"You’re so right, I’m such a loser for trying to pay my way through college while working night shifts at a bar and morning shifts at a coffee shop." "Why not just sell cocaine?" "Tbh those were some of the most fun years of my life" "ton of money" "vacations, slept with like 100 different girls."
1 16 comments 2020-01-23 SandorClegane_AMA
CNN analyst goes viral for sharing incriminating rightoid convo, admits he made it up hours later “because you know they’re thinking it”
1 6 comments 2020-01-23 unrulyfarmhand
Jannie that did it for free 13 hours a day yeeted from Discord server, creates new one because he can't stand not doing it for free.
1 9 comments 2020-01-23 OnAPartyRock
"Dem torture am, break im legs, Chima die in pain"
1 1 comments 2020-01-23 thowaway_throwaway
Concerned Ovary Man is worried about Surfer Mommy 🕐 Tick Tock 🕐 running out of eggs to fertilize. Is it because his head looks like an 🥚 egg 🥚 too? Who knows, but it's a shitshow either way.
1 38 comments 2020-01-23 FChoL
Jannies lock thread. The amount of money they were paid to do this: $0.00.
1 2 comments 2020-01-23 OniTan
Making an entire Looney Tunes skit to own the libs
1 10 comments 2020-01-23 FearOfBees
Looking for a promotion? Well I'm transbasketball now
1 6 comments 2020-01-23 FearOfBees
Concerned Ovary Man is worries about Mommy Tulsi's 🕐 time 🕐 to have her eggs fertilized running out. Is it because his head looks like an 🥚 egg 🥚 too? Who knows, but it's a shitfest anyway.
1 2 comments 2020-01-23 FChoL
“Hahaha I’m not like other girls! I fuck my dogs AND cats!”
1 5 comments 2020-01-22 byobombs
IT'S HAPPENING! MODERATOR CLEGANEBOWL - CONFIRMED, 100%. GET HYPE. MOD-ON-MOD VIOLENCE - REPEAT WE HAVE MOD ON MOD RHETORICAL VIOLENCE
1 40 comments 2020-01-22 SandorClegane_AMA
Twittercel believes a peanut dying is the last stage before capitalistic collapse
1 0 comments 2020-01-22 haywyrmabaueieoqiqpp
ANTIFA warrior under investigation for assaulting children
1 21 comments 2020-01-22 hyledog
Scumbag and Journalist (same thing, amirite) tries to jew Target employees out over mispriced toothbrush
1 0 comments 2020-01-22 JanjaAristophenes
just look at this fucking hashtag. What the fuck is wrong with twittercels?
1 37 comments 2020-01-22 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist
My God, it's full of porn
1 57 comments 2020-01-22 TreLoon
Blackface gov trying to make it illegal for arrr drama to shitpost about him
1 55 comments 2020-01-22 FearOfBees
journalist with sense of humor just writes some bullshit on twitter and upsets people
1 13 comments 2020-01-22 hyledog
based journo just writing some bullshit on twitter rofl
1 2 comments 2020-01-22 hyledog
Mommy Tulsi shoots a blank at Killary
1 2 comments 2020-01-22 Nergaal
Christoid goes apeshit over a movie that doesn't depict Christians as saints incapable of bad deeds, writes a tl;dr review and fights with everyone who tells him he's being a fragile snowflake (scroll down to the comments section for the drama)
1 2 comments 2020-01-22 YHofSuburbia
Liberal Florida man gets a little stabby after his boss tells him how much he loves Daddy.
1 11 comments 2020-01-22 AnnArchist
If a pregnant women is bent over in pain and you have the cure, should you give it to her? Zoomers discuss in r/AmItheAsshole
1 3 comments 2020-01-22 gallowboob_sucks_ass
Jesus Christ, how the fuck have you r*tards still not figured out how to get around the A*toM*derator?
1 3 comments 2020-01-22 HaudNomen (self.drama)
Jesus Christ, how the fuck have you r*tards still not figured out how to get around the A*toM*derator?
1 0 comments 2020-01-22 HaudNomen (self.drama)
A man makes a simple statement: "my grubhub driver refused to spoon feed me, a disabled adult (self diagnosed ADHD). Why I was right to call the police". Pronoun-cels did not like this at all.
1 105 comments 2020-01-22 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
The Libertarian and Incel haven. Turkey might approve new bill to pardon child rape if you decide to marry the victim.
1 1 comments 2020-01-22 MiggyMcMiggy
r/gamingcirclejerk about to make their own voat as their jannies get yeeted for not behaving
1 64 comments 2020-01-22 hennysehn
Gamers called out as little creeps who teach you to kill people
1 6 comments 2020-01-22 Kaiser-romulus
They do it for Free
1 6 comments 2020-01-22 d_extrum