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I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! WHO FRICKING CARES!!!!!!!!! WHEN HAVE ASSASSIN'S CREED GAMES EVER BEEN HISTORICALLY ACCURATE????????? WHY ARE YOU BUYING A UBISHIT GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE???????????????
LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE
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Chinaman should have pulled on him but frick this cute twink fatass for karening in front of his kid with no resource for no reason whatsoever
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Four face pixel laser treatments are $700, and 4 face injection syringes, one treatment, good for 2 years, is $2200. An older woman makes the total of the above in ONE WEEK of after taxes take home pay, my son. Keep her exercised, and viola, she'll kick the butt of any piece of white trash that looks 25 at age 15, and 45 at age 25 (like many of my classmates at our reunions).
She is asking some weird butt question
My divorce decree grants me 100% of anything my ex hid during discovery. I just found out he bought a timeshare using our old phone numbers. Timeshare company wants to meet near me. What's the best way to get its address, value, & date of purchase?
What variety of cannabis smells like a combo of sicky sweet canteloupe and rotten stinky feet, to the point where someone's pores stink and taste horrible like it, and why do people do that to themselves?
I need to track a criminal who threatened me and used to get arrested every year. Is there still an equivalent of mugshots online anymore, or a national inmate roster, so I can find out where he is?
ER easily drains 3 gal of urine w catheter after SNF facility feels hard lump in left abdomen. How many days did it take 75 yr old woman, to accumulate, due to no one letting her out of a bed with rails to walk in her walker to the bathroom?
Two smart, good looking Greek professors had 2 daughters, with a genetic disability. 2 yr old minds, difficulty standing. One died younger, but the other was full height at age 18 & pulled herself up Dutch door to wave hi. What was their condition?
A friend wants a younger woman to marry him, so she will change his bedpan when he's older. What are the odds she'll stick around, and shouldn't he just hire a nurse and marry someone his own age?
What's a good frequency that hurts a dog's ears when they bark, but humans can't hear?
She also has a mania that someone is spying on her.
She is like mix of different users from here like Garry and sneedman
I never thought about it before since autism is mostly male shit but frick foid with autism are sinister. I guess guys going on date with 30+ year old should ask them to bring their medical card with them
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Post the most badass synth song you have. It must ooze 80s from its pores, it must be funky and groovy, it must have the pluck bass and the warm analog sound
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new political strategy just dropped https://t.co/KFc1HsFsIm
— Maung Thuta (@CypressDahlia) May 17, 2024
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🚨India will soon start making its third aircraft carrier; we will not stop at that; we will make five, six more, said Defense Minister Rajnath Singh. pic.twitter.com/zsBTr505hu
— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) May 15, 2024
Come on man I want 5-6 more 100K tons with nuclear propulsion and catapults. These two can be the cute brothers on two flanks in the group pics but rest better be full flatchads
- PoonstaryerCaribeaner : Actual p-do
- HeDoesItForFree : SCARAOSCHIIIIIIIII KILL THIS BIPOC NOOOOOOOOOOOW
- Scaraoschi : soylitapost
- AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE : advanced straggotry
- BurdTurgler : wrong
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You were literally programmed to want to do so as a biological male. You shouldn't be shamed into feeling bad about your own sexuality.
The sin is to be a loser who tries to grab more than they can handle. That is your failure.
You shouldn't hate your sexuality and you shouldn't put up with bitches who say it's wrong.
You should instead make yourself worth people accepting your sexual interest.
Everybody is miserable because we kept punishing the symptom instead of the disease.
You aren't a bad person because you are horny. You are a bad person because you are a loser who nobody wants to frick.
Stop being a loser. Improve yourself. Your sexuality is not the sin. Your lack of attraction is.
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Interview prep with GPT-4o pic.twitter.com/st3LjUmywa
— OpenAI (@OpenAI) May 13, 2024
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who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB
— Verdure🏳️⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024
MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT
This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet
Posted unfunniest meme award
they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids
Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit
Emphasis is put on certain words
All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer
Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action
This is propaganda
bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies
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"What you up to today Rishi?"
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) May 15, 2024
"Not much, just collapsing the higher education and care sectors and then bragging about it."
"Great stuff. Remember you've got that Zoom call with the estate agent in California at 2pm" https://t.co/8uqekCmaF9
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🚨🇹🇼#BREAKING: A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed.
— Censored Men (@CensoredMen) May 17, 2024
LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭😭
pic.twitter.com/CxcmWCusAI
- ACA : STONKS ONLY GO UP
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https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cu346b/that_company_files_to_sell_securities_says_first/?sort=controversial "That company" I guess they're autojannying GME
over there
GameStop shares fall 20% after it files to sell additional stock, says first quarter sales dropped
GameStop will sell up to 45 million common shares in an at-the-market offering.
