. He hasn't been sleeping much lately anyway due to drag racers tearing through his neighbourhood, which, living in a cheap sun room, must be very loud and stressful.
Anyway, what could his nightmare have been about?
Getting SWATTed by African neonazis?
Getting challenged on the internet by sneering harassers?
A moment of clarity leading to the realisation of the horrifying nature of his existence?
No. No. Nothing like that.
He dreamt he had a job. But he was too good at the job. And then he couldn't get to sleep.
I will always love finding these little insights into Bardfinn's life. It is always such a joy.
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Weak men are scared of immigrants
— Erik Voorhees (@ErikVoorhees) September 21, 2023
Context
Drama
Hey Erik gimme your address you sloppy rat, I got a couple somalis you can host
Dont you think these crimes could have been avoided? At least citizens grew up in the U.S. π€‘
Are you guys pretending to be this r-slurred
It's about being humane and compassionate towards others. Doing the opposite is disgusting and weak.
Sounds way more efficient for 600k people to do what took 1.5m previously. More immigrants pls
...says someone who will never have to compete with an illegal alien for a job.
If it's a choice between a legal citizen, and someone whose presence demonstrates they have nothing but contempt for our laws...I'll take the legal citizen.
Cool, I'd never tell you who you may or may not hire. Please afford me the same respect.
Strong men are justifiably scared of illegal, and criminal, immigrants
Because they don't have a special stamp in their special stamp book
You're way too intelligent to be merely dismissive like that if you have an opposing view