My manager makes us “weigh in” before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal
I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to portion control. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on anything at all and says we aren't hitting our “numbers”.
I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees eating on the job and “skimping off the bins”. He decided to remedy this with a scale. I shit you not.
Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift meal he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've gained weight we don't get to have a shift meal because obviously we are skimping? Apparently water doesn't weigh anything.
This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent theft and that he keeps the numbers private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.
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I always wait till i get to work to poop so that im getting paid to poop
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I'm a shy pooper
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WEAK MAN
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There's even a cute jingle about it.
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https://rdrama.net/h/ai_slop/post/265392/marseybeanquestion-have-you-directlypointingsoyjak-shat-marseybuttfaceshitter
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I was referring to "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, so that's why I shit on company time," but what you posted is fantastic.
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Since I found it, I can't stop singing it every time I go
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Boss makes a dollar while I get a dime, that's why I shit on company time
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The coffee helps too, I used to get in 30min before everyone else so I could check my emails and take a dump in peace
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i drink so much coffee i love it
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I only poop at home so I can shower right away and feel extra squeaky clean.
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This would be so easy to game. Just drink a lot and don't go to the bathroom before weigh in. Then go to the bathroom some point before the second weigh in. Still a gigachad move to pull by management tho.
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lmao I hope this is true because it's the most r-slurred thing I ever heard
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!vegana !thin get in here, fatties are stealing
food again
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My manager makes us “peepee inspect" before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal
I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to semen retent. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on semen at all and says we aren't hitting our “numbers”.
I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees gooning on the job and “simping on the bins”. He decided to remedy this with a peepee cage. I shit you not.
Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift goon he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've lost weight we don't get to have a shift goon because obviously we are not edging?
This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent gooning and that he keeps the peepee pictures private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.
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Explains why the guac was so salty last time
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I like this post
but am disgusted by your self-pin 
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why?
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No idea if that story is real, but this is a fantastic pattern for bait.
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They need to do this with flight crew ls and airline passengers
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Retail and fast food managers are pathetic. All that work for an extra couple bucks and hour. Less when you consider the number of hours worked. When I was in college the manager at this one retailer i worked at would work clocked out before and after shifts to make themselves look better to management. Just why?
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I love it when people let small amounts of power go to their head, it's hilarious and why I'm a Jannie
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If i were a jannie i would do nothing
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Aevann doesn't let me do much and that's honestly a great call
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Nooo frozen im not gonna suck on your toes to avoid being banned nooo I have some dignity
alright you vile jannie you can put your foot in my mouth and wiggle your toes, but only because I care about the community here
Can you believe it? A crumb of power and she does something like this, never in my life have I wanted to be dominated by a woman with power over me, that's crazy talk and you're a monster
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I asked him to make me a level 0 jannie with no permissions and he ignored me
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You have to give the people with no actual skills something to aspire to
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Love this. I've always felt we should install more scales with giant displays in random locations to help spur weight loss
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Im glad most realize it's fake but even one redditor believing this is one too many. And if the guy wasn't known for shitposting less would have noticed
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I went to chipotle exactly once, looked at the menu, glanced at the employees, and got back in the car
absolute rip off
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Shut up and eat your 2,500 calorie plate of saltslop with Haitian boogers in it you fricking chud
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for that price I can get way more salty calories somewhere else
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I can take a 9 inch dildo up my butt because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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