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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan39 he/him Tc:$30,000  11hr ago (twitter.com) 502 thread views #274677
:marseysaluteusa: Random Oracle Software Engineer living in San Matteo leads US Cricket (gay Baseball) Team to Victory over Pakistan :marseysaluteusa:

Last week there was some beef between baseball twitter and cricket twitter over which was harder. As can be expected a bunch of smelly non-Americans sar'd to the defense of cricket and tried to explain why bopping a ball with a cute little whacker is harder than playing America's great pastime.

E.g.,

Then, hilariously, a super ragtag American team (mostly :marseypajeet: immigrants as far as I can tell) smoked Pakistan, which I'm assuming has a good team based on my own racial assumptions.

https://twitter.com/bengrossbg/status/1798806167184949262

“Cricket is harder than baseball”

Like six people total in this entire country know how to play cricket and they just beat Pakistan.

Baseballchuds all over twitter being smug, but they probably don't realize all the USA players are immigrants or children of immigrants.

https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1798822486987157587

In conclusion, another case where immigration makes our country great. We should unironically have open borders so we can drain talent from other countries and dunk on them. Sports. Culture. Science. Business. Education. Cute Asian women.

I fricking love America. Look at all these patriots: ::marseysaluteusa: :marseypajeet: :marseychingchong: :marseyblack: :marseywhite: :marseygeisha: :marseymutt:

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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan33 seed/feed Hardcore womanophile (come get me CIA)  11hr ago (twitter.com) 384 thread views #274672
The NFL's wisest decision makers have made another series of great decisions involving the color green and Brazil

Brazilians be like https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177074643583126.webp

Brazilians then also be like multiple mass shootings over a single sports game

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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan34 face/off  12hr ago (twitter.com) 1,350 thread views #274660 spent 585 currency on pings
PAKISTAN LOST TO THE USA IN THE CRICKET WORLD CUP :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049705935414.webp

The absolute state :marseyemojirofl: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyxd: :marseylaugh: :marseydicklet: :marseyrofl: :marseygiggle: :marseydarkxd: :taylaugh: :mjlol: :marseylaughwith: :marseygossipsmug: :marseykekw: :marseylaughbothsides: :marseyghostlaugh: :marseygossiplaugh: :marseymonstercocklaugh: :marseylaugh2: :marseylulz:

!bharatiya !burgers get in here!

https://twitter.com/SidraaKanwal/status/1798807557139816534

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049711244075.webp

https://twitter.com/CricBellz/status/1798806515328975094

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717704971279048.webp

https://twitter.com/TheCaptainHalal/status/1798806839695757674

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049714042165.webp

https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1798761069835637224

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049715419657.webp

https://twitter.com/_WaheedKhan/status/1798810263610905013

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177049718615904.webp

https://twitter.com/AI_Kashmiri/status/1798810912566174170

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177051034534698.webp

https://twitter.com/ZohaibAli42/status/1798811171535093940

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717705103570608.webp

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)>  1d ago (yahoo.com) 133 thread views #274439
DAE feel like a lot of this WNBA :taylorlorenzcrying: drama/media :marseyjourno: attebtion is astro-turfed :marseygrass:? Butt if so, what are they trying to sell? :marseyshoe:
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shareblue_shill He/she  3d ago (reddit.com) Edited 3d ago 176 thread views #274039
Anthony Edwards gf choice :marseymyeisha: raises some eyebrows :marseyhuh2: at nbacirclejerk

Redditor disrespects black culture

The hoe is one thing. What's he doing in a busted butt apartment with no crown molding and fricked up cheap blinds. I thought he was on a max contract?

Dr. Freud chimes in

Yo I jus caught up on the lore ant lost his moms n grandma at 14 so at 18 he decided to fill the void w a 30 yr old stripper (also she was w 17 yr old chief keef in like 2014 lol) (Sosa fricked all her stripper friends n farted on her too)

Redditor states obvious

Darn she ugly

Nbacirclejerk is top 5 subreddit (not much competition)

Dating trope of black athletes

A: classy white woman preferably blonde/brunette, knows the kids fathers.

B: ran thru hood thugette W/ 3 kids 4 baby daddies.(unknown BD's)

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jamal_ginsberg they/them  3d ago (reddit.com) 211 thread views #273949
A punter calls a WNBA player a white b-word: words words words words
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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan85 he/him detransitioned  5d ago (youtube.com) 32 thread views #273531
Drytooling "Ascension" D-15+
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peepeehands drink/drunk good morning  5d ago (youtube.com) 60 thread views #273416
:wishthatwereme: :marseycoomer2:
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shareblue_shill He/she  6d ago (youtube.com) Edited 6d ago 118 thread views #273122
A pleasantly plump eastern euro mayo (Slavs are mayo) has led team to NBA finals for second straight year. Doncic with some friendly banter in Snoop Dogg's direction (but he was shit talking with another mayo).
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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan33 seed/feed Hardcore womanophile (come get me CIA)  7d ago (complex.com) 524 thread views #272959
[Historical] Never let people tell you that you can't be a professional athlete because you're spending too much time gooning :marseycoomer2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170944792158618.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17170944794256067.webp

