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[ ]	Retired Baby Boomers who fly their planes over people's house at 8am are similar to shit...	TheDonald	(+11/-15)	44
[ ]	Updoot If You've Ever Played This Game [Sorry Zoomers & Boomers, You Are Excluded]	TheDonald	(+47/-8)	88
[ ]	WHERE'S MY GOLDEN AGE CUTE TWINKS? DOW down 1000 pts off the starting bell shit frickers!	TheDonald	(+5/-16)	37
[ ]	Hi Nicky, you caught us, I'm gonna call Peter Thiel and ask if we can put this in the da...	TheDonald	(+16/-5)	35
[ ]	Two reasons why dooming has multiplied exponentially on this site…	TheDonald	(+17/-5)	33
[ ]	I think western men caught on about 4 days ago	TheDonald	(+18/-11)	23
[ ]	Amazing that this happened just 10 minutes ago while we were all living life. We are all...	TheDonald	(+18/-11)	21
[ ]	Narcissistic Baby Boomer Generation - The 21%	TheDonald	(+9/-8)	20
[ ]	Reddit: I have about 179,000k in student loan debt under my dads name, 42k of that is ac...	TheDonald	(+19/-12)	20
[ ]	US officials object to European push to buy weapons locally. Rubio accidentally talked t...	TheDonald	(+11/-4)	21

'autodrama' for scored (thanks HeyMoon). Ping @GatanKot about bugs or ideas

Almost every single person on a major nba discord got banned because this got flagged lol https://t.co/G4im7TIDXo pic.twitter.com/XPPdDeJEG7

— Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine) April 3, 2025

By all means, have pride in your culture and history. However it is PURE COPE to deny that white women naturally have the highest SMV. Denying this is as foolish as denying that tall men have the highest SMV. No, it is not cultural. There are universal standards of beauty that white women excel at more than any other race.

Light Skin

The preference for light skin is beyond cultural, although it can be amplified by cultural factors. Light skin is a better indication of good health:

Some research has suggested that redder and yellower skin tones, reflecting higher levels of oxygenated blood, carotenoid and to a lesser extent melanin pigment, and net dietary intakes of fruit and vegetables, appear healthier, and therefore more attractive.

Clearly, white women have the advantage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness

Expressive features

Males seek expressive facial features in women. On this category, white women excel thanks to their wide, expressive eyes. East asians, with their small eyes, cannot express as much emotion

Expressive cues, such as a larger-than-average smile, could suggest happiness and congeniality vivid lips and dilated pupils could suggest excitement and arousal {Hess, 1965). Thus, expressive features may suggest a warm, responsive friend. Expressive features also may accentuate the effects of other facial attributes. The combination of expressive with sexual maturity features may suggest an enthusiastic and assertive sexual partner.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/281824503_Their_Ideas_of_Beauty_Are_On_the_Whole_the_Same_as_Ours

Eyelid Crease

East asian women may be beautiful, but they lack the eyelid crease

A study that investigated whether or not an eyelid crease makes Chinese-descent women more attractive using photo-manipulated photographs of young Chinese-descent women's eyes found that the "medium upper eyelid crease" was considered most attractive by all three groups of both sexes: white people, Chinese and Taiwanese nationals together as a group, and Taiwanese and Chinese Americans together as a group. Similarly, all three groups of both genders found the absence of an eye crease to be least attractive on Chinese women.

Gorgeous Hair

White women have the best hair. I want to bury my face in a blonde girl's bush. Black women attempt to mimic white women hair, and it is not a coincidence.

Men have been found to prefer long-haired women. An evolutionary psychology explanation for this is that malnutrition and deficiencies in minerals and vitamins causes loss of hair or hair changes. Hair therefore indicates health and nutrition during the last 2–3 years. Lustrous hair is also often a cross-cultural preference.

OBJECTIONS

Beauty is Subjective!

To some degree, yes. But the bulk of sexual attraction is genetic. This has been proven using pheromone studies. Women given the shirts of various men were able to smell out attractive men.

Muh Butt!

White women may lack butt, but this is actually a cultural trend.

In a 1995 study, black men were more likely than white men to use the words "big" or "large" to describe their conception of an attractive woman's posterior.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness

I could go on, this is not even the whole list. As research reveals: "The heterosexual evolutionary perspective suggests that men, over time and across cultures, prefer youthful features (smooth skin, white eyes, full lips, good muscle tone, leg length, lumbar curvature, facial symmetry, long/full hair, feminine voice) as indications of fertility or healthy genes." On these factors, white women MOG every other race on planet Earth. You have not heard a feminine voice until you've listened to the sweet notes from a white princess. Are there any whiter eyes than that of a Nordic diva?

