And thus another leaf was born

Second best tally in records if polls are correct

Yeah bro he totally forgot

!bharatiya they legit got close to 400

Imagine having to explain this to someone without the video. pic.twitter.com/WEG5KALNyJ

— Eurasian Shark (@eurasian_shark) May 31, 2024

NCP leaders tore off the poster of BR Ambedkar when they were protesting against the Manusmriti in Maharashtra. They were collected to tear the copies of Manusmriti but accidentally all tore the poster of Baba Saheb. A complaint has been given against the NCP leader Jitendra… pic.twitter.com/QnnNdvlcJb

— Shubham Sharma (@Shubham_fd) May 31, 2024

Manu had his revenge finally

I hope our sexy Indian dude drama-friends are doing fine considering the current heat wave you guys are going through. But it's possible the 52 C recorded could be due to a faulty sensor.

https://theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/29/delhi-temperature-hits-499c-as-indias-capital-records-hottest-day

Anyway, here are the people at /r/climatechange discussing the incoming collapse and total extinction of the sub-continent and eventually the whole world.

Someone calculated how long until a single heat wave kills a million people in India. It was surprisingly close like 1 decade away. India will be unlivable as a country soon due to heat waves and there will be billions of people fleeing the country. Unbearable is an understatement.

I can't imagine how they are coping. I live in Florida and my air broke over the weekend. It reached into the 90s inside of the house and it was miserable. I couldn't think straight and all I wanted was to just lay down under a fan all day not moving. My pets could not sleep at night it was so hot and humid. I think about all of these poor animals that will die this horrible death so one species's greed

Floridan dramatards, thoughts? I only went to Florida during winter, mild winter close to that of where I live.

I'm surprised India wouldn't be going all-in on renewable technologies/energy if they're starting to see temps above 125F. What is life going to look like in 2040? Millions dying from heat? I hope not

Yes. Exactly. People have modeled it and this is the future.

So, revolution when?

Climate change?

Some people are not having it

Turns out that the temperature reading we're talking about was anectodal, cherrypicked, false, and not even taken in Delhi:

https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/record-breaking-delhi-temperature-could-have-been-due-to-a-faulty-instrument/article68233451.ece

Today in Delhi top temp is around 46 C, which sounds crazy hot to us westerners, but it's totally normal for the hottest days of the year in that part of India, and is expected to drop in the next days.

!ifrickinglovescience

!ifrickinglovescience !physics

And here's more doom!

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1d4le6a/cleaner_ship_emissions_may_warm_the_planet_far/?sort=controversial

Ok. Let's assume emissions were immediately zero, right? The cleaner air will accelerate the speed of global warming. The rate has doubled since 2010 due to low sulfur bunker C ship fuel regulations.

Taking this example further… James Hansen and the team at Columbia University estimate that the current atmospheric composition would result in earth being 8 - 10 degrees CELSIUS warmer than today. It will take roughly 10,000 years of warming for temperature to equalize. It's an exponential function so the last 1000 years the temperature wouldn't change nearly as fast.

We are F-U-C-K-E-D.

What? Where did he pull that 10 C warming?

Viral | 2 bedroom hall kitchen flat in Worli, Mumbai squeezed in just 330 square feet. pic.twitter.com/JotcC9FzV0

— MUMBAI NEWS (@Mumbaikhabar9) May 28, 2024

what has caste got to do with climate change?
absolutely nothing..! pic.twitter.com/UyWWWdS6CZ

— Suryakant Waghmore (@Suryakant_Waghm) May 30, 2024

>Me running my AC at full blast to kill more deletes in the heatwave

"What keeps you awake at night?"

"That there is a fair chance that Pakistan and China will have the same population size by 2100"

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 30, 2024

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

Watched this clip multiple times. Not sure why people keep saying that “India won”, when Chinese soldiers were clearly able to encroach across the line into the Indian side of the court. https://t.co/0qWkCwutVc

— Mihir (@elmihiro) May 29, 2024

mom HATES when I say this everytime she shows me some arranged marriage proposal. like look at the damn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? fuck you bro https://t.co/tESIv9leKO

— Frances of the Filth (@jenesequack) May 28, 2024

like look at the darn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? frick you bro

Kill North Hindians. Disgusting prole culture.

Don't let 1/10 girls think they're 4s it gets to their head

Enjoy this account of UP government making life miserable for a French documentary maker trying to fish in troubled watershttps://t.co/EWKHiX0V6R

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 28, 2024

!bharatiya the mayos are making bhajipao look based again

They gave the mayo the 100% indigenous treatment.

Smh they aren't sending their best folx

Gareeb Jeetas are now renting themselves.

Pl give me money so I can hire her as my gf😇 pic.twitter.com/6P3tsEKDIZ

— Jeetas posting their L”s (rAnsom eRa) (@yeazlas) May 28, 2024

Why's the b-word so ugly tho

Who'd even want to show that off.

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can

Atleast one Chinese made Type-59G tank procured by Bangladesh was destroyed while firing ammunition manufactured in Pakistan.
Bangladeshis are blaming Chinese who in turn are blaming Pakistanis. pic.twitter.com/g264XnIQLa

— Jaidev Jamwal (@JaidevJamwal) May 28, 2024

All time Favourite Clip🤣💀
pic.twitter.com/PyuERNpcq2

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) May 27, 2024