!dramatards !oldstrags

Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40417828

Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/duplicates/1cwlp9n/microsoft_announces_an_armpowered_surface_laptop/

Some benchmarks here, doesn't look bad but nothing ground breaking either

https://signal65.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/NewSurfaceLaptop2024_Signal65LabInsights.pdf

With how long the Snapdragon Elite took to roll out, I'm expecting nothing but disappointment in the real world

👩: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.

(unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!

👩: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.

: thank you!

👩: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. 😉

: haha, ok!

Most Based Comments

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This is how stupid people have become. (-7)

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That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)

How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)

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So, anything with black in the title is automatically considered a minority owned business? Edgar Black Sr. Started Black's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in 1931 or 1932. It's a family owned business that kinda started out of a cattle farm. (-11)

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😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀this has me crying how many of yall think this post is real. (11)

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You racist moron. It's a family name who's been supporting the Austin community for decades. Yet here you are disgusted that a restaurant is owned by white people. Yet the saying goes back people can't be racist 🙄 absolutely disgusting human being you are. Frick you (-9)

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They should be forced to change the name of the store, I would try suing on grounds of false advertisement to push them in that direction.Once you win thr lawsuit, we need to shame them into changing their last name too. No room for names that propagate racism like that in this day and age. I'm disgusted (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Theunbannable242

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Number of comments: 5

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!football

This guy totally owned him by calling him a disgusting person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/4eDGYZsfv5

This guy signed him up for furry newsletters:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/3YR36p7Z1M

This guy sent him bussy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/K9mpyHLzPQ

This guy posted hog (with warts):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/7Mk2Urdf7D

Are landlords even people?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/d7PVwOY8Jy

I bought a mobile home for my mother to live in and she died a few months later. I've been trying to sell it ever since and have had sooo many people tell me that I should just rent it out, which I technically can't do because it's supposed to be owner or close family occupied, but even if I could, I just don't think I'd want to ever be a landlord, partly because it's too much trouble and partly because I'd have to make a choice between either squeezing someone for all I can, which I have an ethical problem with, or charging them well below market rent, which just seems irrational. Better to sell the darn thing and not have to worry about it anymore.

Sound financial choice bro!

I texted the number and told him he should be ashamed of himself, and he called me a few mins later. I didn't answer because I'm a b-word but it confirmed there was someone on the other end receiving things.

This unfortunately was removed by Reddit, appears to be a super sweet burn with cat facts though:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/xCViS02POJ

This guy made a hilarious Google review as Reginald P Moneybags and wants upvotes!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/lxUJBfKSY4

This guy said frick you to him! So brave!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/qpaGyyRmzf

This guy is in debt (lol) but no fear, now the landchad will get those calls so this guy will totally not have to pay!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Eb5kqalMis

This guy is extra evil:

Sent him a really disrespectful text. Don't feel bad about it he deserved it. I can't stand these types of people. Hope you find a good place soon OP

Literally no one who isn't brain dead says this:

Remember, there are people out the we that will insist that renting is 100% better than buying...

At least there's one person supporting landlord rights:

Tip him

!metashit !nooticers

A message from Studio Head Dom Matthews ahead of our launch tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/IH98qP9evv

— Ninja Theory (@NinjaTheory) May 20, 2024

Note that they're hiding all the comments pointing this out

Will you be playing hellblade 2?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/s/FEtKt2K88N

https://twitter.com/thinkmickey/status/1792542257876246901

https://twitter.com/ScottGustin/status/1792512476849795352

Most haven't gone through the process yet at Disneyland cuz of the time difference but here's previous discussions

https://www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland/s/6k75mFZzCc

https://www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland/s/ssOqBNUYTQ

TLDR: Disney's old DAS (DISABILITY ACESS SERVICE) pass was abused to heck once the parks reopened during the pandemic and became even worse once Disney took away free fast passes and introduced genie+ and lightning lane. People would make up excuses like ibs and anxiety so they didn't have to wait in long lines. Now Disney says it's only for developmental disabilities like autism

here's the tweet where all he says is "her", referencing the movie "Her" where Scarlett Johansson does the voice for an AI that th main character falls on love with. The fact that he tweeted this just a couple days before the reveal of Sky, and the fact that the voice is basically just Scarlett's voice, means some easy cash for Clon Jost's wife

!moidmoment

If you don't know how to give more weight to your argument just hit them with the "I'm neurodivergent and one of my neurodivergent traits is that my opinions are more virtuous than yours" card

!g*mers

!g*mers !schizos

🇺🇸MICROPLASTICS FOUND IN HUMAN TESTICLES

Researchers found microplastics in all 23 human testicles and 47 dog testicles tested.

Human testicles had 330 micrograms of plastic per gram of tissue, almost three times higher than dogs. Polyethylene and PVC were the most common… pic.twitter.com/uv4BLboy0b

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 21, 2024

THEY ARE TURNING the frogs YOU GAY