You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.

— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 8, 2024

Biden’s Build Back Better.

Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, including 14 in NY and NJ. 56 year old restaurant chain considers filing for bankruptcy due to rising costs.

Yet, Democrats want you to think that Biden is doing a great job! pic.twitter.com/IdQHNFBsOI

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 14, 2024

!nonchuds

A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw

— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024

!kino

https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480

https://twitter.com/SquishyMrMallow/status/1790010049328185849

https://twitter.com/InnerDelicious/status/1790023688093352279

https://twitter.com/rannyg/status/1790012305381487066

https://twitter.com/BrianEpshteyn/status/1790002796927861215

https://twitter.com/AxelAswell/status/1790009431876423740

https://twitter.com/munzacore90/status/1790022854647468210

https://twitter.com/MKQUANFUSION/status/1790010888503575012

https://twitter.com/C2410897952998/status/1790009270794162354

https://twitter.com/randomname2617/status/1790002586306654366

https://twitter.com/Sneed3Sneed/status/1790000439330480428

https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984

https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291

https://twitter.com/__Rolfy/status/1790024649096483312

Update I will no longer be checking out stellaris https://t.co/hJgHpQmD1F pic.twitter.com/P7styCjsxt

— Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin 🐀 (@VoicesByZane) May 10, 2024

It's fundamentally disrespectful to artists

that's exactly why people are pro AI

Please CA, do it

LMAO

Redditor

Wow. Small world. I actually swiped right on you a few weeks ago.

Her

Who you?

I'm in school right now so I can be a contributing partner to my relationship/marriage. You are right, I won't bat an eye on people who are not stable financially at this age, because altho I'm not atm, I'm certain I will be once I finish my degree.

Chad onry

Noticer

I've never had so much trouble diagnosing a profile.

First of all, I'm curious as to what you're asking for because theres no way you don't have lots of options. Is there something particular you're looking for?

My first deep impression is that these pics are spread out over a long time, like a decade. I then realized that small changes in styling, and prep resulted in what looked like large age changes. You might drop the oversized tshirt pic and make the one where your hair frames your pic your main one.

Lastly, and really importantly, you are going to have to realize that what you are looking for in these comments is not something you are likely going to find. I commend your school, but after 25, no one with self respect is going to date someone for 2 months and have them go off to school for 9. What am I supposed to do, just wait and hope you don't change your mind or get a job offer elsewhere? If you only want to date for marriage, it's probably best to do that post grad.

Were all photos taken recently (within the last 6 months)? The only reason why I ask is because there's a slight difference between body shape and hairstyles / colour. Some guys may wonder which version of yourself will show up if they ask you out.

>You're very cute and look healthy so your pictures are not a problem. Prompts show your personality and the things you like, which are things a ton of guys like. Really there aren't any issues with any of that.

These pics are not decades apart from each other, that I'm sure of!

It's an odd scenario to be in. If you are looking for a financially stable above average looking guy, similar age as you, then it's going to take a lot of luck without having very similar hobbies and not being super attractive. Now sure a lot of redditors will say you are super cute and they will swipe right but it's not hard to picture the quintessential redditors and I don't think they are your target pool. Like most women, you will get lots of likes and even if the guys are serious, most will quit after a certain time so it will really all come down to luck unless you are dating guys with poor options.

You can say pretty much the same thing to any female's profile review post in here, which makes your comment kind of rude and a downer. Idk what hurt you but I sincerely hope you will find peace within yourself. Take care.

Also here the full texts in case she decides to delete it and we at /r/drama co are all about perseverance:

My updated profile. I got rid of 1 and added 2 new photos : https://i.imgur.com/gallery/2jgQlRM

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/OjgRDof

Edited: I have seen quite a few questions asking why I don't date/look for a relationship where I go to school/ that me leaving for school again is an issue, that my situation might be a problem for well-established men with a set lifestyle (which is one of my criteria).

To give you all a brief answer, the school I go to is in a rural area where there is very little diversity. I have tried dating men who are local there but most of them have little exposure to people outside of their culture. It's even harder when their mindsets are of a country one, whereas I'm more of a city/ suburban person.

