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/h/slackernews LOG /h/slackernews MODS /h/slackernews EXILEES /h/slackernews FOLLOWERS /h/slackernews BLOCKERS
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Lolllll cry more fricking nerds
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All orange users report to your local gulag.
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COPE AND SNEED NULL
To clarify, people will be ripping into Cloudflare for dropping other sites that were just like Kiwifarms.
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This is going to cause a wave.
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a ha ha ha, that's very funny dramatardchan
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Gonna buy a few shares of cloudflare RIGHT NOW
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Networking is the last IT sector that hasn’t been taken over by the woke mob
A mixture of needing male brained to understand subnetting and a fair amount of work being done in person (no programmer socks and groomercord) has kept them out.
the people who keep the internet running have actual principles.
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seethe cope dilate you pick the order.
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You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you’re a curiosity.
Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you’re ashamed of your actions
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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snappy you're not to speak to the subjects of the experiment, you know the rules!
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I mean the fbi has been made aware of kiwifarms so it is posssible
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Strange that they don't want to change the underlying problem of why they have shooters. Socioeconomic reasons are often stated when other people commit crimes and injure people.
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I CAN'T BREED (because of purely socioeconomic factors)
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these people think think someone is going to read a "I CANT BREED" screed and shoot up a walmart in reality all manifestos just make the shooter look more r-slurred and pathetic.
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Thats why you send bombs through the mail.
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Seriously. Go read excerpts of St. Elliot's manifesto and try and tell me with a straight face it didn't make him look like an even bigger clown.
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The part where Elliot Rodger decided to stand outside the door while some dude was loudly railing his sister and listen from start to finish while melting down inside over his own virginity was great unintentional comedy.
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His sister should write a book. She would make so much money.
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unabomber one was great
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The shooter, sure. However, the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster to the human race.
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bomber manifestos are overall better because you need to be a bit smart to make bombs.
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We need a “masterpiece theater” of narrated manifestos.
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Mystery Science Theatre 3000 por favor
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Except for Ted's, but he technically wasn't a shooter.
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Ted shot his load all over my heart
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And yet 4chan hasn't gone anywhere. Some of you dramatards are alright. Don't go to the Internet tomorrow if you live in the Midwest
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Hasn't gone anywhere but it's totally neutered. What's weird though is that they've avoided the massive explosion in popularity that usually heralds a site's downfall. Like, 4chan today is less of a notable site than it was in 2010.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Normalstrag internet culture still imports a lot from 4chan. Giga Chad and Chad/chud faces are the most visible recent example of that
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Right, but it's not notorious anymore. In 2010, everyone at least knew of 4chan, now, I'd wager 90% of internet users have at most a vague notion that it exists, but no idea what it is.
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Nothing more pathetic than white Knighting losers, you are seen as a sewer dweller, why are you acting as a knight.
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I like how several orange site commenters refuse to read the article to understand that CF isn't hosting KF but simply providing security services.
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Orange Site started going downhill a while ago, probably when college professors started telling their students about it.
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I figured they'd cave. Good for CF and Null.
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while also
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Yeah, JFK getting killed got so many people jailed
If it did happen, the outcome will be the same as always, glowies will get a 500% budgetary increase and they will use 490% of it to glowpost to keep those dollars coming in
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fricking clowns
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Isn't Facebook not only the largest site on the web, but basically the whole of the internet for millions?
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SNEED
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Cloudflare must have not seen that they paid for a website about dropping KF before releasing this statement
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Delete this before you ruin my fun
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This is hands down the most based thing I’ve ever read from a global tech megacorp. God bless Cloudflare.
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used to be the typical response. back in the day even reddit refused to ban anything that wasn't explicitly against US law.
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It is a very dramatic response, and will probably lead to more drama if other tech companies point to this as a standard.
Neither side will be happy, the best outcome.
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It could be more based, they could host them... But hey, I'll take what I can get.
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Not reading that
Is It a troomer L or a kiwi L?
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Both! They're gonna keep fighting and seething!
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That's what we call a drama W
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Get fricked s. Nobody likes you
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Lmao, they are BIG mad
Seriously, though—I’m glad that someone has the balls to stop the internet turning into its final hugbox form.
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It's weird how many people seem to actually think "hate speech" is illegal in the US
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rDrama getting mogged bigtime by KF here.
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There is no middle ground between a hugbox and obsessively stalking people.
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Glad you agree
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Just don't be a mentally ill degenerate and you'll have no problem and if you are just don't do it on the internet
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Fight me then kitty
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Sure there is, this site
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This site is a hugbox for mentally ill r-slurs who laugh at other people's misfortune.
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And that's a good thing.
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I can hugbox people in my board until they're strong enough to fly and take a joke.
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Holy shit you have over 4k comments already
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I know right? I’m jealous too
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What being a terminally online sperg looks like in real time
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posting for 12 hours straight lol
prolly on a meth binge
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God I wish that were me
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You are yes
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