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donkeynol_k_roolotyl snuff/muff :!marseysquirt::marseysquirtparasite::!marseysquirtparasite::marseysquirt:  10d ago (text post) 111 thread views #272358
TRUE AMERICA LOVERS: Angel Hernandez is retiring

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2024/05/27/angel-hernandez-retires-mlb-umpire-stats/73873676007/

If you don't understand the title please turn in your AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP and apply for a spot in the Chink Commie Pals

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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan85 he/him detransitioned  10d ago (youtube.com) 23 thread views #272294
Red Bull White :marseysouthernbelle7: Cliffs Drytooling Competition
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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan85 he/him detransitioned  10d ago (youtube.com) 25 thread views #272293
2015 All-Ireland Road Bowling Finals
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shareblue_shill He/she  10d ago (espn.com) 123 thread views #272285
Rest Easy, Bill Walton. You'll be missed. :marseycry:

No snark or drama. Legit sad to hear. I literally didn't know he was sick.

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jamal_ginsberg they/them  12d ago (tigerdroppings.com) 65 thread views #271861
Coonasses are real mad about college baseball

!dixie what is this shit

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Benzozo they/them  12d ago (twitter.com) 98 thread views #271811
:marseyxd: bad man doing bad things
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E70 they/them  13d ago (image post) 130 thread views #271624
Key and Peele Character
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SN mayo/cide :marseymayo: :marseyrapscallion:  13d ago (sports.yahoo.com) 417 thread views #271578
Ex-NFL star Antonio Brown files for bankruptcy after more than $80 million in career earnings - Yahoo Sports

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1cz1aeb/exnfl_star_antonio_brown_files_for_bankruptcy/

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StannisTheMannis Your/Grace Marching On To Winterfell!  14d ago (reddit.com) 111 thread views #271376
Sportsball Enjoyers Fighting Cuckery

Dude finds an account making enlightening posts on the fickleness of professional sports, until one brave user finds out the poster is indeed a cuck.

Bruh this dude literally became a caricature of a soyboy.

This guy fricks, and also sometimes watches

:#marseyxd:

Until some brave intellectual begin defending the cuck. JUST LET PEOPLE HECKIN ENJOY THINGS CHUD!

Not cool, yucking people's yum. They're consenting adults. Let people enjoy things. Applies to sports and kinks and most other things.

OOP is a peepee, but two wrongs don't make a right. OP is no better for judging somebodies kink

Meh.  Judging consenting adults for having some fun is as bad as judging sports fans for liking sports.  Sure, swingers are weird, but it's not our business.

:#marseycuck: :#marseysoyhype:

Holy shit how do these people watch sports (an androgenic activity) and have such low testosterone that they feel the need to defend cuckery. Many such cases!

:#marseymanysuchcases:

I never expected to not be made fun of. I don't give a frick I'm making fun of someone who likes watching their wife get fricked all I want.

:#marseykingcrown:

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HomofascistPrideCompany Ro/man/ce STRAGGOTS FACE THE WALL :marseyhomofascist:  15d ago (text post) 98 thread views #271135
It's over for Leverkusencels :marseymedsgenocide:

I mean, not really, because in the end, they still made it this far, and are still in contention for the double, and after all, they still finished the BuLi season undefeated, so it's not that bad.

With that being said…Jesus, they look awful today. Probably the worst they've looked all season long (which I suppose is just from exhaustion at this point)…and I don't think stoppage time magic can save them this time…

!football

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Communist_spez me/mine Seeing the world through the lenses of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism  15d ago (image post) Edited 15d ago 185 thread views #271046
Real

!football

!commies

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911roofer he/him Always a Wallflower, never a Wall  16d ago (reddit.com) 48 thread views #270941
Family says Hornets star LaMelo Ball drove over her son's foot, sues player and team : nba
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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan33 seed/feed Hardcore womanophile (come get me CIA)  16d ago (wsoctv.com) 326 thread views #270940
11 year old wants an autograph from a Charlotte Hornets player but is inducted into the Crips instead :marseydisabled:

A mother is suing Charlotte Hornets star LaMelo Ball and the team.

Angell Joseph was 11 at the time. Now he's 12.

Tamaria McRae says last Oct. 7, after a Charlotte Hornets event, fans were outside the arena, going up to players as they left.

“[Angell] was like, ‘LaMelo, I love you. I love you, sign my ... give me your autograph. Can you sign it for me?' McRae told Action 9′s Jason Stoogenke.

She says Ball did not sign anything and drove off.

“I just seen my son kind of go down and I thought maybe he had dropped something,” she said.

But she says Angell had not dropped anything, that Ball had driven over his foot, breaking it.

NBA moment

They're also suing the Hornets. That day was the team's annual Purple and Teal Day and -- the family claims -- the team should have had more measures in place to protect fans who would be trying to get close to players.

Ghetto lottery moment

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