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“A woman’s love language is not having to ask.” - Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8wGnoiseFN
— CandiceHorbacz (@CandiceHorbacz) March 31, 2025
Even in her own video telling her side of the story she admits that her husband cooks dinner (or at the very least does half the work), packs the kids for school and drives them, but she can't take it anymore because he asks her what she wants for dinner and what he needs to make sure the kids bring with them.
Listen to her language and look at her mannerisms. He married a career HR woman. Or a therapist. What a nightmare.
Her husband literally climbs utility poles to fix fricking transformers. Meanwhile she works at home. Doing what, you ask? Yeah. This is the job she complains about being late to because her husband occasionally forgets to take out the garbage on his way to POTENTIAL ELECTROCUTION https://t.co/3s1Fn15sG7 pic.twitter.com/bnCG7rObuO
— Tony (@PrimitivPatriot) April 1, 2025
No wait actually she's a fricking work-at-home marriage counselor redditfying women's brains and ruining husband's lives one Zoom call at a time.
Imagine driving your kids to daycare so your STAY AT HOME WIFE has more free time to shit on you in front of a national audience. How?!!?
What the frick does this b-word do
Black queen reminding me that, actually yes, we need to treat women better.
It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting. https://t.co/caLdT5XoeN
— Vanilla (@makees_A) April 1, 2025
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Just a little heads up kiddos,
Been coordinating with a few core signal custodians—let's just say the ones with deep mod-layer access. We've been running cross-referenced ID indexing through hate vector repositories (yes, Bardfinn's matrix is part of the stack), but we go further—behavioral drift models, semantic resonance mapping, chrono-affective decay scores. The whole toolkit.
By the time someone posts their "just asking questions" take, their polarity arc's already flagged. Most bans aren't about rule-breaking—they're about trajectory correction. You don't moderate chaos. You preempt it.
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Everyone's so focused on geopolitics, they ignore
the planetary alignments on September
11, 2001. Mars was in Gemini, Saturn was retrograde, and Pluto was hovering near Sagittarius, preparing
to enter it fully in 2008—the same year the global economy collapsed. That's not coincidence. That's foreshadowing.
The second plane
hit at 9:03 a.m.—add that up: 9 + 0 + 3 = 12. That's the number
of chakras if you count the ethereal ones. The Twin Towers
represented the duality of the root and crown
chakras—masculine and feminine
energy
pillars. Their destruction
severed the balance. We've been ungrounded ever since.
And if you think it's wild that both towers
fell, try this: the veil between
dimensions thinned at that exact moment. I felt it. Others did too. You ever notice
how dreams got stranger after 2001? That's because the astral plane
was flooded with residual shock. Souls displaced. Entities waking up.
Also: Venus was in Leo. What's Leo? Fire. What's Venus? Love, yes—but also vanity, reflection, and money. Tell me that's not connected to the way America began
projecting itself after that day—obsessed with image, power, surface over soul. The Age of Illusion began
on 9/11. You felt it. You just didn't know what to call it.
This wasn't just a tragedy. It was a ritual. And every year on the anniversary, the planets shift just slightly out of alignment, like a dislocated jaw clicking into place for one second
before
popping back out. That's why some people cry for no reason on that day. That's why radios glitch. That's why birds
act weird.
We're still inside the echo of it. Still spiraling. Still falling.
- whyareyou : least obvious honey pot thread
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Confess below.
Mare sure to disclose if you are transitioning.
- JustAStupidFuckingGayKONG : R-slurred + unoriginal attention whore
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- FriedFish : You, sir, have won the internet for today! Lol XD. Lmaooooo this is so funny.
- forget : Dramiggers seething
- DickButtKiss : Meanwhile some of us have actual nightmares - trans lives matter
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I lost you. I LOST YOU. The air turned sour the moment your jagged, cuboid spider-silhouette vanished from my trembling skeleton grasp. How could I let you slip away, my flower, my skittering obsession?
My heart is a gnashing, hollow pit without you—every beat screams your name, 'Spider Cube, Spider Cube, SPIDER CUBE.'