If you prefer other races, that's fine but I'm SICK AND TIRED of folks pretending white women don't objectively have the highest SMV. It is not cultural. They won the genetic lottery and their genetic features tick all the features that trigger arousal in men.

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1jp3r9c/adolescence_becomes_no_9_mostwatched_netflix/mkzz5je/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1jp3r9c/adolescence_becomes_no_9_mostwatched_netflix/mkxt9n9/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1jp3r9c/adolescence_becomes_no_9_mostwatched_netflix/ml0f3v8/?context=8

Well we're back for day two, I doubt this will go any better but this site isn't even for drama anymore at this point.

After going through all the answers, discarding obvious meme answers unless the rock, paper, scissors commenter is talking about the Sega Saturn game where women take off their clothes based on the outcome of a series of rock paper scissors matches, the real winner is:

Winner: Nioh 2 for best Combat System

I personally haven't played Nioh 2, I got filtered by Nioh 1. The combat system in Nioh 1 is pretty interesting but haven't had a chance to play 2 for obvious reasons. Definitely a reason to try and beat the first game.

Now for today's voting we're choosing the best Open World.

Best Open World

The way I'm gonna assume what they meant is the best designed open-world regardless of actual video game quality but of course that has to come into play as well, literally. I know my first couple of picks seem basic but they'll get more interesting as time goes on I swear!

Personal Pick

For today's personal pick I have to go with one of my GOATs, GTA IV.

Yes I know nowadays GTA IV gets a bad rep, I'm not entirely sure why but I do love the game. But even ignoring the story, driving, and combat I truly do enjoy the world that Rockstar built for the game. Liberty City to me is the absolute peak of Rockstar's open world game design. Sure it's not the most varied compared to something like GTA:SA but I think GTA IV does a lot more with the amount of space it uses compared to other similar open worlds. There's just tons of details in terms of the places you can go, buildings you can enter, things you can interact with, the way each district of the map looks unique and the ability to remember where to go just based off landmarks. If you look for it, you will find tons of detail and things hidden and packed in the world. Traffic density actually feels somewhat realistic, perhaps not as much as the real NYC and NJ but it at least feels more realistic than other contemporaries or even modern games. Not to mention all the little distractions like Bowling (hey cousin), darts, getting drunk, taking women on dates, going to internet cafes, listening to the radio. And say what you will about the driving mechanics in the game, I thought they were fantastic and was so disappointed they went back to the toy car feel in GTA V when I felt like they had already perfected in IV. Not to mention how different the city feels when you play as the different characters in the DLCs. Each character has their own unique aesthetic for the city and it really does help keep the game feel fresh especially since each story focuses on specific areas of the map and doesn't make it feel overused or underutilized. Niko's story makes the city feel modernist and grimy, Luis's story makes the city feel cosmopolitan and vibrant, while Johnny's story makes the city feel grungy and ramshackle. GTA IV is a near-perfect game, shame that people look down on it nowadays.

Honorable mentions: GTA: SA, Saints Row 2, GTA V, AC2, Fallout New Vegas, Death Stranding

What's your pick for Best Open World?

What makes this all extra funny is that orthonormalist is just a Texas dad who eyeballed the math on his phone while on a grocery errand based on his memory of what Vietnamese trade data looks like.

It's not his job to know this calculation or anything.

— Alan Cole (@AlanMCole) April 3, 2025

@Redactor0 he's just like you: a grillpilled boomer with a suspiciously keen interest in southeast asian economies!

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/world/asia/united-states-of-kailasa-bolivia.html

https://rdrama.net/h/bharat/post/151288/i-found-a-cult-island-marseysoypoint

https://rdrama.net/post/155078/newark-city-scammed-by-a-hindu

He went from being schizo to based. I hope you get your latam dharma raj to turn into your personal harem someday kang

Very multiracial(no way chinki guy is not chinese )

Meanwhile we're paying $200,000 for 1k sq ft area in dalli lmao

Can't believe how good it's gotten

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autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

bahahhaha they did this in real life https://t.co/0ip0BAFwjk pic.twitter.com/bftRiJWOJx

— Havoc 2-1 (@HavocTwoOne) April 3, 2025

These policies are in place because of cases like Clayton Lonetree. In the 1980s he was having a pretty miserable time as a Marine guard at the embassy in Moscow. (This may shock zoomers, but Moscow under communism was one of the bleakest, most boring and depressing places on Earth.) He was honeytrapped by a Russian working there. It's a pretty tragic story. As far as spies go, he's one who's relatively easy to sympathize with. He wasn't going out trying to get rich or frick over his country, he just made a mistake banging this "Violetta" and then dug himself in deeper by continuing to make bad choices after that. Eventually he did the right thing and confessed, ending up spending 9 years in Leavenworth.