Since I'm an undergrad, most of my classmates are 10 years younger than me, and I'm there for my study, so the thought of dating any of them is even more ludicrous. How about older students or grad students, you say? I want to date to get marriage. But I don't plan to live where I go to school. Therefore I don't see the point of dating someone and getting involved emotionally to finally break things off when I move back to my home state.

I feel more comfortable dating where I know I can build a family eventually. And it is in this home state where my parents are at, with a more diverse culture, a big Vietnamese community, and the people are less xenophobic. Especially with my current age, I don't want to wait for 2 more years to permanently move back here and start dating. I'll be too old by that time to have kids with the husband. So, I will take any chance I've got when I'm back home this time, to mindfully date and only date for marriage. I'm pretty set on this path, and if someone is just as serious, they will agree with my thinking and try to make things work for both of us. End of the edit.

Idk why I bothered covering my location, you can clearly see it from my post history lol. Anyways, after taking a break from Reddit to refocus on myself and my mental health, I'm finally at a better place in terms of health and mindset. Seeing that I'm leaving this godforsaken college town to go back home for summer in a few days, I'm ready to meet new people and build some connections along the way. Therefore I need your honest opinions on what impression my profile gives off. What can I do to improve it? Should I change anything?

There is a prompt about the biggest risk you've taken and I wrote: leaving the comfort of home to study for my bachelor's out of state at the age of 30. I have plan to move back home after my graduation, and I'm only home now for summer. I forgot to take a screenshot of it. The prompt is to let the local guys know I'll be back once I'm done with my education, so anyone who's got a long term plan won't feel too deterred that I'll be leaving in 2 months.

I'm very excited about my dating prospect this time! Probably because I've been loving myself more, treating myself with care, patience and compassion. It's true you really need to love yourself before anyone can love you. I have more than enough love for myself now, it's time to share the love with others (or just one more person xD)

Any man that thinks Sydney Sweeney is more physically attractive than Madison Beer needs to be forcibly lobotomized. pic.twitter.com/ZyAvjHNK3R

— Samirah (@SameeraKhan) May 8, 2024

/thread:

Are we sure foids don't just like pretty colors tho?:

The age of negging is over, now the simp rules supreme:

After the race war, the hottest will be whoever is left alive:

Discuss.

So I met Jerry Seinfeld because he likes to see a movie before theaters open (so he doesn't get mobbed by strangers) and my company was happy to oblige. We never charged him anything we just asked he tip the person who opens the theater for him. That was me.

Cont'd https://t.co/L0OIBNkHk4

— JANUS! AT THE DISCO! (@ItsAuntieChrist) May 13, 2024

Yikes victim blaming in my wholesome lynch mob? I don't think so chud:

More celeb gossip plz:

!tmz

who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB

— Verdure🏳️‍⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024

MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT

This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet

Posted unfunniest meme award

they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids

this poster made it feel illegal to have adhd

the "just don't be neurodivergent ❤️" posters

Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit

It literally sounds like propaganda

Emphasis is put on certain words

All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer

Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action

This is propaganda

bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies

Posts from the 3rd grade home room

All you need next is armed raised and yelling seig hail

Me when a black woman is speaking

Arrested cause they were 15 and older (disgusting hags). VERRRRY SHAMEFURR!

He paid 30000 yen to the great grandma (17) and 15k to granny (15) out of curiosity, what is that in Reichsmark?

MINOL PLOSTUTUTION FOR LEASONABLE LATE?

The economy of the rising sun is really in the dumps folx. Sad!

I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

मानवीय विकास विज्ञान और इंजीनियरिंग से ही संभव है। मानविकी दर्शन राह दिखाता है लेकिन समस्याओं का निदान और जीवन की गुणवत्ता में इजाफा तकनीक से ही संभव है

सीमित संसाधनों के लिए निरंतर संघर्ष से आज सतत नई value creation तक का सफर विज्ञान से ही संभव हो सका है#NationalTechnologyDay pic.twitter.com/h8cYcimUFa

— Anjali Kataria, DSP 🇮🇳 (@AnjaliKataria19) May 11, 2024

"Human development is possible only through science and engineering. Humanistic philosophy shows the way but solving problems and improving the quality of life is possible only through technology.

