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  • Genius : You never played morrowind, what?
  • BernieSanders : I pray for the day Carp stops being an attention deprived cute twink whore
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This hole is apparently not “housed a goth”

Which was weird and confusing but less gay than the reality of it

Bye :marseysleep:

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:marseyshapiro::carps!hapiro:
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So I took in this homeless :marseypoor: goth chick

And then used her to complete a satanic :marseyblackphillip: ritual :marseysatanworship1: to summon Mr. Dagoth

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:marseygem:
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Kino Argonian modeled helmets. :marseydinosaur: :!carpdino:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544673678405.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544682845452.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544690922072.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544699338348.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544707624166.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544716378424.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544724961736.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544733460255.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544742586613.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024544752447207.webp

https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/53011?tab=images

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I swear by the Nine Divines this Saxhleel literature is getting more and more degenerate by the day.

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Do any of the goths you guys house have large breasts?

:#daydream::!#marseymommymilkers:

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What is the worst kind of elf that still exists

I need to know which ones the worst !g*mers !nwahs !poll_voters

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Conservatives smh :marseydisagree:
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Average :marseyaveragetotally: House :marseyvampirebite: Furry :marseyfurry2: Elder :marseydagothur2: Scrolls :marseysheogorath: playthrough
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If any of you see this N'wah let me know. He gave me a rash the other week :marseymad:

He also asked me to learn the language of the stilt striders, fix the Numidium, chain an army of dreugh to the Foreign Quarter Canton, and dig a tunnel to the mainland. I just tell him I'm working on it. :marseywizard:

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MARSEY :marseysmugchristmas: NO

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

https://media1.tenor.com/m/q0g0k0Nn9b8AAAAC/dog-blown-away.gif

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(Morrowind) Azura has a g*mer :marseycrystalmaiden: moment :marseycringe2: while fighting :marseypunching: the Bridge :marseyetika: Wizard :marseydorothy:

TLDR There's an NPC on the ancient :marseysargonofaccat: Dwemer bridge :marseyetika: who wrecks new players

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I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have s*x with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having s*x with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having s*x with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have s*x with—especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have s*x. When having s*x with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have s*x in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for s*x. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having s*x with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

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Morrowind is about modern politics :soyjakanimeglasses:

Also this game lets you purchase slaves :marseyclueless:

Someone's either overthinking this one or underthinking :marseymeds:

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Is this the Sixth House Unmourned?
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it's impossible to create a character that is attractive that isn't a white male

t-that's not true! have you seen our beautiful piss-coloured elven women? :marseythalmor:

there are only a few imperials in the game and they are made to look bad in the eyes of the player

:marseybruh2: the entire last game was about imperials... also how is this girl defending a race literally called "imperials" immediately after calling the nords colonialist? :!marseyrofl:

racism is super prevalent with the stormcloaks

Interesting how stormcloaks are seen as the most racist while simultaneously housing the most refugees :marseynooticeglow:

you never see anyone enforcing the ban on talos

Very true, humoid. There is no religious oppression in Skyrim by the Elves. Oh, there is? Can I get a source for that? :marseymerchant:

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Tucker Interviewing Dagoth Ur

!nwahs

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Steal his look this Christmas :marseychristmaself2: :marseyshy:
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