The video game retailer reported preliminary results that showed a drop in first-quarter sales.
The news comes after GameStop's stock surged earlier this week in a brief revival of the meme stock trade.
GameStop shares tumbled 20% Friday after the video game retailer said it plans to sell additional shares and reported preliminary results that showed a drop in first-quarter sales.
In a new regulatory filing, the video game retailer said it will sell up to 45 million class A common shares in an at-the-market offering. The sale comes after GameStop shares surged earlier this week in a brief revival of the meme stock trade.
Meanwhile, in a separate statement, GameStop said it now expects net first-quarter sales in the range of $872 million to $892 million, down from around $1.24 billion in the same quarter last year. Two analysts polled by FactSet said they expected a first-quarter revenue of around $1 billion.
GameStop's first-quarter net loss is expected to be between $27 million and $37 million, narrower than a net loss of $50.5 million in the year-earlier period. The brick-and-mortar company has been grappling with competition from e-commerce-based competitors. In late March, GameStop announced an unspecified number of job cuts to reduce costs.
The rally in GameStop this week appeared to be partially fueled by posts on X from the long-dormant account of “Roaring Kitty,” also known as Keith Gill, one of the key figures in the 2021 meme stock mania. GameStop hit a high of $64.83 per share on Tuesday, up more than 200% from close on May 10.
The rally fizzled out later in the week, with GameStop dropping sharply on Wednesday and Thursday. Shares closed Thursday at just $27.67, down more than 50% from the highs of the week. Net retail trader inflows have been much smaller than the amount seen during the trading frenzy three years ago.
Michael Pachter, a Wedbush analyst covering GameStop, said GameStop is not in a position to be profitable.
“They made $6 million last year and burned cash,” Pachter said. “We expect them to lose $100 million a year going forward. It's a race to see if they can close stores fast enough to limit losses, but they have no plan that would suggest they can grow revenues or profits, and their core business is in decline.”
Pachter has an underperform rating on GameStop and a $5.60 price target.
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OP
EDIT: Thanks for the perspectives everyone - l did not expect this to blow up and I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed with the vastly different responses (thank you to those who treated my question as genuinely not stupid). I think my main takeaway is that while not everyone thinks not showering every day is objectively disgusting, I can be taking more steps to make absolutely sure I don't smell bad so I'm considerate of others. It was helpful for me to see all the factors people consider when making their showering decisions. Since the people in my life are eager to hug me, choose to sit close to me, select me for people-facing leadership roles, and are very honest in every other area of my life, I'm choosing to continue doing what's right for me and make more drastic changes if I see evidence otherwise.
I (F25) typically shower every 2-3 days. When I say I don't shower every day, I mean I do not step into a shower at all, not just skipping washing my hair. My curly hair doesn't really get greasy, but if it does, I hide it with different hairstyles and accessories. I don't sweat often, always wear a scented deodorant, and just work an office job with a few days remote.
A few days ago I saw a post absolutely blasting people who don't shower every single day, and many people even said they shower multiple times a day. The comment section was pretty unanimous and I'm feeling self conscious about this, especially because I've always had an almost nonexistent sense of smell. My boss also made a comment (EDIT: in a conversation completely unrelated to hygiene) assuming everyone showers every day and I lied and went along with it.
My ADHD brain can't fathom doing such a taxing routine every single day. I also hear that it's not great for your skin and hair to shower every day and the WHO doesn't even recommend showering every day. Are daily showers just a thing in the USA? Do I actually have poor hygiene and everyone just bears with me?
It depends on the person. If you have BO then you need to shower more. If not then it's fine
The tough part is that I can't tell. Anytime I ask my husband, who's probably nose blind to me, he just shrugs and says “you smell like you, and it isn't a bad smell.” Not very helpful lol.
Oh look, it's married to another
Just average redditor things.
i'm sorry.. food crumbs??
Yeah, food crumbs
my dude are you eating sandwiches in the nude or something?
And many more such revolting stories of redditor hygiene throughout the comments.
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All this and more from Patrick Tomlinson's confidently incorrect simp and "cyber "security "expert""", Jackie Singh aka @HackingButLegal. Blocked and Reported enjoyers may also remember her from the 2 part episode on Patric/OnA Forums/Her. Truly an internet titan of sanity.
For those of you who haven't followed the Steve Buscemi thing, here's the likely Russian operative
Me personally, I know that this whole thing was revenge for Buscemi wacking Joey Peeps
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First time making this! It tastes good but next time I need to chop my onions and peppers much finer. Also need to do 8 hours in the crockpot instead of 4 to really make the chicken less tough.
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You find the wildest shit browsing their delivery apps. They also eat potatos stuffed with tuna.