They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.

You ever type "curse" into Etsy?

Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common

Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"

🌟 DISCLAIMER 🌟

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):

Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.

I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.

In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as “spell kits” which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.

This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare

why are there so many

when you search "blessing" instead of curse

There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).

and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases

The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.

...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.

Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.

This is listed under the tag "blessing"

"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"

"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."

wtf

Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)

"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/bubba-pollock-britt-leroux-online-harassment-windsor-london-1.7204881

An innocent man took a selfie and is now being charged under the Trudeau Regime

!leafs things have hit a new low

It's been almost a year since the crime occurred, but Britt Leroux of Windsor says she's still haunted by the selfie photo that Bubba Pollock took and posted while in the hospital room of her terminally ill father.

Pollock had clashed with Leroux — a Pride activist — on Facebook over a drag event and 2SLGBTQ+ issues.

!g*mers

Endless Legend is free to keep on Steam, claim it if you don't own it already!

Semi-technical read. Looks like these guys made the critical mistake of planning how to launder in a shared hosted document.

The supernatural power of brothers to manipulate crypto is mystical and almost biblical in nature.

also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave

Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.

This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.

Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)

Noticeable benefits

-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)… pic.twitter.com/8CmXWyH7Gm

— GALLAGHER 🇨🇦 (@SILVERnBOLD) May 15, 2024

God I wish this was real.

!druggies do you dare to take the challenge?

This is a very unusual and fascinating thing. I understand that blood relationships can be difficult at times, but what, I ask, is what drives this one particular club to go out of their way to do this? Is it some kind of guilt-motivated signal? Or maybe it's supposed to…reflect their fan demographics?

Idk maybe I'm looking into this too much, but dang, these Brits really got my noggin in good use

!nooticers !football

If hypothetically you've been dating a girl for like a year and she's still talking about geminis can you finally tell her that it's not a real thing