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Shoot a chud in the face with your Joe Biden Approved .44, drag the body thru a ditch and shit on the face, lop off the head, filet the meat and take off the juicy loins. season with salt pepper etc, as desired, put on grill for 7-10 minutes, flip, 5-7 more minutes. serve with a side of rice & greens, tastes like pork, yum yum.
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she's a little bit out of his league tbh she could do a lot better
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My cat won't stop drinking from the potty, no matter what I do.
I previously got her this water fountain:
I got her that one like 2 or 3 months ago. I never saw her drink from it but I figured, maybe she's just drinking when I'm not around or I just haven't seen her yet. Today I discovered the stupid fricking r-slur pea brain drinking potty water again, which means she probably never fricking stopped.
I've now gone to amazon and bought her a twice as expensive water fountain (pic related) and will now keep the bathroom door shut at all times, in hopes that she stops doing that.
I hate her so much, why is she so fricking r-slurred, smh.
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You'll cowards don't even kidnap people and lock them in some sort of dungeon for years
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β Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForSOS) May 13, 2024
Can't even say !
The sneed just goes on and onβ¦
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UPDATE: my niece goes to school in Texas. This is a middle school and the teacherβs subject is Math. For some reason she had the kids watching Hidden Figures. Upon explaining hiring practices in the past this teacher told a classroom full of children that βwe didnβt like to hireβ¦
— dominicanne hathaway (@hennytwote) May 16, 2024
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Average Person:
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 16, 2024
"They are not trying to track and limit meat consumption, that's never going to happen"
NYC Mayor:
"Thanks to our corporate partners like American Express for helping NYC to track and limit meat consumption"
π¨π¨π¨ pic.twitter.com/y1wPkpacjm
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They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.
You ever type "curse" into Etsy?
Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common
Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"
π DISCLAIMER π
LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):
Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.
I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.
In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as βspell kitsβ which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.
This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare
why are there so many
when you search "blessing" instead of curse
There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).
and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases
The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.
...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.
Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.
This is listed under the tag "blessing"
"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"
"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."
Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)
"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10