Saints Row (2022) developers got free DoorDash :marseylaugh:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230407005808/https://www.volitiongames.com/careers

The devs who turned dildo bat gangsters into redditors complaining about late-stage capitalism and bankrupted their studio were getting free meal deliveries and board games. Truly the oppressed proletariat :marseymarx:

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>paid subscriptions to :marseyairquotes: wellness :marseyairquotes: apps

>gift boxes (dog slop, cat slop, I hecking love science!1 slop, teastrag slop, candle slop, fricking candles again, I have diabetes slop, DOOD craft beer LMAO, coffee slop)

>Hello Goy boxes

>competitive games allowance :marseyxd:

WTF is that last one?

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Games from their competitors (so they can study what a competent game looks like.)

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Maybe they should have tried studying Saints Row games. I guess that might have traumatized them though.

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https://www.blueboard.com

Wtf is this ghoulish shit?

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gacha money

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Why do companies give out all these random benefits? I work for a trash euro corporation and they have few benefits in the US but I still wish they had none and just paid me my portion of what they are spending on it.

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Because many urbanites (women) pick places with benefits over places with higher wages.

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Man it's so trash tho. Like fitness credits that can pay for like 1week of gym membership a month through their system.

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The ultimate luxury is time. I can pay for my own gym membership. But give me the time and stability to go regularly and I'll turn down raises for that shit.

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I assume there's some shady accounting that lets them write it off on taxes or something

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You just write it off as employee benefits. It's not even shady, it's just an openly known tax evasion. It makes them more desirable to work at and you pretty much nothing.

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Work as a 1099 contractor and it can be just straight up pay without withholdings and benefits.

You'll have to do your own quarterly taxes tho.

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They don't pay taxes on them.

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They didnt get free doordash they got free door dash plush. The thing which takes off like 3$ from your order on select resteraunts

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WOWEE-ZOWEE!

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Wait that game actually came out, b-word? And it was fricking just as bad as people expected, b-word? I didn't watch the fricking trailers or anything i just read some rdrama comments. That sucks, saints row 2 was fricking kino and 3 and 4 were fricking still decent

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Nope, it's even worse than you can imagine

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Jesus Christ it's unwatchable. White women who fantasize about hanging out with a black twink wearing a bowtie are the most nauseating people on Earth.

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I made it to the fricking student loans line before i bailed

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Jesus the dialogue is bad enough but that voice acting is abysmal

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When I hear zoomers talk it makes me want to vomit. They should be gagged and raise their hand if they want to ask permission to speak.

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I tried watching it. I really couldn't finish. Literally every unironic leftism and queer (I repeat myself) quips and one liners. Needing exposition about moralizing robbing a pay day place (but say nothing when the player clips a pedestrian.)

And this idea that everyone lives in this apartment in relative harmony when it's far from reality I've heard from queers myself. There is always a selfish roommate, always dishes not done, and someone never paying their half of rent.

And of course no insults about body or mental state or anything, can't have any ism violations.

What a legitimately cringe and boring game. Frick.

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It was bad enough that they were giving it away on the Epic Games Store just after Christmas. I might try it just to see how bad it is.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Watch the fricking video posted beneath me. It's literally reddit the fricking videogame

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I've seen some of the cutscenes. I know what they are. I want to see if the gameplay is as bad as people were saying


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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check out 11:54 - 12:58 for some EPIC gameplay lmao :marseyxd:

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Free DoorDash and one box of pre-prepped food to cook a month from HelloFresh.

Probably more cooking than the devs would do otherwise.

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Kinda wish my employer sent me free Hello Fresh slop boxes tbh

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Its funny how the dorks whining about capitalism were benefitting from it the most (until it came time to make a good game)

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January 6th, 2021 That date will forever go down as the most despicable moment in American history. The events of that date proved to us that our democracy is no democracy at all with rioters being able to run amok as they please. The date 1/6 will be uttered in the same breath as 9/11, and it is, in many ways, much more significant than 9/11. The biggest threat to American sovereignty is not China. It is not North Korea. It is not Russia. It is not the Taliban. It is Trump-supporting Republicans. Anyone who attempts to sympathize with these monsters is no ally of ours. These monsters are directly responsible for thousands (possibly even millions) of visits to therapists and psychiatrists. And always remember, if you see an insurrectionist or domestic terrorist, it is your duty as a responsible citizen to report them to the FBI

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