!historychads

Battle of Thermopylae was cool and all, but that's like their only point of relevance

!Karaboga come and witness the first of our aquatic brethren

Mutton, an Indigenous woolly dog, died in 1859 − new analysis confirms precolonial lineage of this extinct breed, once kept for their wool.

• Indigenous Coast Salish women traditionally wove blankets using woolly dogs' fur, a breed specifically bred for their fleece, which declined in the 19th century due to colonialism and repressive government policies.

• Mutton, the last confirmed woolly dog specimen, lived in the 19th century and his DNA analysis revealed a long history of selective breeding and isolation from other dog lineages, with evidence of European settler-introduced genes.

• The study of Mutton's genetic sequencing and reconstruction of his appearance sheds light on the importance of preserving Indigenous traditions, with hopes of reviving the woolly dog breed through selective breeding and care in the future.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2263518/I-left-love-life-I-thought-I-better-Now-Im-childless-42.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_federal_political_sex_scandals_in_the_United_States#Grover_Cleveland

He also killed two people

Actor Oliver Reed died during the production of ‘Gladiator.' He consumed 3 bottles of Captain Morgan's Jamaica rum, 8 bottles of German beer, numerous cognacs after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest. He then defeated several sailors in arm-wrestling before collapsing.

Most young people haven't seen it, but everyone should watch the Enron documentary, "The Smartest Guys In The Room," and read the book.

He impregnated a stripper while married, got divorced, cashed out near the peak, and left Enron before the implosion that he was largely-responsible for creating.

Because his stock-sale was divorce court-ordered, he couldn't be accused of insider trading, and got to keep most of his ill-gotten gains.

He left Enron with $250 million, married the stripper, bought a Gulfstream, and a 77,000-acre ranch (with a 14,000 ft mountain he re-named Mount Pai), making him (at the time) the second-largest landowner in Colorado.

Someone mentioned Howard Zinn! Reeeeeeeeeeeee