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All chain restaurants used to be good, else they never would have chained out. These places descended into mediocrity 30 years ago but refuse to die. Chili's used to actually cook food but now everything is just microwaved. People are just eating the memory.
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I didn't know u were a poet bb
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It's crazy how much more actual cooking was done. In the 80s KFC used to get entire chickens and they'd split them up at the store.
Olive Garden is the best chain because their menu is optimized to be low work while being the right mix of premade and cooked on site. It's actually a genius system they have imo
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That's not what I heard from a co-worker when I was a wagie. he said it was majority microwaved.
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Weird. Maybe it's regional? I have literally been in their kitchen this week and watched them make sauces and soups. They had fryers, skillets, griddles, broilers and only 2 microwaves
Their stuffed pastas are all frozen and their chicken is prefried frozen, just gets dumped in a fryer after
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Hm, very possible. He was adamant that is was peak goyslop microwave food.
The Texas Roadhouse near it has very good food
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The supply chain for goyslop is vastly different between USA and Canada. Taco bell tanked here because I think they couldnt use TVP in their meat and it fricked up the margins.
So it's super possible everything in Olive Garden USA is microwaved
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Ohhh yeah I forgot you're a leaf.
Yeah, that's very likely the case.
This is my fav goyslop place to get food over here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat'n_Park
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Do you wanna get a milkshake with me
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It's so American. The midcentury design accents, the name...it's perfect
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it bangs, they have a great salad bar.
Going up in price like everything but you can still eek out a deal with coupons
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Is that shitty meat filler so the can sell you 10 tacos for a dollar?
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Textured Vegetable Protein
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There's Olive Gardens in Canada?
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Yeah, they're great
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They vary regionally so much. There was one Outback I had been a couple times that could make a killer NY Strip, and others where it was dog shit.
You can usually get some ribs that are enjoyable enough unless youve been to Missouri, after that you can never eat ribs anywhere else.
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My parents used to take us to chilis for a special occasions and it legit felt like the peak of dining. I don't know if my taste got better of chilis got worse but darn those fajitas were a treat.
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Cheesecake Factory is actually surprisingly good. I went there for the first time a couple months ago and got the tuscan chicken and was really pleasantly surprised, especially given the size of the menu. The cheesecake is pretty good, too.
Only problem is that it seems to draw black people like moths to a flame. No clue why, but it was amusing seeing four separate groups freak out when they were told it would be a 40 minute wait because they were too r-slurred to make a reservation, while the white groups who had made reservations were seated immediately.
It reminded me of this
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why are you obsessed
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The problem is that if you live in a city you have better options with comparable pricing, and if you live in a rural area you have local options with lower pricing or nothing at all. These restaurants really call to the suburban crowd whose only real option are chains.
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People's minds get blown when you can find a fantastic local restaurant where you can eat something great for under 20
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Jokes on that anon, my family still uses the local Buffalo Wild Wings just across the neighborhood as our go-to dining spot after all these years!
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BWW slaps
Also Olive Garden fricking rules and only joyless hipsters think otherwise. Reasonably priced wine, generous portion sizes and nothing is edgy or fusion or thought up by some tattooed recidivist who jerks off to Bourdain
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it doesn't even matter if your entre is great. The bread and salad are always good and the wine isn't expensive
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I've never once been disappointed with their pasta. It's pasta with cheese, hits just the same every time.
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Olive garden is fine if you get the big entrees stuff like soups and sides are microwaved lol its also very overpriced if you have other pasta places in the area.
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The soups are made in a gigantic pot and then nuked before serving.
They are actually much less egregious violators wrt to microwaving everything than red lobster. Red lobster's line has like 10 microwaves
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I eat a lot of leftovers but I pretty much refuse to microwave seafood, those poor cooks
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They're more like microwave operators
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One time I got a steak from Olive Garden for some reason and it tasted like a hotdog :(
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I feel like ordering steak from Olive Garden would be like getting shrimp from burger king.
back when I was in the office, their soup salad and breadsticks were my one of my biweekly eat out treats though
I could drink the zuppa toscana
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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I also ordered shrimp from a questionable diner once
It smelled like they had left the bag out to defrost for hours
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It's because they did
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I told them to take it off my bill
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yeah, i learned to never order salmon burgers from random burger places ever unless they're well known for fresh seafood
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Have eaten myself sick on this
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I make it every so often and end up just destroying the whole pot for breakfast lunch and dinner in like 3 days of nonstop soup. It's the perfect soup and the recipe is burned in my brain forever
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Same. When I have it I just cannot stop eating it
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It is the last place I would ever order a steak
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"How bad could it be," thought the simpleton
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I absolutely do not understand why you would go to a pasta place that doesn't make the pasta in house. Italian food is great but it is way easier and lower effort than other national cuisine. If the restaurant isn't even going to put in the effort to do the one time consuming part of the food, why should I pay them a premium?
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Just do it yourself you lazy c*nt
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Buffalos is actually good eatin' for chuds because they fry everything in tallow instead of seed oils
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How did you find that out bb?
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From a food thread on chud website that I then googled. It also makes sense because I get terrible abdominal cramps every time I eat there. My soy body can't handle it and immediately rejects it.
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There's a chud restaurant website? Link me pls
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That's why McDonald's fries used to be so good. But then vegetarians complained that they couldn't eat them. Now they're probably cooked in seed oils and taste like shit.
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The worst restaurant experience I ever had was from a waitress at a BWW in Cleveland.
She didn't take our drink order for 20 minutes, took another 20 to get our beers and then didn't come back for food.
The person who grabbed our groups bill said she changed her tip to $20 or something too - absolutely insane
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Why is this pooping on !zoomers lol
Complaining about boomers eating at Applebee's or Olive Garden was peak millennial reddit.
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Shh, the old people want to shake their fists at a cloud. Why deprive them of that?
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Boomers when they realize you can hang out places other then overpriced microwave food dispensers where you a premium to larp as upper class eating at a fine dining establishment.
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I like when people think Red Lobster is fancy
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Its all larp mostly for suburbancels who dont realize the actually good places are probably some shitty hole in the wall with cheap food
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You can't seriously tell me that hanging out at a friends is better than booze cruisin your v8 station wagon with crushed velvet upholstery and wood paneling to the chain restaurants where you can buy a 3 course meal and a pitcher for basically pocket change
They had it so good
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I'm sorry but none of those places are fine dining or even good enough to help you larp as upper class.
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Im not saying its fine dining im saying lower middle class ppl think it is lol
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but muh social anxiety and muh adhd
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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My teacher used he/him to refer to a masc-presenting AMAB non-binary student (they/them) and I needed to take a mental wellness day but the teacher wouldn't reschedule our final exams so my moms had him arrested for hate crimes.
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I'm glad you came to this safe space to share that beautiful story of secular justice
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What are the libertarian road riots?
Rest of post is 10/10 tho
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Occupy Wall Street.
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OIC, ty bb
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BLM
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tbh you can't really beat texas roadhouse's steak kids meal. $11 for a 6 oz sirloin and a potato with two rolls
Back when I used to manage a restaurant, one of my workers would come by after closing and trade bags of red lobster biscuits from his second job for leftover food after shift. You can't say those aren't absolutely delicious calorie bombs.
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Americans try not to simp for corporations challenge
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I was disappointed going to Red Robin the other day. It was the same price as the "bougie" burger place, they didn't even give us many goyslop fries (best part).
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The best burgs are always from run down mom & pop places. If they have a broken arcade machine from the mid 90s you know it's gonna be good eatin
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My mom used to take me to Applebee's and I always wondered why nothing tasted like apples :c
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