The journey from constant struggle for limited resources to continuous new value creation today has been possible only through science" - her tweet

!bharatiya !codecels take a look at her code. She should have learnt some more to simplify the code to use a loop otherwise she wouldn't have to print each letter one by one.

var = "HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY"

for i in var:

    print (i)

Lmao look at the hidden replies:

1st guy is asking her to clean her laptop frequently

2nd guy asking her to use loops

5th guy calls her code shit, says it can be done with 4 lines

lmao pic.twitter.com/L6fkbf6HVt

— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) May 13, 2024

Throwback to how it's done:

!fashion

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

ONLY FANS BULLSHIT (51)

Random question, why does it matter at all? She's still a person and she's asking for advice on her looks. You just attack people that you perceive as beneath you or something? If she asks for advice, give the girl advice. You don't have to go to her profile. Just use the images that she provided. (-25)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

He's dumber than a bag of hammers then. (-8)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

Because “she” isn't asking for advice. “She” is pretending to, just as an advertisement for her OF or other porn platform. Even if it's not posted in their profile, you PM them and I guarantee they will give you a link. And “she” is in quotes because usually it's a guy stealing pictures from someone. (9)

Why would anyone be pming someone who posts here? As far as this post is concerned, she's a regular person asking the same question everyone else on here asks. But because she has an onlyfans, she's all the sudden beneath you? (-7)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

stop reposting your slutty, stupid OF ads you dumb slut! (12)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Don't say that you will get pulled by mods (1)

In some subs you'll get banned regardless of whether or not you mention onlyfans. I made a passing comment about a karma farming cosplayer (the kind that duplicates most of their posts in the same sub if it doesn't do well the first time) and I got permabanned from /r/finalfantasy. My comment was the most harmless fricking thing, just called the user annoying as frick.Just because they make money posting shit on reddit doesn't mean they should get special treatment, reddit mods seem to think that anyone who raises a point about spam is actually just a woman hating loser (4)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

You're a goddarn liar. On my dead grandma you're a fricking liar. (7)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/RumblinstumblinSF

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Number of comments: 8

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!commies I hate these people infinitely more than the most ardent rightoid does.

It is some consolation that the average rightoid is a visibly dysgenic subhuman untermench neets. At it's not just us surrounded by losers.

What are they complaining about now? pic.twitter.com/cOOHcjt7BB

— Hussein E (@therealhebrahim) May 12, 2024

PEI changed its policies on work permits for foreign students back in 2023, so that less of them would be able to receive permanent residence after getting their useless diplomas. Indians are really mad about it because they have a God-given right to live in YOUR country, chud.

This article talks more about the situation:

Foreign workers in Canada's Prince Edward Island will hold a day-long protest on May 13 against changes in the province's immigration policy that would reduce the intake of permanent residents by 25 per cent. A demonstration was held in Charlottetown on Friday over the issue.

A large number of students from Punjab living in the province are likely to be affected by the policy changes, announced by the province in February, as many of them work either on work permits or as international students. The burden on the healthcare and housing sectors were cited as the reason to reduce the intake. The focus would now be on nominating workers in the healthcare, childcare and construction trades.

“This has left the hundreds of foreign workers working in the retail and services sector hopeless as they are unlikely to get their work permit renewed once it expires. Even if they shift to the healthcare, childcare and construction trades now, they won't get any benefit as work permits in these sectors will be extended only to those who have prior experience,” said Manpreet Kaur Longowal, a volunteer of the Montreal Youth Students Organisation (MYSO).

They also have the commies on their side. It might be over for us, chudbros...

$GME has been halted a third time, up 81%.https://t.co/07uZ8Cq08i

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) May 13, 2024

Twitter search:

https://twitter.com/search?q=gme

The tweet:

We're so back:

It's so over:

We're so backx2:

Nvm:

JOIN THE RESISTANCE:

I'm writing about a concerning situation involving another moderator. They have banned me and removed all my posts in numerous subs on a different account. The reason? I refused to relinquish my top moderator position on a subreddit on this account. They're essentially holding access to dozens of other subreddits they moderate hostage in exchange for my top mod role. This has been ongoing for several months now.

