Not that SNL isnt known for joke theft

Also Familyman did it first too

!familyman

Ut oh. I've said the quiet part out loud again.

European founders lose their bearings when they expand to the US and hire their first few employees, typically salespeople.

"These people are gods," is how one founder told me he felt early in the expansion process.

— Dave Kellogg (@Kellblog) May 18, 2024

This isnt drama or dramatic but who can't appreciate the absolute state of europeans?

Is seventeen square miles of prime Georgian farmland turned into grassland enough space for a herd of elephants?

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@KILL_EVERYONE 500 coins please. https://rdrama.net/post/270087/500-dc-to-whoever-can-post

please do the needful

Zoomoids talk about how wonderful and accepting Australia is.

The more I read the more I feel a sense of pride in my country.

Demonious-X is an ancient lolcow that somethingawful's FYAD used to frick with a lot. The OG neckbeard.

He was also the incel patient zero. He was the scrote alpha and the scrote omega.

Best read to the tune of William Shatner's Rocketman

>All right here's part two of my woman hate blog thing

>I gotta tell you something, oh one thing, okay.

>Well, first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic all right,

>if you're seriously a horny toad and you fricking need kitty and you -some of you probably only heard this from trolls

>or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed! Go to www.fleshlight.com if you have 60 bucks,

>you can get yourself the best s*x toy a man can ever own for himself.

>Not only does it feel like real kitty, it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble.

>It feels like- it feels like the real deal. I know a lot of people,

>especially trolls, say, "Oh, you never gotten-... fricking never gotten laid."

>Listen to me all right? Listen to me good. I'm gonna be fricking open and honest,

>I don't give a frick about how tmi it is okay? If it's too much information just click it off all right

>I had the b-word on that bed, I was laying over there by that window and I was railing her snatch like there's no tomorrow,

>all right, and I came in my condom, and it felt wonderful, it was good.

>But the b-word turned psycho

>September 2000, we we went our separate ways.

On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights - by Demonious X on Genius

!nonchuds !chuds !ranchers

Are the developers actually woke enough to do something like that for political purposes? Who at the company made the decision? Surely the black video gaming market is not big enough to do it for the sake of making money.

then why is it that when they were completely dominating the whole world, they decided to have two brutal wars that killed tens of millions of them and wore them out to the point that they lost almost all their colonies?

Whites, explain yourselves.