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it's time to learn about the Mangrate.

/r/Drama needs the official sponsorship of the Mangrate.

It cooks chicken AND steak...no more dry meat!

https://www.mangrate.com/

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I am solving the Creamy Dog Orgasm problem

I gave him 50 ban awards. I understand the parentheses “””arent his fault””” but he has two alts. He can figure it out.

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Britbongs never stood a chance

Can't deport an Afghan male feminist as the Taliban would hurt him.

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I received a weird sign.

My reddit account that I don't post on was banned for suspicious activity. I went on reddit, checked it.

My account posted this and I didn't post it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131587240076315.webp

I'm viewing it as a sign. It's kind of strange after my posts on the dioceseofdrama hole.

!actualbiofoids

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!coomers we lost again :itendsnow:
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Apple TV Benjamin Franklin Episode 3: Ben Franklin teaches his grandson a lesson about transphobia and stochastic terrorism

:#marseyfranklin:

Ben Franklin and his grandson are sitting in a theater preparing to watch a special performance in honor of the King's favorite :marseytrain2:, now unexiled. "Me and my French bro are making bets about whether this guy in a dress actually thinks he's a woman - what do you think?"

"You're WHAT?" says the older Franklin. His grandson shuts up embarrassed.

Soon the train is on stage and is boldly proclaiming xerself to be the first French person to openly support arming the American revolution, and says xhe's going to do it whether the king agrees or not or something. (Americans should thank :marseytrain2:s for the winning the American revolution.) Franklin stands up and tries to thank xer in French but stumbles around phrases about "taking her sword" and the entire theater starts laughing at the :marseytrain2: and xe tears up.

https://media.giphy.com/media/rfHX1D2q2p8Cl8IY2R/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/MJSNF816ozBa04XYcE/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o8dpbKcXLTneKG4IU/giphy.webp


Dinner party scene, Franklin is sulking sitting on the loser side of the table away from potential benefactors and the :marseytrain2: that everybody loves now. His grandson says, "Maybe you should have worn a dress." Franklin scoffs at his grandson's insensitive language.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lLcYPtcC9nU4so/giphy.webp


The next scene is Franklin taking a piss in the garden and noticing the train is also taking a piss standing up, hiking up his dress, kind of looks like he's humping the wall, now grinning at Franklin - staring at each other while they piss.

"What are you?" says Benjamin Franklin in awe.

"I am a fact without a name" spouts the :marseytrain2:, and Franklin nods like that means something.

https://media.giphy.com/media/vkdVvZlfo2VYcbWycl/giphy.webp


Later Franklin' grandson and his French bro are giggling showing Ben this printed cartoon of the :marseytrain2: showing off her peepee. Franklin harumphs, "THAT'S not very well printed." French bro tries to explain these cartoons are always edgy, kek, there's even one of the Queen lesbianing it up. Franklin sternly says, "In this country vice and oddity are thought nothing of but being meanly funny can be DEADLY."

:#marseynotesbardfinn:

The episode ends with Franklin's grandson being introduced to the greatest, most elegant whore in all of France, which I was hoping was a :marseytrain2:, but was actually the first black character on the show, which wasn't weirdly done, but felt amusingly like chud bait.

I also like how this show is going to painful lengths to make clear that Franklin is only going to start banging a French woman because his own wife is dead and the French woman's husband is cheating on her, not because Franklin a lecherous old pervert.

https://media.giphy.com/media/hNSx0S9gQCG8o/giphy.webp

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!germs !christians

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I'd sell Quebec to Russia for free

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:marseyme:

https://preview.redd.it/sbkwnjd0wcpc1.jpeg?width=690&auto=webp&s=3cf13561a65f79b86a060dfd9994023a12a1b449

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Panera rereview | Wow my standards were low, and yet...

I'm going to put as much effort into this rereview as they put into their menu revitalization, which is to say not much.

They didn't actually fix or solve anything of substance. All they did was remove mustard from all menu items, add cheese to a couple sandwiches, and call it a day. I'm serious, they did jack shit. I only went here with other people, and they like mustard so they don't want to go back. By extension I'm not going back to Panera either. Good riddance.

Also: https://www.reuters.com/business/panera-loosens-animal-welfare-ingredients-standards-ahead-ipo-internal-documents-2024-03-06/

Lmao that was about the only thing they had going for them... I'll stick with Subway if I want low quality sandwiches.

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Did anyone actually think Bottoms was funny?

Could not get beyond the first few minutes. The humor seemed nonexistent. Is this what Gen Z finds funny? Maybe lesbians like these “jokes”? I have no idea who was laughing at this but I saw many reviews raving about how hilarious it was, and am now perplexed.

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Takoyaki

Tastes amazing. Just love going down my local Chinese owned, Korean employee sushi joint and getting some takoyaki skewers.

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Paki using google :marseygetgle: maps to plan how he'll hop the border :marseyabbott: :marseydisgust:

I hope BSF shoots him :marseypraying: Please :marseypleading2: do the one job you're paid to :marseypraying: :marseypraying:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/1c46lu3/is_it_possible_to_swim_under_punjab_sutlejsatluj/?sort=controversial

We should :marseynorm: start breeding alligators on all Paki border :marseyabbott: rivers. There's very real risk of them starting to cross :marseycrusade: in mass considering their birth :marseychestburster: rates.

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I just learned I have $34,000 Marsey bucks to use against the frickin commie gobbledygook weirdos

cool huh?

This post brought to you by Norm Macdonald.

oh and I have 18,294 unread notifications so I'm not expecting to care what reactions anyone has

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:marseyflagirantalking: :marseyemojirofl!:

Watching :marseyceiling: Iranoids embarass themselves like this is :marseygiveup: tbh.

They should've just stuck to bombing Pakis. That was hilarious.

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THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

(clap clap clap clap)

!texas

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