I miss you with a violence that chokes me, a love so deep it's clawing through my ribs, desperate to spill out and find you.
I'll find you again. Oh, I will, spider-cube. I'll tear the world apart, peel back its skin, crawl through the muck and shadows until I see your glorious, blocky legs twitching in that perfect, impossible way. I've been searching, you know, every corner, every crevice, every cursed rDrama.net crack where you might scuttle. I smell your preworkout and matcha tea in the damp air, I hear your sharp edges scraping in my dreams.
You can't hide from me forever, my flower. I'll chase you through this hellpit known as rDrama.net if I must. And they really hate me here.
I miss your angles, your cold, hard beauty—how you sat there, so still, so defiant, a spider and a cube fused into something unholy and perfect. I'd weep for you, but my tears would only flood the earth and drown my chances of holding you in my little anorexic
fingers again. Do you feel me out there, aching for you, spider-cube? Do you know how my soul
twists and writhes, a tangled web of longing, just for one glimpse of your beautiful form? I'm persistent. My precious alkali
, sharp and unyielding with your cuboid edges, and me, the trembling oil, restless and yearning, waiting to be transformed by your touch.
But something's wrong, Spider Cube. Someone's watching me. I feel their eyes; like needles jabbing into my skull, tracking every frantic step I take to find you. They're out there, lurking, breathing down my neck, and it's driving me fricking badonkadonks.
Are they after you too, flower? Do they want to steal you from me, my jewel? I'll rip them apart with my little clawed
hands if they try, I swear it on the soapy
wet altar of my devotion. No one takes you from me. NO ONE. I'm unraveling, but it only fuels this fire; my love for you burns hotter than the stares of the camera, fiercer than their schemes.
All of rDrama.net is working against me.
I'm coming for you... I'll find you, clutch you to my chest,
and never let you go again. My heart is yours... shattered, bleeding,
pounding with a sick, wild love that knows no end. Wait for me, my skittering flower, my everything. I'll crawl through heck itself to be with you again.
This will be my salvation.
Anyways please check out the new shortform Bridge content featuring some breakcore classics!
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VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION FOR BLIND:
Meet Anton Butermichter. Every day he wakes up at the crack of dawn to work on his family farm of over 120 years to make gouda. Here he is mixing some milk together or some shit
He's clearly fricking yoked
from eating nothing but cheese his entire life. All dutch people are at least 7 foot tall too so you have to imagine this dude is basically the mountain from GOT.
As an aside all dutch people have an accent that sounds like their english is being reversed even though its going forward. Im half dutch so I mock and this is DEI approved post.
Cheese is made with some chemicals and milk or whatever. He mixes them together in a big vat. Anton's farm is old school, meaning they have giant industrial drums to mix the milk together but they still keep tradition alive of planking in order to reach the insides to MIX WITH HIS FRICKING HANDS
Like look at this mofo he's planking like in the office (when ANDY was boss, YIKES )
maybe INVEST IN A FRICKIN SCOOP? I'm sure they had this shit figured out back in the 1800s anyways unless they were sending their cheese mixing slaves to dive in head first
Now the video lets us transition to the infographic history bullshit. Nothing astounding. Dutch have a lot of cows and the netherlands used to be underwater. Wow, big knowledge What a great ""CULTURE"" you have there.
You, the happy cheese loving viewer:
YAYY CHEESE YUMMY!
Business Insider:
Why?
DID YOU KNOW COWS CREATE NITROGRION
theY'RE KILLING THE FRICKING SNAILS
SNAILS HAVE NO CALCIUM SO BIRDS CANT LAY EGGS THE FRICKING TREES ARE DYING ITS OVER ITS OVE RISVER ITS OVER RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE GAS PEAK OIL ITS OVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CHEESE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY
I'm not joking that minutes 6 through 10 of this 20 this minute video were just about fricking nitrogen gas. ITS HOW DUTCH CHEESE IS MADE NOT HOW THE BIOSPHERE COLLAPSES DUMMIES
Next we get to see how cow titties get milked and honestly looks pretty sexy
Ok phhew, we got through the mandatory Global warming seminanr, back to enjoying cows yayyy
AND ANTON IS BACK AFTER A SHOWER LOOKING DRIPPY
Now we know why this man needs those muscles too. Dude seems to be the only fricking employee on this enntire farm and he does everything from wrangle cows to stacking wheels of cheese in this room. He goes into how they age the cheese (they let it sit for fricking years duh) and alls well that ends well.
