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placatedplatypus im/him  5mo ago (reddit.com) 1,351 thread views #265747

Wall-smashers of r/adulting try to gaslight a poor college student into sleeping with cougars

https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1caosnn/why_do_only_middle_aged_women_seem_interested_in/ 




One guy notices muh double standards
Local cougar brags about being a cradle-robber :marseypuke: 
This guy kicks the hornets nest by telling the truth
I wonder who could be arguing with him so fervently?
Oh, it's a :marseywall: that posts 24/7 on 2X and relationship advice subs telling women to leave their boyfriends and yelling in rage at said boyfriends. Also a die-hard swiftie who hates men but talks about "27-year-old Adonises." Platonic ideal of a 2X-foid here :marseylaugh:




















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poor dude just wants a real relationship and not to get laid :marseydepressed:































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GAY































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ok bend over bb :marseyhomofascist:































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Pretty straight really, getting laid non-stop is proud gay culture































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Ok I'm 55f very fit and conventionally attractive. I sometimes get hit on by men as young as their late 20's. While that's a little young for me, I will date a man in his late 30's bc men my age are often soft and just seem β€œold” and somewhat boring, sexist and conservative ( sorry guys I know there are exceptions ).
In short, most men I encounter closer to my age cannot keep up with me. I don't know if that helps..,just my two cents.
this fricking p-dophile is getting upmarseyd and multiple posts of agreement! WHAT THE FRICK IT IS NOT OK TO DATE SOMEONE 20+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE! :hysterical:































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HE WAS ONLY 34 YOU SICK FRICK
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I was just joking about this in another thread.
Eat a peepee aging femscrotes! If they did on occasion they'd be less angry!































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To give some more info, im 21. women that are interested in me are around 40-50 years old.
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I wish I was living that dream again































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This guy doesn't know what he's missing :shmoopy:































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Look if you have to frick a foid on the downlow you might as well frick a post-menopausal one it's nature's birth control































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!followers
You all know I'm siding with the milfs on this one































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I fricked 2 very attractive cougars this year 31/33 and I enjoyed it a lot more than my ex (22).































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Women in their 30s are cougars now? :marseyworried:































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Yeah anyone over 28 is a cougar to me (23)































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Gross, keep yourself safe































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Reported for ageism































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>old
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Go call a 28 year old a cougar :marseywinemom: and report back. Have a friend :marseychinchilla2: film.































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Once a foid turns 25, she goes form Teen to Milf on pornhub.
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All women have their downsides, but older women have the most.































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All women have double standards































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Where's all the "Because no man their age will put up with their bullshit" comments????































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S*X WITH HAGS































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:#marseyfelix:
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1caosnn/why_do_only_middle_aged_women_seem_interested_in/:
One guy notices muh double standards:
Local cougar brags about being a cradle-robber :marseypuke: :
This guy kicks the hornets nest by telling the truth:
I wonder who could be arguing with him so fervently?:
Oh, it's a :marseywall::
telling women to leave their boyfriends:
yelling in rage at said boyfriends:
a die-hard swiftie:
hates men:
talks about "27-year-old Adonises.":































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i like this marsey































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Flesh marsey































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Did someone shave this cat?































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They sometimes touch me, like my shoulders, face and arms, and they give me a lot more attention.
lol unless you're getting them to your bed, they're just being nice.
yet another story of a moid who way overestimates what that random 'hello' actually meant































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Face? Face touching suggests more than standard 'man reads far too much into token kindness'.































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Older women can be ridiculously shameless about wanting to frick you. If you haven't experienced this you're a woman, unattractive, or haven't been around older women when they're drinking very often































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He's probably neurodivergent and doesn't realize a lot of older women like to openly flirt with young men as a form of banter, knowing they're not attracted to them.































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Wait, you're telling me all of these milfs don't realize I would willingly bang them?




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Why wouldn't I have s*x with cougars?































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If this dude can't get laid by 21 year olds, then the β€œcougars” are more like fat divorcees































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Well just say why are ugly chicks only interested in me































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Some men are allergic to wrinkles, botox, and sag































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Why should he not frick older foids? He should also frick foids around his own age too, but it's better than not fricking.































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Because they're still foids and will still try to get a relationship out of it lol
I mean, go for it, but just don't be surprised when they try to turn it into spending time together like it's not weird































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Eh, I think some of the older foids I banged were actually pretty helpful. Some of them mentored me and basically tried to make me not an r-slur but none of them would have been dumb enough to date me. I think I'm hot but maybe I'm just not hot enough?































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Sounds perfect tbh































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I'd like to figure out how rich she is first before completely shutting the door on the possibility of a relationship.































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better than not fricking.
maybe if you forget about all the hassles and money involved with fricking
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>I wore a red and black tuxedo
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If this wasn't bait then that's why he isn't getting girls































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A hole's a hole :marseyindignant: Fakecel if he doesn't































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Imagine not sleeping with cougars.































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