The trick is, the movement of whirly pieces at the end of the wire breaks their brains and causes all their cat math neurons to misfire when it springs back after releasing.

https://tiktok.com/@charlottemorabito/video/7373858865386900779

hint: the jurnoid ends up telling everyone at the ER how to do their job

then, she video responds to a commenter explaining why she got BTFO'd after not having an emergency at the ER:

she's literally describing non-cardiac GERD chest pain and had anything cardiac ruled out

the jurnoid seethes in response to this comment and does a video response soying out because of this commenters audacity

highlights:

I am in a job where to describe your job frequently means to defend it so i have a lot of sympathy for doctors in that regard

lay people are asked to do their own medicine in this country, ex. "we need informed consent to do this procedure, so you need to understand exactly what you are signing up for"

if you just wanted to be a geek and do science all day, you should have become a researcher

Those doctors, they did not take my pain seriously. How dare you defend that! How dare you!!

Remember, these are the people writing the "facts" in our news

EDIT: a few more funnies:

(OP) JDBizzo decided to dm and tell me I'm in pain because I'm obese 😂 y'all it's almost satire

There is a distinct difference between acid reflux issues (or having a pill lodged in your throat which happened to me), And heart issues. Like you can tell the difference. It's so demoralizing when people try to tell you that you are wrong

(OP) Yeah they heard I went to the Cheesecake Factory the lunch the day before and they didn't want to think outside the box I guess

Verdict is in:

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can

!dramatards call out thread!

Republicans released documents today they claim show Hunter Biden lied to Congress, including about not helping anyone get a US visa.

Republicans cited an email in which a biz associate said Hunter would help with a visa.

But! It was a Mexican visa. https://t.co/RKtYB9RwA4

— Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 (@ArthurDelaneyHP) May 23, 2024

I'm really proud of this one. You can view the rest of the shoot here: https://www.bradgillette.net/summerwood

Ah, a show to never watch. pic.twitter.com/NLW1T1Gqhs

— Allison Pregler 📼🍿💅🏻💫 (@AllisonPregler) May 27, 2024

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nostalgia-critic-doug-walker-rob-walker-mike-michaud-mike-ellis-holly-christine-brown-et-al.40469/page-869#post-18466404

https://twitter.com/ranmasaotome96/status/1795228648917569764

https://twitter.com/wendigoon8/status/1795301790696837202

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18466255

!chuds

Yamada Kurumi, a client, works at a brothel to earn enough money to visit the clubs, which she does about once a week. She had boyfriends in the past but finds hosts more exciting. She is unsure whether to seek an office job after graduating from college or to carry on with s*x work, which pays better. “A lot of people start losing touch with friends once they get addicted to host clubs,” says Ms Yamada. “My host is already part of my everyday life…If I get a normal job, I probably won't be able to see him any more. That scares me.”