The yields are very good this year!

Highlights:

• 14 years old, listens to friend's parents having s*x in the hallway

• uses his friends shirt as a coom rag

• has a text affair with her starting at 15

• "7inch uncut veiny white meat with dark Pubic hair"

• cooms in her kitty and mouth back to back at 19

I always fancied her I’m white 6’1 but I am friends with him ever since we were in primary school. He’s of Indian descent his dad a successful business owner and his mother a beautiful shapely curvy short stature of a woman. She fluent in English and works. I always used to feel shy around her when I used to visit her home to see my friend. She would always be kind towards me and generous with food and snacks. My friend had two other younger siblings. She’s so gorgeous I’d think when I first met her I thought it was my friends sister. Olive skin big eyes and lips. I think she became a crush of mine when I was younger. I would tease my friend when he called her mum I would say she’s more sister to you cos she looks so youthful. He would tell me to shut up jokingly but the truth was his mum was so attractive. I remember staying over the weekend at my friends one night. I was 14 at the time. My friend was half asleep or on his way to be in a deep sleep but I was awake as it happens I can’t always fall asleep if I’m not in my own room. But I heard feint noises coming outside the hallway. I tried to wake my friend up but he didn’t budge. So I got up in the dark and went near the bedroom door of the room I was staying in and I could hear a woman’s voice.it sounded like someone was in pain I thought someone had left the to on. I opened the door and crept outside. It was more of a groan or moan I had realised my friends parents were having s*x. Her noises were louder in the hall way. I was aroused I went back to my friends bedroom and grabbed a t shirt my friends t shirt without realising. I crept outside his parents room and listened to her singing joy of s*x and I masturbated to her moans I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I was loving it to this day I can still hear her moans. After a few mins I couldn’t edge anymore I had to ejaculate which I did all over the t shirt. The next day we woke up and I saw her serving lunch. I’d always joke to my friend after that how his is more like his sister.

When we first got mobile phones that same year his mother took my number just in case if she couldn’t get hold of her son. I asked if I could save her number on my phone too she said yes. Well what’s app her profile pics were so beautiful so one day I just said to her how beautiful she looked so the next night embarrassingly I told her I fancy her and would love to take her out I was 15 at the time lol. She replied I’m cute and a silly billy and just went on her day I guess.

When I was 17 I told her again in person in her kitchen how beautiful she is and I still fancy her she just smiled and said thank u. During those years I would slyly go to her room and steal her thongs and bra and got i the potty and wank into them then put them back. Sometimes I took some home with me.

So when lockdown came along I’m 19 now and during lockdown I started to be more proactive and risky when I asked her questions in text what’s app etc. she would laugh it off but I kept saying to her I want her. I love my best friend but I also wanted his mum sexually.

So when I visited during lockdown his family were in the house and she was in the garden shed watering the plants or just doing something I thought this is my chance I’m in shorts and luckily she was in the shed I walked right up to the shed I closed the door and I hugged her from behind and sniffed her neck. She was like hey people will see but we both knew no one could. She turned around and I didn’t know I just pulled my shorts down and there she looked at my 7inch uncut veiny white meat with dark Pubic hair. I walked up to her and kissed her cheeks and took her hand and put it on my peepee she jerked me for bit I nearly came. She then got on her knees and mounted my peepee with her mouth I was on cloud 9 I nearly erupted she got on her back and ushered me as she took off her pants. She guided my peepee into her vagina I was about to burst as she did that. The feeling of her vagina hugged my peepee as I was thrusting so hard her soft moans her breasts jiggling about her eyes her beautiful mouth this was the woman of my dreams and I am actually having s*x with her I came I erupted. I got up and she started to suck my sensitive peepee. She got me hard again and then just like that I came in her mouth again. She was my first and for the rest of lockdown I got better with her.

My 90 year old granny gave me advice on my s*x life, she told me not to have s*x with him before I’m his girlfriend for at least 6 months, and to use protection and that’s it’s important that I be careful, cause I’m the one in trouble if not, she goes “ You should be the one carrying the condoms” she said she doesn’t want great grandchildren. She told me to make him wait for it, and not to let him have access to me to soon. She called birth control my responsibility, she was like “I’d pay for it for you, I don’t mind” “I don’t want you pregnant or in an abortion clinic” “If you want to go on the pill, or get the coil tell me”

I told her I was going to go now, I was like “I have to go now, my crush is sitting in the car waiting for me” and she goes “we’re here talking about s*x and he’s probably sitting in the car thinking about having s*x with you” “He’ll be waiting a while” “behave yourself and be a good girl don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” “I’ll see you tomorrow before you leave” and she hugged me and kissed me.

The I saw her the day after and we were talking and she goes “did you have s*x with him last night” and I said “No” and she goes “Good girl, I can’t keep telling him he needs to look after you and not break your heart and then have you giving him access to your body way to early”.

“Your my girl, not his” “It’s important that you know that and he knows that”.

Is she crossing the line and going overboard, it does make me uncomfortable, should I tell her that it’s none of her business and not to have conversations like this again, is she a bit to protective of me?

Honestly this is the most s*x positive grandma I’ve ever heard of appreciate that shit

your Granny cracks me up.

[OP] Why does she crack you up?

One day your granny will not be with you anymore and you'll look back on the time she got you condoms and remember how forward thinking she was and how much she wanted you to be able to live your life to the fullest. She sounds like a great woman - make the most of her while she's with you because one day she wont be and you'll miss her.

Yeeeah, this never happened.

6 months for s*x? Definitely wouldn't take her advice as far as that cause thats ridiculous lmao

Well ig she's checking up on you if you're fit for her bloodline or not