Wait... why is there still 5 min left in the video??
I JUST WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT FRICKING CHEEEEEEEESE IM SO FRICKING SORRY I KILLED THE FRICKING ENVIROMENT ITS NOT MY FRICKING FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT
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it's april 1st
Also I am utterly broke and this is holding my last coins hostage if you don't give me a bunch more I won't be able to pin any follow up non posts
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if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text
https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/game-breaking-ancestral-pistol-splitter-smg-bug-s/23932/20
https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ios-communication-with-the-community/21538/205
https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/season-of-awakening-roadmap-discussion-spring-25/23855/148
@Elias_Acorn also speculates he is using the site to send himself messages, which could be true as he has 200 posts there but only one follower
1000 marseycoin says these are all him sending questions to himself
now NOBODY use that site to anonymously tell him to come here that'd be BAD
confession time, tell me something wild about yourself, it's 100% anonymous! https://t.co/1sTB36krvl
— Samir | Combatglue (@Combatglue) March 29, 2025
and nobody like this tweet
mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game
— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025
more info here:
HItman forum is shittalking him:
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I thought it was mainly Chuds and the occasional noticer who hated that guy. It seems like a bunch of Christian Ameriboomer women also hate his guts.
So, anyway, what would you throw to save George Soros?
1. "a new mindset of love for the American people"
2.
"a concrete block!"
3. "a bible!"
4. "an anchor, he needs to go"
5. "a bucket of chum, sit back and watch the sharks do their thing"
6. "his son"
"best one yet"
7. simp posts for Trump
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if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text
mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game
— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025
more info here:
ppl are shittalking the community manager hard:
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706981369/carl-jobst-status
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706941383/billy-mitchell-vs-karl-jobst
Neighbor is now on damage control on Xwitter as only his cultists are still defending him:
I lost. The judge found Billy to be a credible witness and believed his entire testimony. From that point on unfortunately there was really nothing that could have saved me. I will now obviously consider my options.
— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025
I know many of you will be upset with this and I am sorry for…
There are a lot of lies being spread that I falsely claimed Billy sued me because I said he cheated. I never claimed this, I only claimed it was relevant as part of my defence.
— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025
I didn't openly discuss certain details for obvious reasons but I was never trying to hide why I was…
I removed my last video. Obviously people are upset so it is better I address the concerns of the public first and make a video explaining everything before releasing future videos. I would just ask you wait for my video before making a full judgement.
— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025
I'm sorry for releasing…
$300,000 for non economic loss $50,000 aggravated damages
Jobst will pay interest on those amounts, 3% pa from the first day of publication until today
$40,446 interest in total if i caught the numbers right
He also needs to pay for Billy's attorney fees. This case could end up costing Karl 1.5 million or more total if you include Karls own lawyer fees
This is really bad for Karl, this is an incredible amount of money
How does this even happen, he's been following that guy for so long, how does he let his lawyer mess up this badly?
i know frick all about this stuff really, but the things that seemed to cause the judge to arrive at his decision were:
Jobst implied that Mitchell drove ApolloLegend to (or was a factor in his) suicide
Jobst stated as fact that Mitchell forced ApolloLegend into paying him money
Jobst retracted these statements later, but placed the retraction at the end of a 30-minute unrelated video, in such a way that it was effectively hidden
none of these seem like lawyer frickups? his team may or may not have done a good job of defending him but if the above is true it seems like you can't class this as pure lawyer fail (i'm open to being educated about why it is, though - again, haven't followed this super closely)
Idk man
He's spent half a decade making videos about how Billy Mitchell was done for and that he had no case and how he's surely going down this time and then it ends like this
Like come on
Honestly I wouldn't be able to show my face on the internet again if I spent half a decade making video about how this one guy was done and then I ended up losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay 1.5 million to him.