This came out in 1986, just after the infamous "Year of the Spy" when many high-profile traitors were caught. It was known that there had to be more because everyone in the Soviet Union working for us was getting caught and executed. At first it seemed like Lonetree's espionage explained it. But the investigation found that he really hadn't done that much damage. It was only in the 1990s when Aldrich Ames and Robert Hansen were finally caught that the CIA finally understood what had really happened.

!historychads

Speaking of getting cockblocked...

One time I heard Scaramucci on a podcast and the guy is legit really smart. I can't remember what it was, but he was saying something about American history in the 1800s and I was like "darn, that's really insightful". I have no idea how the heck the guy got mixed up with Trump, but I make sure to pay close attention to what he says now.

https://ustr.gov/issue-areas/reciprocal-tariff-calculations

the reason the US has a huge trade deficit with CAMBODIA is 100% because they're leveraging unfair tariffs on American goods and that is why they're not buying stuff made in the US.

cannot be because the textile industry is huge in Cambodia due to very cheap labour, which means Americans buy a ton of clothes made there, while Cambodians cannot fricking afford Ford F150's in the first place!

!neolibs

Perhaps the Greatest of Leaps!

It's gonna be Yuge, I tell you. We're bringing back All the Industry, America is Back!

Be ready to win like we never won before, making heavy steel products! You're gonna be tired of winning!

Every Worker a Patriot, Every Job a Mission!

Three Years of Hard Work, A Century of Prosperity!

A RED, Blue and white dawn upon us!

But shredding the Constitutional government of the USA & 250 years of social & technological development was all worth it so that a bunch of angry, bitter, entitled mediocre white guys could use all the racist, homophobic, and misogynistic slurs they wanted (anonymously on electronic message boards) while keeping deyr jerbs

Nassim Taleb sees through Lex Fridman. pic.twitter.com/v5NSCIRB9b

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Wisdom (@TalebWisdom) April 1, 2025

I got this nurse tonight, the guy is completely off. First I thought it was because he was foreign, the south-eastern European type. He kept giving me lingering stares, I figured he was looking for his words, but no he just keeps doing it.

The guy's come to see me four times in a couple of hours, I've been here a week no other nurse has come this often and they usually leave fast because they have work but this dude stayys and how he stays.

Last visit he wanted to go over my pooping habits, also asked me if I needed help peeing.

I am definitely going to die tonight. Send help.

pic.twitter.com/uaaLXNchqu

— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) April 2, 2025

No we literally calculated tariff and non tariff barriers.https://t.co/GiWRU6gJDv https://t.co/TmzN1wcC2b pic.twitter.com/sjV9apMJ4F

— Kush Desai (@KushDesai47) April 3, 2025

Kek this is the first admin where I can convincingly say that I'm higher IQ than the pres, VP, and sec. of commerce.

The treasury secretary btw started talking about how he wasn't super involved with some of the tarrifs.

Answer is kinda obvious

!lgbt !cuteandinvalid !indianmoment

@BrasilIguana @AnHeroedOats @X @everyone @J Please ping metashit to do this important poll

Enter BetYes - this is heckin' insider trading and I'll be reporting you to the SEC - 100 total betted

Enter BetNo - I didn't realize, but it's very legal & very cool - 550 total betted - WINNER!

pic.twitter.com/lt302sz2h1

— Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) April 3, 2025

Every day is now opposite day in America

Trump doing what Occupy Wall Street and WTO 1999 protests could not

— Joel Gombiner (@joelgombiner) April 2, 2025

My submission was rejected from the fursona collection by the resident furry of a different website, but we are much more inclusive and accepting here on rDrama.

Therefore, here are all of the "fursonas" that came up in a quick search, with effort ranging from "I better do a good job, surely the mods have a great idea on how to use these" to "bro, get this fricking window out of my face"

If I missed adding yours and you'd like to be included, post it below in this thread.

@NeedForStuffing

@Ick

@Slugabed " "

@R "My first attempt was much better but it got deleted "

@Y "i thjnk this js it"

@ResneedingSyndrome

@Elias_Acorn "! furries I slept from 3:00 AM too 11:30 AM today"

@ZombieWolf "I am @ZombieWolf"

@blazingquantum
"I thought I was being tested, so I made multiple."

@FeynmanDidNothingWrong "they gave me a webp :3 xD ty jannies!!"

@NeurodivergentOnTheStreets "Mine is betterer"

@degorius

@coned "hey another thread everyone is sharing theirs in. here's mine! "

@finbarfin

@Bum

@AL_BUNDY "Mine didn't prompt to save but I screen capped it"

@tempest "here's mine bb" "you can't have it though bc it's mine"

@KangThaConqueror "press print screen"

@Q_Q

@Dramamine

@Geralt_of_Uganda "I drew a carp too!"

