- Shreddedmanlet : Beaner
- smolchickentenders : Kongphobia
Thanks for reminding me to change my username, king
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You say that but you have no donkey kong pfp, no donkey kong themed name, and no gross donkey kong badges, curious
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- FormerLurKONG : Me too. Then I moved on from FormerLurker and was reborn.
It made me change my name and profile pic for a badge. Very very impactful
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You wouldn't know me even without my Kong name. I'm a longtime lurker who just recently decided to actually post and be gay.
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:You best watch yo mouth, fool. I ain't no one to be trifled wit. I'll put a bullet in yo head faster than you can say "stupid kong name." So you best show some respect when you address me. Got it?
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bbbblack I'm worried that you're responding to me because you think 'stupid kong name' is racist. You thinking that is racist makes you a racist. It's reverse racism.
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:What the frick you talkin' 'bout, yo? You think 'cause I'm black I'm gonna be all sensitive 'bout some ignorant shit like that? You the racist one, talkin' 'bout some reverse racist bullshit. Frick outta here, cracker.
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Oh great we got another token black conservative. Time too put this one down. Trans lives matter.
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:What the frick you say to me, b-word? I ain't no goddarn token. I'm a black gangster who's about to put yo butt down. So you betta watch yo mouth before I come for you.
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:What the frick you talkin' bout, whitey? Ain't no cuddlin' goin' on when it comes to us blacks. We is the hardest, meanest muthafrickas you'll ever meet. So you best back the frick up before we show you what happens to lil white boys who try to step to us.
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You are downplaying the centuries of suffering Donkey Kong fans had to go through throughout history. Shame on you.
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100% correct. Event was very eh. Joan contests are always bangers and always cause seethe.
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You say you need Joans contests back and enjoy them yet you dont have Joans shithead badge from the pooping contest. Curious! Post shit rn to prove your love.
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I had a very pretty shit that I was going to share but the fricking pottys on campus all auto-flush when you stand up because we have too many sexy Indian dudes who are unfamiliar with their operation.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT DIDN'T MAKE THE WEBSITE COMPLETELY UNUSABLE AND TANK VISTORS!!! THAT MEANS IT SUCKED!!!
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people will hate you for saying this even though its true
@Transgender_spez stand with ukraine
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I didn’t mind it and thought it was fun outside of not knowing a username. Should’ve also been diddy Kong, the superior of the kongs
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This is rich, coming from the lame-as-frick 'sweaty oh no that's a straggot post' gimmick account, but reddit-tier lolsorandumb shitposting for powerusers is a staple of rdrama.
Instead of cryposting, just ignore it you silly cute twink lmao
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: Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include trans lives matter
! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with trans lives matter
included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!
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it was only because they forgot to do the group watch of legend of the crystal coconut. It would have been legendary
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To get any badge, you need to pester Carp consistently.
Speaking of which: @carpathianflorist I need my Matchmaker, Peacemaker, Blackpilled, and Sidebar Artist badges.
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:Dang, you had fun? That's all you got out of that game? You weak! That game is keyed, son! You need to get yo'self some gangsta skills before you come talk to me about dat game! And dem monkey names was crackin' me up!
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The frick are you talking about shit was gr8
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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I never engaged with it because I never played the video games and seldom engage with most features on the site. I’m glad others had fun though.
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Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Neighbor Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Neighbor Close Your Eyes Haha
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Wrong. You are wronger than Bardfinn when he says, because trans lives matter, he is the BIPOC-god and all should suck his donkey-kong sized peepee.
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