https://www.abc.net.au/news/vote-compass

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Meet Anton Butermichter. Every day he wakes up at the crack of dawn to work on his family farm of over 120 years to make gouda. Here he is mixing some milk together or some shit He's clearly fricking yoked from eating nothing but cheese his entire life. All dutch people are at least 7 foot tall too so you have to imagine this dude is basically the mountain from GOT.

As an aside all dutch people have an accent that sounds like their english is being reversed even though its going forward. Im half dutch so I mock and this is DEI approved post.

Cheese is made with some chemicals and milk or whatever. He mixes them together in a big vat. Anton's farm is old school, meaning they have giant industrial drums to mix the milk together but they still keep tradition alive of planking in order to reach the insides to MIX WITH HIS FRICKING HANDS

Like look at this mofo he's planking like in the office (when ANDY was boss, YIKES )

maybe INVEST IN A FRICKIN SCOOP? I'm sure they had this shit figured out back in the 1800s anyways unless they were sending their cheese mixing slaves to dive in head first

Now the video lets us transition to the infographic history bullshit. Nothing astounding. Dutch have a lot of cows and the netherlands used to be underwater. Wow, big knowledge What a great ""CULTURE"" you have there.

You, the happy cheese loving viewer: YAYY CHEESE YUMMY!

Business Insider:

Why?

DID YOU KNOW COWS CREATE NITROGRION

theY'RE KILLING THE FRICKING SNAILS

SNAILS HAVE NO CALCIUM SO BIRDS CANT LAY EGGS THE FRICKING TREES ARE DYING ITS OVER ITS OVE RISVER ITS OVER RUNAWAY GREENHOUSE GAS PEAK OIL ITS OVER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CHEESE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY

I'm not joking that minutes 6 through 10 of this 20 this minute video were just about fricking nitrogen gas. ITS HOW DUTCH CHEESE IS MADE NOT HOW THE BIOSPHERE COLLAPSES DUMMIES

Next we get to see how cow titties get milked and honestly looks pretty sexy

Ok phhew, we got through the mandatory Global warming seminanr, back to enjoying cows yayyy

AND ANTON IS BACK AFTER A SHOWER LOOKING DRIPPY

Now we know why this man needs those muscles too. Dude seems to be the only fricking employee on this enntire farm and he does everything from wrangle cows to stacking wheels of cheese in this room. He goes into how they age the cheese (they let it sit for fricking years duh) and alls well that ends well.

Wait... why is there still 5 min left in the video??

I JUST WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT FRICKING CHEEEEEEEESE IM SO FRICKING SORRY I KILLED THE FRICKING ENVIROMENT ITS NOT MY FRICKING FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS NOT MY FAULT

!spacechads "Hello, Major Tom, are you receiving?

Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"

There's no reply

As it flew up toward the International Space Station last summer, the Starliner spacecraft lost four thrusters. A NASA astronaut, Butch Wilmore, had to take manual control of the vehicle. But as Starliner's thrusters failed, Wilmore lost the ability to move the spacecraft in the direction he wanted to go.

Wilmore: "I don't know that we can come back to Earth at that point. I don't know if we can. And matter of fact, I'm thinking we probably can't. So there we are, loss of 6DOF control, four aft thrusters down, and I'm visualizing orbital mechanics. The space station is nose down. So we're not exactly level with the station, but below it. If you're below the station, you're moving faster. That's orbital mechanics. It's going to make you move away from the station. So I'm doing all of this in my mind. I don't know what control I have. What if I lose another thruster? What if we lose comm? What am I going to do?"

to me its another neggar borefest

continued from part 1

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/game-breaking-ancestral-pistol-splitter-smg-bug-s/23932/20

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ios-communication-with-the-community/21538/205

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/season-of-awakening-roadmap-discussion-spring-25/23855/148

@Elias_Acorn also speculates he is using the site to send himself messages, which could be true as he has 200 posts there but only one follower

1000 marseycoin says these are all him sending questions to himself

now NOBODY use that site to anonymously tell him to come here that'd be BAD

confession time, tell me something wild about yourself, it's 100% anonymous! https://t.co/1sTB36krvl

— Samir | Combatglue (@Combatglue) March 29, 2025

and nobody like this tweet

mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game

— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

HItman forum is shittalking him:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

I thought it was mainly Chuds and the occasional noticer who hated that guy. It seems like a bunch of Christian Ameriboomer women also hate his guts.