@Arran

@AvoidTheFoid

@DWHITE___________DYNAMITE

@Salamander

@lalilulelo

@box "Are cute trans goys welcome here??" "! transphobes "

@rubby "yeah im a little proud of my doodle frick you"

@ToxoplasmosisShill

@Saltus "I know what I like"

@xa15428 " "

@Autumnhound_Smellytongue

@Hecking_Valid

@IsTrappyOkay

@MatsurisAhoge

@Spy6

@KONY_2032

@Manhole-Man

@Epicaricacy

@boogiecat "irl pic of me"

@BringBackTayPosting "If there was an option to do this on paper and upload I might have put in time and effort. Instead you all get boykisser in marsey colors"

@Qar "I'm a digital artist, current rate $100 / B&W drawing."

@Redactor0 "Wow we came up with the same concept!"

@jackie

@TouchFluffyTails "i was hoping for it to be set as your avatar or something for the day"

@of_blood_and_salt

@tc193 "Proboscis monkey"

@Platybussy69 "Didn't think we'd share our fursonas " "Here's my OC. I think the design could pic up steam, not sure."

@BWC "I have been on an MK binge with mah boi Reptile ! fightclub ! schizos ! BWC ! BBC"

@Biggles "theres a new one but it has us save it now when we submit "

@TrayvonMartin "Messed up the shorts "

@TheDunceonMistress "orcasigmas rise up"

@massive_frickwit "le hortler"

@cirno "this is cirno you can tell by the arrow"

@Allahcado "I had assumed that everyone's fursona would be forcibly attached to their posts and comments."

@AnchorShill

@N "My fursona "

@fratricidalTendencies

"update (done with a mouse):" "I honestly think the older one was more charming"

@DEV0T10 "i drew blaze"

@BhigPhatBoi

@AndreaDoria "I am not creative "

@khaoskid664 ":D"

@rakrakaon

@Squibbly

@eggthing

@Gaywad

@Senpai

@DK_KD

@Sneed

@DubiousDisclaimer "I was a little miffed that more people didn't draw peepees. (Technically the ball sack is the fursona.)"

@GrietmanRudolfDeMepsche "I don't know how to do shading with only two colours "

@Lil_Bro_Kong_Marcy

@NotoriousNIG "Same, but mine's bigger."

@Tho "This is mine, its a seal, Do you like it?"

@Gorgeous_Gorillawitz

@hallogallo

@PTSD

@Antiparkingenforcement

@DangerousBlackGuy

@Ubie "I kept it simple. For I am a master genius artist." "BEHOLD!"

@arseupwrongo "I already post under my fursona so I just drew myself again"

@cyberdick

@poopdick

@gmensing

@gerudo "basically just traced this lol"

@Arm

@Euromon

@Phoenixgoldfire "I reposted this thread after i made mine cause im a not taking it down though"

@hugemongus123

@kongus "Thoughts?"

@frickmeatsandwich

@PlattyTude "Platypeepee"

@CURTIS

@Broble64

@inuyasha

@paper_luigi

And finally, the submission that we totally didn't use as the basis for this whole idea:

@Sexual_Harrassment_Earwig "e621 requires 'fursona' 'verification' for April 1st, I submitted a Marsey "

NEW ADDITIONS

@QuadNarca "There you go I wasn't creative either, but I was lazy too."

@lfyca "I made mine my profile picture uwu"

@pobrecito "I didn't put as much effort in to the second one."

@Awoo "I worked really hard on mine and I took it seriously"

@dude_kitty_lmao

@Adolin113355 "Ka-Chow"

@Iamtheworld

@Beefaronisoup "Yeah i can't draw"

@SneedmansLostForeskin "The alignment was off when I tried to draw so it started looking pineappleish and I rolled with it. Not sure why I gave it legs"

@BushWasRight

@haggis

@Pibbles "@Pibbles ©2025"

@CHONKLARD

@sealkey_kong "here's mine. It's supposed to be a seal"

@ForgotMyPasswordAgain "I was going to make my peepee more subtle but got bored and decided I wanted to read about drama and gave up"

@Frank_Williams

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

@Chapose

@EliteBuckBreaker

@scumfrick "Here's mine"

@degorius "Here's mine for redscare"

@champion_of_zoz

@LainFlowers

@Lur

@AntiLuke "I have two because Redscare made me do another"

she blocked me

aaaaand her OC is pregnant

do NOT mess with ai artists pic.twitter.com/iGDgsRPDI8

— NORME ai artist (comms open) ✍️🎨❤️ (@NormeNorme) April 3, 2025