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I (bourgeois) BRUTALLY OPPRESS you (proletariat) in this thread.

I have a lot of dramacoin, which makes me bourgeoise. I probably have more dramacoin than you, which makes you the proletariat. How did I get so much dramacoin? By exploiting you, of course.

Anyways, today I will exploit you even harder. I will pay 100 dramacoin to the first ten people who make a comment saying “subscribe to HeyMoon for the best rdrama content”, with a few rules:

  • must be the top comment in the thread

  • must not contain anything damaging to the HeyMoon brand

  • once per person

  • to be paid in at least two (2) business days.

Keep in mind that you have to do this. I am offering you money in exchange for a service, which means that you are literally my slave. Get to it :marseycracka:

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You love to see it. !football

:#marseydicklet: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyembrace:

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The sexy Indian dude judge eventually found the Patriot not guilty but then proceeded too bootlick the pig because the Patriot flipped off the incompetent lying pig which of course is protected first amendment speech @HailVictory1776 stand with Israel

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LOOK AT MORE SHIT [WINNER THREAD]

Oh em gee it's time to announce the winner of the Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

The voting thread was WILD with a total of 39 votes across the contest making it the MOST POPULAR Bowel Movement Beauty Contest EVER and clearly a great idea. YOURE WELCOME.

Prizes

Winner will be gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be gifted 10kMB

A third prize of 5KMB will be granted to who I believe had the most interesting and artistic shit. This award is entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be granted entrance to the extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be granted this very ugly badge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713746713585262.webp

Winner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146135650043504.webp

@Adolin113355 submitted this probably fake specimen and while I question the veracity of this Bowel Movement I do admire the sheer depravity of it. Congrats to @Adolin113355!

Second Place

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146135651990623.webp

Submitted by @Tevs, this shit is impressive in that it stayed in one piece considering the size! The cottage core potty adds to the vibe creating a somber and low-budget aesthetic that would make any 2014 Tumblr girlie squirm with glee! Congrats!

Most Artistic

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146135660947907.webp

Submitted by @soapysoapy, this is a foul mess that would not look out of place in any modern art museum. It evokes feelings that I do not have words for and I applaud @soapysoapy for remembering to timestamp! Congrats!

Thanks for voting everyone and I can't wait till the next Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

Everyone will get their badges once I'm done laying around doing nothing and feel like it.

K bye

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:marseyniqab: :marseykneel:
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i had to reference marsey to get him to leave me alone god i hate myself

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looking for a post from yesterday picture of a sperg in like an airport with a funny tshirt / offensive

looking for a post from yesterday picture of a sperg in like an airport with a funny tshirt / offensive

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The blood libel isn't real

This is because true facts don't count as libel:marseyvampire:

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>mfw this hole has been revived :stalinjam:

We shall liberate the gentle laborer of their perpetual slavery by the bourgeoisie, and once again awaken all the proletarians of this Egyptian gossip forum of true unity! Class unity! :stalinjam:

!nonchuds

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new toss
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mr beast has ditched the train. I repeat mr bneast has ditched the train
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Got a thing where I'd have to relocate for rto nonsense at my current job in a couple months (85k for frontend software dev at a big consulting place) and I've got a couple years of experience from this job now so I'm evaluating my options.

How fricked is the market? I saw a lot of doom and gloom on /g/ and reddit when I was poking around but I haven't heard back yet from any of the apps I sent out last week to start getting my own read on things except the expected "frick off r-slur" responses from STRAGMAN .

How important are stats and numbers about my work in the resume? I see it emphasized on the SEO optimized spam resume advice sites. Not sure how seriously I should take this.

How important are side projects? They were half my resume coming out of college because I had frick all for experience but I don't have anything I'd feel comfortable showing off to someone right now.

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Coffee

Coffee

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:marseydiversity:

!bharatiya Mauritius has a legit party called militant socialist movement and a separate party called the mauritian militant movement :marseyxd: Our blood brothers truly :marseyembrace:

:marseyarabcelebration:

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Xi Focus-Closeup: Glory and dreams rooted in spade

Source: Xinhua

Editor: huaxia

2024-05-01 13:35:15

BEIJING, May 1 (Xinhua) -- At a volunteer tree-planting activity held last month in Beijing, Chinese President Xi Jinping lifted a spade onto his shoulder and skillfully shoveled the dirt to fill the planting pit alongside local residents.

His mastery of the tool was so effortless that many quickly assumed he was an experienced farmer. A similar photo promptly resurfaced on social media.

The photograph from late 1980s depicts Xi, then the Communist Party of China (CPC) chief of Ningde prefecture in east China's Fujian Province, striding across fields with a hoe on his shoulder, ready to join local laborers.

Xi's admiration for manual work and his close bond with working people can, in part, be attributed to his formative years in Liangjiahe, previously a rugged village on the country's arid Loess Plateau.

When Xi arrived in the village in 1969 he was barely 16. Despite their own hardships, local people generously took care of city youth, including Xi. "They fed me, washed my clothes, and fixed my trousers," Xi recalled.

During his seven-year stay in Liangjiahe, Xi worked alongside the villagers, tending crops, herding sheep and hauling coal. He joined the CPC there and later became the village Party chief, marking the humble beginning of his political career.

Xi recalled his earnest wish at that time was "to make it possible for the villagers to have meat and have it often."

Xi saw introducing the use of biogas as a catalyst for improving the villagers' life. He recalled that the first methane-generating pit posed a significant challenge. Upon completion, it was the province's first methane tank, solving coal and firewood shortage that had long troubled the local people.

Xi arrived in the village as a slightly bewildered teenager and left as a confident young man determined to "do practical work for the people."

For him, happiness comes from work. Glory belongs to all the working people, regardless of their trade.

"Society is created through labor. It does not have distinctions of high or low, noble or humble. Every profession is honorable," Xi once said.

Xi's respect for hard work formed his down-to-earth attitude and hands-on approach to governance. As the top leader, Xi still kept traces of working people. During domestic inspections, he checked the reconstruction of rural houses following floods, walked into fields to sample crops, and felt at ease engaging in discussions with factory workers.

Meeting the press after being elected general secretary of the CPC Central Committee in November 2012, Xi told domestic and foreign journ*lists: "The Chinese people's aspiration for a better life is the goal we must strive for."

Before long, China launched the largest anti-poverty endeavor in human history, aiming to eliminate absolute poverty in a country with a population of 1.4 billion. Xi assumed personal command. He oversaw every major policy move and went to all the country's 14 contiguous areas of extreme poverty. He pledged to achieve the goal "with the force and tenacity as a hammer driving a nail."

In February 2021, China announced that it has resolved the problem of absolute poverty. Close to 100 million people were lifted out of poverty in roughly eight years.

With absolute poverty eradicated in the country, Xi is guiding the nation to strive for its next milestones. China aims to basically realize socialist modernization by 2035 and build a great modern socialist country in all respects by the middle of this century.

Hard work remains crucial in achieving this objective, echoing a frequently quoted line by Xi: "Let's roll up our sleeves and get down to work!"

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MEDIC THREAD :ambulance:  MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

Hi :marseywave2: ! I got lost on the way to the /h/communism to set up our medic tent, but now I'm here!

Welcome too the people's mutual aide medic tent!

MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC HERE!

COMRADES: POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU NEED A MEDIC!

https://media.giphy.com/media/JmaaiUvFFs8Wclq8Ex/giphy.webp

Also: medic appreciation posts are appreciated here <3 as well as mutual aide :)

MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC

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