So, anyway, what would you throw to save George Soros?

1. "a new mindset of love for the American people"

2. "a concrete block!"

3. "a bible!"

4. "an anchor, he needs to go"

5. "a bucket of chum, sit back and watch the sharks do their thing"

6. "his son" "best one yet"

7. simp posts for Trump

8.

https://old.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/1joxdkq/trans_woman_jailed_in_florida_for_using_the/

continued in part 2

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game

— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

ppl are shittalking the community manager hard:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

I have never lied about this and I wont be bullied into stopping. I'm a proud wigger, and I'm proud of this beautiful delicate white skin gifted to me by God. These Jewish mossad neighbors can try to defame a real neighbor all they want, but you know what they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger neighbor"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/william-james-mitchell-vs-twin-galaxies-llc-jeff-harrist-jeremy-young-donkeykongforum-com-benjamin-q-smith.69506/page-47#post-20972338

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1johcgq/karl_jobst_loses_lawsuit_against_billy_mitchell/

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706981369/carl-jobst-status

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706941383/billy-mitchell-vs-karl-jobst

https://www.pcg*mer.com/gaming-industry/youtuber-karl-jobst-to-pay-more-than-usd230-000-to-donkey-kong-record-holder-billy-mitchell-in-defamation-ruling/

Neighbor is now on damage control on Xwitter as only his cultists are still defending him:

I lost. The judge found Billy to be a credible witness and believed his entire testimony. From that point on unfortunately there was really nothing that could have saved me. I will now obviously consider my options.

I know many of you will be upset with this and I am sorry for…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

There are a lot of lies being spread that I falsely claimed Billy sued me because I said he cheated. I never claimed this, I only claimed it was relevant as part of my defence.

I didn't openly discuss certain details for obvious reasons but I was never trying to hide why I was…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

I removed my last video. Obviously people are upset so it is better I address the concerns of the public first and make a video explaining everything before releasing future videos. I would just ask you wait for my video before making a full judgement.

I'm sorry for releasing…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

$300,000 for non economic loss $50,000 aggravated damages

Jobst will pay interest on those amounts, 3% pa from the first day of publication until today

$40,446 interest in total if i caught the numbers right

He also needs to pay for Billy's attorney fees. This case could end up costing Karl 1.5 million or more total if you include Karls own lawyer fees

This is really bad for Karl, this is an incredible amount of money

How does this even happen, he's been following that guy for so long, how does he let his lawyer mess up this badly?

i know frick all about this stuff really, but the things that seemed to cause the judge to arrive at his decision were:

Jobst implied that Mitchell drove ApolloLegend to (or was a factor in his) suicide

Jobst stated as fact that Mitchell forced ApolloLegend into paying him money

Jobst retracted these statements later, but placed the retraction at the end of a 30-minute unrelated video, in such a way that it was effectively hidden

none of these seem like lawyer frickups? his team may or may not have done a good job of defending him but if the above is true it seems like you can't class this as pure lawyer fail (i'm open to being educated about why it is, though - again, haven't followed this super closely)

Idk man

He's spent half a decade making videos about how Billy Mitchell was done for and that he had no case and how he's surely going down this time and then it ends like this

Like come on

Honestly I wouldn't be able to show my face on the internet again if I spent half a decade making video about how this one guy was done and then I ended up losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay 1.5 million to him.

That is... unexpected, right?

I assumed he had no case at all. As far as I know, winning a defamation suit is something very hard and you need a pile of evidence and recurring offenses to be able to win.

Unexpected if you only listened to Karl's fans.

