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Marsey :marseynecoarc: attacks Luigi

A Japanese :marseymononoke: streamer :marseyetika: bought that pretty :marseybravo: neat AR Mario :marseynintendo: Kart to mess with her cats. I jumped ahead :marseyviewerstare: to the part where :marseydrama: the orange :marseyspelunky: and white :marseyalbino: cat attacks it. And as always... enjoy.

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Star Citizen has officially raised over $600,000,000! :marseyparty::celebrate::slimeparty:

I'm not copy pasting drama in the comments find it yourself you lazy c*nt.

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A gift for tekken community mods

:#marseykey: 'd or :#marseyfrylock: 'd

If you need context, /r/kappachino is some ban evasion subreddit filled with mongoloids obsessed with fighting games after the original owner locked the old one (r/kappa) for some reason.

Some posters on there have been having a back and forth with /r/tekken after /r/tekken bitched about how the women in the game don't look ugly and old (like the new Chun Li looking like an uncanny valley freak in SF6)

Discuss g*merz

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I also dont want to upgrade anytime soon so I plan to get something with an i9 cpu

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:marseyplugged:
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I downloaded Baldur's gate 1 and 2

You :marseyboomer: are always talking about how good these games are. I guess I'll see if it's all nostalgia or not. If I've played the Owlcat pathfinder games the DnD mechanics are basically the same right?

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:marseypigcry: Average Britbong :marseypigcry:

!britbongs throw yourself into the Thames you godless piglets!

Stronghold crusader was a good game though :marseyboomer:

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Saints Row (2022) developers got free DoorDash :marseylaugh:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230407005808/https://www.volitiongames.com/careers

The devs who turned dildo bat gangsters into redditors complaining about late-stage capitalism and bankrupted their studio were getting free meal deliveries and board games. Truly the oppressed proletariat :marseymarx:

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Ragnarok sucks

Played for an hour and a half, did 1 cinematic escape scene, 1 mission with a boss fight, then another "boss" fight where shit doesn't even matter. This is giving me serious "the last of us vibes" so far. Barely any combat, 5 minute cutscenes every 5 minutes of play, Kratos is now straggier than he's ever been...

Sonysisters, I don't feel so good.

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Life by You has been delayed until March 5, 2024. And that's just the Early Access version. :goblinitsover:
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Reported by:
  • JohnnyBOO : Weird way to say saints row gats outta heck
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Sleeping Dogs is still the best GTA game that wasn't a GTA game
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The deets:

Europe

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – €549.99

PS5 Digital Edition – €449.99

UK

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – Β£479.99

PS5 Digital Edition – Β£389.99

Japan (effective Sept. 15, 2022)

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – Β₯60,478 yen (including tax)

PS5 Digital Edition – Β₯49,478 yen (including tax)

China

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – Β₯4,299 yuan

PS5 Digital Edition – Β₯3,499 yuan

Australia

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – AUD $799.95

PS5 Digital Edition – AUD $649.95

Mexico

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – MXN $14,999

PS5 Digital Edition – MXN $12,499

Canada

PS5 with Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive – CAD $649.99

PS5 Digital Edition – CAD $519.99

Now let's see how reddit is taking it!

/r/games thread: honestly nothing too interesting, just sblot of seething "Oh, I guess someone needs new shoes," or "No guys, xbox is going to raise in price too."

/r/playstation thread: Least commented thread, but "I was always a playstation-boy" is such a weird line.

/r/ps5 thread: Easily the largest thread. Cries of 'xd socialism xd' and people who are actually mad fill the thread. Of course there's a little rubbing the salt in the wound from Xbox fans, even the bing bing wahoo fans make an appearance. Just remember this is "absolutely disgusting behavior."

Keep in mind, this is a recent development and will almost certainly be blowing up even more in the next few hours, so I'm sure more threads will pop up and people find out.

Even ResetEra is seething, and dont forget to check the comments on the Playstation blog link above.

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Explaining Competitive Pokemon's Greatest Ragequit of All Time

Some nice PokΓ©mon drama :marseywholesome:

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Greytide :marseygreytide: vs. Greentext :marseyaward:

!ss13

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