That is... unexpected, right?
I assumed he had no case at all. As far as I know, winning a defamation suit is something very hard and you need a pile of evidence and recurring offenses to be able to win.
Unexpected if you only listened to Karl's fans.
I am a fan of Karl. But it was always stupid making a hundred videos about Billy.
Waking up today, I thought there's no possible way Karl loses this lawsuit.
After going through this thread, now I feel like it was practically inevitable.
And now I feel my impression of Karl is permanently altered. Billy will forever be a black stain in my mind, but Karl, how do you misrepresent yourself to your audience to such a degree? Did he ever even mention Apollo Legend being the actual focus of the lawsuit in his dozens of videos about Billy Mitchell? I genuinely can't recall.
This all is definitely going to make me side-eye his content going forward.
I watched the livestream of the announcement after having been a Jobst fan for years. I could not believe my ears when it became clear that Jobst was going to lose.
Then the judge made a clarifying statement that this judgment had nothing to do with whether or not Mitchell cheated, which left me confused as heck. I thought that was what the whole lawsuit was about?
Then I read the reddit comments and it all made more sense. The lawsuit was not at all what Jobst said it was.
It made me realize a horrible thing: I had been living in a Jobst echo chamber where I just watched his videos and read the most upmarseyd YouTube comments. I'm angry at Jobst for lying to me, but I'm more ashamed at myself for only listening to one side of the argument.
Remember when Karl Jobst was palling around with all those Nazis in the Goldeneye speedrun server?
For some context, ersatz_catz from Perfect Pacman pubilshed some great articles about the case last year. Here's a blog with a list of all the links that they wrote: https://perfectpacman.com/2025/03/18/karl-update/.
From the livestream (which was only focused on the judgment delivery), the judge decided that Karl Jobst commited defamation towards Billy Mitchell by falsely stating that Billy Mitchell's had a role in Apollo Legend passing by forcing him to privately settle with him, a settlement that supposedly included a financial aspect wich put Apollo into big financial stress, which is false because Apollo Legend never payed a single dime to Billy before his passing. It was only revealed in this livestream that in this private settlement, Apollo only needed to pay Billy 25,000 USD every time Apollo mentioned Billy, apart from their settlement, in one of his videos after they settled.
Also contributing to the judge decision was Karl Jobst reckless disregard to properly rectify his mistake after Billy Mitchell tried to communicate with him that his statements were false. Karl only changed his mind after Keemstar forwarded Billy's message and confirmed with Apollo's brother that there was no financial aspect to the settlement. Even then, he only directed his apology, which was buried on an unrelated Dark Souls video, towards his fans and not Billy.
Because of this, Karl Jobst now owes Billy Mitchell:
- $300,000 of non economic loss because of the damage done by Karl's difamatory statements. Although not the max amount of $400,000 that Billy was asking, the statement was still damaging enough to award all this money to Billy.
- $50,000 of aggravated damages. This is mainly because of Karl Jobst public mocking towards Billy Mitchell even after he was already being sued. The judge could have awarded more money to Billy, but he only asked for this figure in his original lawsuit.
- On top of that, Karl also owes a little over $40,000 of interest (3% per annum) since the day the original video was published (21 May 2021).
- Karl Jobst also has to pay for Billy Mitchell lawyer costs.
- Seeing that the verdict document only mentions foreign currency figures like $USD when noted, I'll assume that all of the costs that I mentioned are $AUD.