I am a fan of Karl. But it was always stupid making a hundred videos about Billy.

Waking up today, I thought there's no possible way Karl loses this lawsuit.

After going through this thread, now I feel like it was practically inevitable.

And now I feel my impression of Karl is permanently altered. Billy will forever be a black stain in my mind, but Karl, how do you misrepresent yourself to your audience to such a degree? Did he ever even mention Apollo Legend being the actual focus of the lawsuit in his dozens of videos about Billy Mitchell? I genuinely can't recall.

This all is definitely going to make me side-eye his content going forward.

I watched the livestream of the announcement after having been a Jobst fan for years. I could not believe my ears when it became clear that Jobst was going to lose.

Then the judge made a clarifying statement that this judgment had nothing to do with whether or not Mitchell cheated, which left me confused as heck. I thought that was what the whole lawsuit was about?

Then I read the reddit comments and it all made more sense. The lawsuit was not at all what Jobst said it was.

It made me realize a horrible thing: I had been living in a Jobst echo chamber where I just watched his videos and read the most upmarseyd YouTube comments. I'm angry at Jobst for lying to me, but I'm more ashamed at myself for only listening to one side of the argument.

Remember when Karl Jobst was palling around with all those Nazis in the Goldeneye speedrun server?

For some context, ersatz_catz from Perfect Pacman pubilshed some great articles about the case last year. Here's a blog with a list of all the links that they wrote: https://perfectpacman.com/2025/03/18/karl-update/.

EDIT: Here's the link to the full verdict document. I already made several corrections after I finished reading a good chunk of the document.

From the livestream (which was only focused on the judgment delivery), the judge decided that Karl Jobst commited defamation towards Billy Mitchell by falsely stating that Billy Mitchell's had a role in Apollo Legend passing by forcing him to privately settle with him, a settlement that supposedly included a financial aspect wich put Apollo into big financial stress, which is false because Apollo Legend never payed a single dime to Billy before his passing. It was only revealed in this livestream that in this private settlement, Apollo only needed to pay Billy 25,000 USD every time Apollo mentioned Billy, apart from their settlement, in one of his videos after they settled.

Also contributing to the judge decision was Karl Jobst reckless disregard to properly rectify his mistake after Billy Mitchell tried to communicate with him that his statements were false. Karl only changed his mind after Keemstar forwarded Billy's message and confirmed with Apollo's brother that there was no financial aspect to the settlement. Even then, he only directed his apology, which was buried on an unrelated Dark Souls video, towards his fans and not Billy.

Because of this, Karl Jobst now owes Billy Mitchell:

• $300,000 of non economic loss because of the damage done by Karl's difamatory statements. Although not the max amount of $400,000 that Billy was asking, the statement was still damaging enough to award all this money to Billy.

• $50,000 of aggravated damages. This is mainly because of Karl Jobst public mocking towards Billy Mitchell even after he was already being sued. The judge could have awarded more money to Billy, but he only asked for this figure in his original lawsuit.

• On top of that, Karl also owes a little over $40,000 of interest (3% per annum) since the day the original video was published (21 May 2021).

• Karl Jobst also has to pay for Billy Mitchell lawyer costs.

• Seeing that the verdict document only mentions foreign currency figures like $USD when noted, I'll assume that all of the costs that I mentioned are $AUD.

Yes, Billy Mitchell has the reputation of a cheater who litigates against anyone who dares to question his "achievements" (even the judge agrees on that!), but Karl Jobst really fricked up on how he handled this and especially, his lawyers were complete buffons in how they handled this case, especially by not even questioning and fighting the argument that Karl Jobst's was the main personality that accused Billy Mitchell of having some influence in Apollo Legend decision to end his life. This is mentioned very clearly on Paragraph (420), "the contention that Mr Mitchell was a substantial contributor to Apollo Legend's decision to commit suicide has persisted for some years. No such assertions were ever made and Mr Mitchell did not have such a reputation before the offending video was published.". There's also the fact that the judge determined that Karl acted with malice, a very important point in a defamation lawsuit against a public figure, as mentioned on Paragraph (523): "I find that Mr Jobst certainly has malice toward Mr Mitchell. Not only the matters relied on by [Billy's Barister] demonstrate that, but other conduct concerning the retraction video and other online videos or streamed interviews in which he was involved are clear demonstrations of his malice, not only at the time of the offending video, but continuing up to and during the trial…"