Here's the backstory: I became the top moderator of said subreddit when the previous top mod asked me if I wanted to take over due to my consistent activity and my interest in the sub. However, this other mod is now claiming I "stole" the subreddit from them.

I have Groomercord screenshots showing them promising to lift the ban and reapprove my posts if I hand over the subreddit they claim is theirs. However, they were never the top moderator there, nor did she ever do that much moderating in the sub to begin with and seems like it's just yet another power grab. This abuse of power feels outrageous. It seems like evidence outside of Reddit itself (like Groomercord messages) are not considered in these situations, leaving me stuck.

To make matters worse, they falsely listed me as "not being 18+" in the ban reason, despite knowing I am of legal age. Isn't this essentially them knowingly falsely accusing me of posting underage content, which is a serious offense?

I'm at a loss for how this behaviour is allowed to continue and I'm stuck. Any recommendations on how to proceed?

his mopping list:

• /r/anal

• /r/nsfwcosplay

• /r/YoungGirlsGoneWild

• /r/CuteLittleButts

• /r/homemadexxx

• /r/spreadeagle

• /r/Creampie_Porn

• /r/MoundofVenus

• /r/DildoRide

• /r/FeetToesAndSocks

• /r/gstrings

• /r/PetiteAndTiny

• /r/FrickTitles

• /r/HotAndBothered

• /u/RickSpanish

• /r/RealGirlsCameltoe

• /r/Cumfy

• /r/StuckInButt

there's apparently a well known coomer cabal

it is already well established that there are a set of nsfw subs all run by the same set of users and they have made numerous moves to get as many as they can under their umbrella.

some major janny

Normally, mods can ban you for whatever reason they like, but in this case, they seem to be banning you as retaliation for actions as a moderator which might violate the Mod Code of Conduct.

the other jannies don't like the harsh truth

[–] bookchaser💡 Expert Helper -18 points 12 hours ago

Any recommendations on how to proceed?

Don't piss off a mod who is above you in other subs. People in this thread saying otherwise don't quite understand. A mod with privs is allowed to not like you and remove you from his subs for any reason. Heck, the mod could de-mod you simply because he notices you participating as a regular user in another unrelated sub he doesn't like. Or because you like ketchup on hot dogs.

they want to reevaluate the mod code of conduct now that power janny banning has been used against them

I was banned a couple weeks ago from /r/justiceserved (a sub I don't subscribe to) because I posted a comment reply in /r/conspiracy after I noticed a legitimate news story I'd posted about elsewhere had been cross-posted to the conspiracy sub. I don't subscribe to the conspiracy sub either. So I returned the mods the favor in one of my subs they don't use.

Wait, you banned an entire mod team from some of your subs as retaliatory action because you got an automated ban in their sub? I think we should consider revisiting the ModCOC soon.

Happy mothers day @MetroBoomin

— Soulja Boy (Draco) (@souljaboy) May 12, 2024

For further context: Metro Boomin's mother was murdered by her boyfriend before he also killed himself less than 2 years ago.

Metro was unbelievably close to his mother. She bought him his first laptop at 13 because he wanted to start making beats and used to drive him 8 hours on weekends to collaborate with artists when he was in highschool.

This is in response to a 2014 tweet from Metro saying: “My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send SouljaBoy a pack of beats. Sit Down.”

More Tweets:

• I'll beat the frick out you @MetroBoomin and @21savage sign the boxing 🥊 contract since u kitty n***** so tough!!!

• You sacrificed your own mom @MetroBoomin you a puppet

• All the streams, sales, money, and fame not gone bring your mom back @MetroBoomin was it worth it? I can say frick this money and fame shit and still be a boss can you?

How the Ancient Inca moved 50-80Ton stone blocks is a total mystery.

Quarried 2+miles away at the top of a high Mountain, carried across a River, a Valley, and brought to the top of a steep hill.

They somehow accomplished all this without the invention of the wheel! 🤯

The… pic.twitter.com/ZQMwZSuNyz

— Jimmy Corsetti (@BrightInsight6) May 8, 2024

SOURCE? I NEED A SOURCE:

Um it's actually called cocaine and that is racist:

The mayo scientists hate seeing native scholars do their thang:

!schizomaxxxers