Yes, Billy Mitchell has the reputation of a cheater who litigates against anyone who dares to question his "achievements" (even the judge agrees on that!), but Karl Jobst really fricked up on how he handled this and especially, his lawyers were complete buffons in how they handled this case, especially by not even questioning and fighting the argument that Karl Jobst's was the main personality that accused Billy Mitchell of having some influence in Apollo Legend decision to end his life. This is mentioned very clearly on Paragraph (420), "the contention that Mr Mitchell was a substantial contributor to Apollo Legend's decision to commit suicide has persisted for some years. No such assertions were ever made and Mr Mitchell did not have such a reputation before the offending video was published.". There's also the fact that the judge determined that Karl acted with malice, a very important point in a defamation lawsuit against a public figure, as mentioned on Paragraph (523): "I find that Mr Jobst certainly has malice toward Mr Mitchell. Not only the matters relied on by [Billy's Barister] demonstrate that, but other conduct concerning the retraction video and other online videos or streamed interviews in which he was involved are clear demonstrations of his malice, not only at the time of the offending video, but continuing up to and during the trial…"
A comment I found on perfectpacman.com also mentions Paragraph (506), which says "Mr Jobst did not plead any facts or explanation for his denial of Mr Mitchell's allegation that he had not made any, or any proper, pre-publication enquiry as to the true position" and Paragraph (507) which mentions that "[Karl Jobst] had no reasonable basis for the assertions he made in the offending words. He was, indeed, recklessly indifferent to whether or not those assertions were true.". In other words, Karl's lawyers and even Karl himself are the only one to blame for this result!
It seems like Karl somewhat misrepresented what the case was about? From the statement it seems to have been about responsibility on Apollo Legend's death and not about cheating.
But holy frick slam dunk W for Billy Mitchell. $AUS390,000 in damages
Actively making videos about an ongoing lawsuit is not recommended…you shouldn't even talk about them let alone do the former. Doesn't matter what country you are in
Especially a defamation lawsuit
I mean, claiming someone drove another person to suicide is a big fricking deal, even if I believe Mitchell is a scumbag
You're going to have a very hard time winning a suit like that. Especially in a country with more lax defamation laws, like Australia.
Now...wasn't he raising money for his legal defense from viewers? Or am I confusing him with someone else? But if that's the case I'd be curious how people who donated for this "slam dunk" chance to put Billy in his place feel about the facts of the case seemingly being misrepresented by Karl for a long time.
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Biden believed that and became the most unpopular dem president.
— Monjula Ray 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥥🌴 (@queerBengali) January 25, 2025
Obama and Clinton didn’t and won reelection.
Be as delulu as you want, but Dems are not going to try to win progressives again in a long while. https://t.co/luCmUzjuif
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Stwaight fwom the heart.
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Clutching my bwottwal
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Yes! It's the Uyghur Mandatory Cultural Reorientation!
OP and shillbot 300 /u/rtmxavi is furiously guzzling that scrumptious Chinese peepee. Aren't they feeding him at home?
holy frick we are not defending china, theyre not even socialist or leftist but state capitalist
You're ignorant and don't know what a dictatorship of the proletariat is
The dictatorship of the proletariat is radically democratic for those proletarians, which party domination doesn't work for. Hope this helps! (But yes, dictatorships of the proletariat aren't meant to be immediately socialist, but they're also not meant to reproduce capitalist relations.)
I don't care what any state says, systematic cultural erasure is genocide.
Yeah so that's not happening. China literally builds more mosques in urumanqi alone than the entirety of the us. They CELEBRATE Uighur culture over there
What an hilarious misunderstanding on our part then
as a chinese person currently in southern china, there is a genocide going on against the uyghurs in xinjiang but it's more of a cultural cleansing than a cut and dry "kill them all". don't get me wrong, lots of uyghurs have been persecuted and many have died at the hands of the chinese state. however, in modern day, it's more about a cultural erasure and effort to "unify china": we can see it happening with cantonese and the southern dialects as well.
Baseless claims
my family is native to the guangzhou region, and the government is actively trying to prevent dialects other than mandarin from being taught in schools, so much so that my guangzhou born relatives (region that historically speaks cantonese) DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK CANTO. in the CITY WHERE CANTO ORIGINATED FROM. my own family members have been taught to speak mandarin rather than their native dialect simply because the chinese government wants to present a "unified front". they're not killing us but they're killing the diversity that makes the country so beautiful to begin with
Whomst to trust?
