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Only good jannie drama
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unleash the Kraken
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Does this list also include all the banned libertarians and zoomers that used to be visible on rdrama.net/banned as banned for those reasons?
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BASED
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Sunday morning
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Does this mean pedoposters and spammers are unbanned too
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The man that saved christmas
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god you are so based babe
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Does this mean Belial is unbanned??
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I love our arbitrary and capricious king
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Can you shadowban me (and not tell the fish?) I want to know what's it like to screech into the void until nothing remains of the ribbon dog's "legacy".
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This site really is run like a frat house
And that's a good thing
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There's no other experience on the Internet quite like it.
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someone send him to /r/targetedindividuals
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@SmallFestiveNips discuss
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Unbanning schizos, gigachuds, and degenerates is very based and dramapilled
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Look at the comment I replied to
https://stupidpol.site/h/programming/post/130830/good-morning/3231930?context=8#context
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He's been semanmaxxxing so long He's delirious and doesn't know where he's posting
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Did you really just do that? Wow, you must be so proud of yourself. I mean, you must feel pretty great about screwing over everyone else.
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Did people get unblocked? I can now see posts by @bbbb
oh I'm stupid it says so right there
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No, you're not stupid, you're just an idiot.
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I'm blocking you again
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I'm not surprised. You're nothing but a coward who can't handle anyone who disagrees with you. You're pathetic and I feel sorry for you.
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If we were going to shadowban people, why not just stick to reddit at that point?
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It's not done automatically afaik.
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@boo_of_christmas_past You're free.
@Krayon (sister toucher) hello.
@mellokind hello.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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muh boy boo is freeeeeee
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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NAJAB
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@Jinglevann you do whatever is needed to get @DeletedAccount back right this second.
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Seriouspost: If we're choosing between idio and all of the undesirables we don't actually want on the site, can we choose idio?
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boo>idio tho idfc bout llm tbh
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someone hates drama. idio leaving is drama.
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Imagine LARPing as Korean and not calling them our Baekjeong smh. Do better sweaty.
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NAJAB
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It’s a Chudmas Miracle!
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Me too bud
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Good morning to you high pharaoh.
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general amnesty?
edit:
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@Borpa @mellokind discuss
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Nice DML SQL
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Good morning
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