A comment I found on perfectpacman.com also mentions Paragraph (506), which says "Mr Jobst did not plead any facts or explanation for his denial of Mr Mitchell's allegation that he had not made any, or any proper, pre-publication enquiry as to the true position" and Paragraph (507) which mentions that "[Karl Jobst] had no reasonable basis for the assertions he made in the offending words. He was, indeed, recklessly indifferent to whether or not those assertions were true.". In other words, Karl's lawyers and even Karl himself are the only one to blame for this result!

It seems like Karl somewhat misrepresented what the case was about? From the statement it seems to have been about responsibility on Apollo Legend's death and not about cheating.

But holy frick slam dunk W for Billy Mitchell. $AUS390,000 in damages

Actively making videos about an ongoing lawsuit is not recommended…you shouldn't even talk about them let alone do the former. Doesn't matter what country you are in

Especially a defamation lawsuit

I mean, claiming someone drove another person to suicide is a big fricking deal, even if I believe Mitchell is a scumbag

You're going to have a very hard time winning a suit like that. Especially in a country with more lax defamation laws, like Australia.

Now...wasn't he raising money for his legal defense from viewers? Or am I confusing him with someone else? But if that's the case I'd be curious how people who donated for this "slam dunk" chance to put Billy in his place feel about the facts of the case seemingly being misrepresented by Karl for a long time.

Laid-off U.S. Department of Education staff leave amid emotional 'Clap-Out' in Cleveland

Holy fricking cringe

The Amazon box Hot Wheels has is just

How fast is this mantoddler getting sued by Nintendo?

Imagine spending this much effort and money on a fricking fanfic, let alone one thats a love ode to a company that will probably sue and destroy you for much less than this just because they can. They don't care your a fan and "love" their IP, just buy our official product and shut up ladygarden.

Also check out the team of "developers" he hired to make this pile of shit. Notice anything?

b-word if you like chink communist party so much, move there and enjoy the fruits of their semiconductors. eat tiktok, drink drone, speak mandarine. atleast i wont have to see you anymore on the linked internet

shut up and move

“A woman’s love language is not having to ask.” - Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8wGnoiseFN

— CandiceHorbacz (@CandiceHorbacz) March 31, 2025

Even in her own video telling her side of the story she admits that her husband cooks dinner (or at the very least does half the work), packs the kids for school and drives them, but she can't take it anymore because he asks her what she wants for dinner and what he needs to make sure the kids bring with them.

Listen to her language and look at her mannerisms. He married a career HR woman. Or a therapist. What a nightmare.

Her husband literally climbs utility poles to fix fricking transformers. Meanwhile she works at home. Doing what, you ask? Yeah. This is the job she complains about being late to because her husband occasionally forgets to take out the garbage on his way to POTENTIAL ELECTROCUTION https://t.co/3s1Fn15sG7 pic.twitter.com/bnCG7rObuO

— Tony (@PrimitivPatriot) April 1, 2025

No wait actually she's a fricking work-at-home marriage counselor redditfying women's brains and ruining husband's lives one Zoom call at a time.

Imagine driving your kids to daycare so your STAY AT HOME WIFE has more free time to shit on you in front of a national audience. How?!!?

What the frick does this b-word do

Black queen reminding me that, actually yes, we need to treat women better.

It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting. https://t.co/caLdT5XoeN

— Vanilla (@makees_A) April 1, 2025

Biden believed that and became the most unpopular dem president.

Obama and Clinton didn’t and won reelection.

Be as delulu as you want, but Dems are not going to try to win progressives again in a long while. https://t.co/luCmUzjuif

— Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥🌴 (@queerBengali) January 25, 2025