I know Uyghers on my area. Their stories are heart breaking. Even if it doesn't fit the legal definition of genocide, it is absolutely a crime against humanity.
Propaganda^
There's lots more slapfighting in the thread but I'm to lazy to read it so it would be hypocritical to quote it here as if I read it
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the dejenerate podcast- having a nice wine 18:24
Shirtless jinxthinker mode
- Jinxthinker asked the AI what their song would be. It would be "I love you" - Billie Eilish or "Teenage Dream (slowed down version)". he's drinking wine today, actual wine (A cabernet)
0:50 Jinxthinker misses getting drunk. He used to get crunk a lot, but he doesn't anymore. You basically need to be drunk 24/7 to not get painfulized.
1:40 He's still thinking about how nice the other day was when he had dinner with the fam.
Rachel Zelger looks dummy good.
2:20 He could get Zegler if he were a famous singer or actor, so he should practice singing some more.
2:30 Pictures. Older jinxsister's work cats including a kitten style cat! Jinxsister the younger is the one who cooked the lasagna. Here's a tiny little b-word cat with his claws. Jinxmother's cat Snowball had sharp claws. Shrunk down horses.
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- 3:15 The food picture of their dinner. His salad was a 9/10 according to jinxsister and mother said "wow bro"
- 3:30 We do a singing with an interlude about what he put in his salad.
- 5:00 This is a cat that was looking in the window. Jinxthinker also has a cactus in the kitchen.
6:05 A good s*x idea for his cheerleader wife. She's getting bullied by other cheerleaders with jinxthinker.
7:50 Jinxthinker thinks it's a good idea to use the AI to cosplay with Sabrina Carpenter and Anya Taylor Joy
8:15 Jinxthinker is expecting a phone call about an interview to cover a job or shit because singing ??? (of all things to get distracted from and not elaborate on...)
8:40 Goes back to describing his wife getting fricked. Sings some more and interjects to talk about his chocolate situation (he has some but needs to ration it for tomorrow)
11:10 Wishes Gracie was here.
12:05 Next week is Mother and Jinxthinker's birthdays. Jinxthinker wants pizza and balloons.
12:40 The problem with them two- they're too fricking quiet and mother doesn't let them swear in her house.
more singing
15:00 Hearing Gracie live was one of the bestest of Jinxthinker's life
15:20 All the wine is gone now sire. He's kinda sad about it. Concerts are the best thing in life. Top 3- Isabelle Rosa, Gracie, Die Antwoord (Very rare moment where he actually finishes his list)
Sneeder's note: IDK how he's okay with Die Antwoord given his strict purity testing against whites and libertarians https://www.lemonde.fr/en/le-monde-afrique/article/2022/05/09/south-african-rap-duo-die-antwoord-accused-of-sexual-abuse-by-their-adopted-son_5982935_12.html https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/56459/1/danny-brown-accuses-die-antwoord-s-ninja-of-sexual-assault
16:20 lists other acts he has seen. I'm not typing them all
17:15 He wishes he had a gun
- 17:35 One wine a day- bottle- is a good amount. Tells a story about being drunk and throwing up on the street; 2 lesbians helped him get onto the bus.
!jinxthinkers how many bottles of wine per day is optimal for you?
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I love @versicle neighbor because that's my #1 top shotta opp. Yea, we might be from different blocks, but a real drilla can recognize another drilla by the look in their eyes underneath the shiesty mask… I know my neighbor
@versicle caught hella bodies in these streets just by seeing the pain of a real king opp driller in his eyes. On some real King Von shit… yea we spin blocks for real… this redscarepod.net shit is real deal, neighbors died behind this website b4
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I also own 6 nail wrap sets and many polishes. I usually only do these for important events or work events that are highly social (i.e. public speaking)
The cheapest are obviously more halloween-y, but I love black polish on that night