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Anyways, that's what I assume this hole is about. Corn, frick yeah

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To fund his massive goombling addiction.

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Original Post

A little back story; when I first started having s*x I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.

I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fricked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our s*x life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.

I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.

Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?

It’s fricked up the relationship tbh because s*x feels awkward now. The other day we were having s*x with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.

I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.

the song itself

TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making s*x now awkward.

Comment Section

1

What the frick made you think this is a “love making song”? This is some shit Plankton would play while fricking his computer wife.

Bro fricks like a dial up modem

2

And to think she listened to this horrid song for 2 years .....wow. The newly added comments under the song are hilarious.

Theres even comments in spanish clowning this man. lmao... TIFU by announcing to my favorite love making song to reddit before I realized how garbage it was.

3

100% a post with a made up story to get their music views, right? Bc no way this was suggested after googling “love making music.” Like there are no keywords or hashtags that would make such an obscure song from an obscure artist show up

4

This is the song that plays when the psycho clown at a haunted carnival is stalking you. It's like straight up serial killer music.

The list goes on.

Dubs declares this fake and straight:

Your roll: 8081

You might be able to get these unbanned through /r/redditrequest:

/r/wincels -- banned due to no moderation

/r/gincels -- banned due to no moderation

None of these have been taken or banned yet:

/r/kincels -- could be funny to set up an incel forum and complain how your cousin won't frick you.

/r/pincels -- idk what to do with it, a knitting group for incels?

/r/sincels -- convicted incels who can't even get r*ped in prison

/r/skincels -- biology forum

/r/djinncels -- arabian desert monsters who don't get laid

You get the picture, I'm putting away the rhyming dictionary.