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Disney bros. Not like this

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_adult

A Disney adult is an adult who is a devout fan of The Walt Disney Company. Common hobbies of Disney adults include visiting Disney theme parks, collecting Disney merchandise, cosplaying Disney characters, and consuming content on the Disney+ streaming service.

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If your "hobbies" can be summed up as "consoom shit" you need to keep yourself safe ASAP

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My hobby is to traverse vast distances on foot

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Sounds like you're merely consuming shoes. Keep yourself safe

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Grug use no shoes

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:#chudgrug: based

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I just walked 27km.

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Big Shoe got you

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Being homeless isn't a hobby.

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Well, its not my career

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!bookworms book consoomers defend you're honor

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Majority of my books are in the "will read later" wall of shame. I haven't consoooomed it yet !bookworms :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat: most of the backlog is nonfiction :marseygoldenhorseshoe: I picked up Super-Imperialism by Hudson :marseyshy:

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idk i have a lot of books but i think im going to get a paperwhite bc im running out of space to put books

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>paperwhite

:marseyconfused:

if you're not a Jeff Bezos findom enjoyer, you can also get a Kobo or an Oynx or a PocketBook

amazon doesn't own the concept of e-ink screens, or the concept of backlit e-ink screens

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715646586259782.webp

I got a paperwhite as a gift and Amazon wanted to charge me not to have advertisements that were sweaty oiled up dudes as the lockscreen :marseyannoyed:

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Wow that is beyond cucked

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there was literally no other way to change the lock screen, and e-ink screens don't really turn off either

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You can mod it fairly easily to remove the ads and I think even sideload third party applications, it requires using the command like I think so you might be filtered it you're a dribbler.

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not this kindle it was fricked :marseydisagree:

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It's a lie.

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Lmfao

Thanks for the suggestions I'll look into those

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I'm almost out of room in my shelves:marseycrying:

Soon I'll need to pack them up in boxes :marseysulk:

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i just buy get ebooks and read them on my laptop. The actual physical kindle isn't worth it imo.

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Wrong. E-ink is the way of the future

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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I pirate all my books

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libgen.is nigras wear u @?

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Library genesis

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Is it consooming if it's all used books?

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I hardly call reading books as a hobby. It's a passive activity.

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That's why mostly foids do it

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You think you can bully me, a book reader, a nerd? My books and I have endured and I will not be hassled

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Reading a book involves imagining things (unless you're one of them p-zombies ofc), so half of what you consoom you actually create for yourself.

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imagining things

You mean like what a child does?

Book readers worse than Disney adults confirmed

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COPE

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I have a library card.

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I have an illustrated copy of The Divine Comedy in the original Florentine dialect.

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:#marseydrunk: :#marseygunshotsuicide:

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Name your hobbies

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Reading

Cycling

Hunting

Gayming

Hiking

Driving long distances :marseyflushzoomzoom:

Longposting on obscure autismo internet forum

Chasing women at night

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consooming books

consooming bike, rubber and roads

consooming MIC

consooming videogames

consooming tinder profiles

consooming gas

consooming rdrama

real hobby

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consoom woman :marseyvore2:

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Chasing women at night

Thursday is the perfect day for rest and to learn their running routines

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17155995294598846.webp

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Reading

CONSOOOM BOOK

Cycling

CONSOOM BIKE KIT

Hunting

you don't do this...

Gayming

BASED

Hiking

CONSOOOM HIKING KIT

Driving long distances

FOUR LAYERS OF CONSOOOM

Longposting on obscure autismo internet forum

more of a lifestyle than a hobby...

Chasing women at night

:#marseybegoneprot:

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Harassing people online

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Consuming other people's time, keep yourself :marseykys: safe.

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This is unironically the mental spiral that zero-waste type people get themselves in before they try to commit suicide.

It's pretty crazy to see when they post on reddit about how their crazy parents saw them as a burden, and then they repeat the same familiar mental pattern of themselves being a burden even harder, just with environmentalism and white privilege (if applicable).

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:m#arseygunshotsuicide:

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:gigachad2:

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Warhammer fans hardest hit.

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Consolm oxygen gas

Get excited for the next dioxygen molecule!

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stamp collectors BTFO

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My brother was making fun of Disney adults at a party and then found out the host proposed to his wife at Disneyland :gigachad2:

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I hope he did a smug autist laugh :#marseykekw:

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Probs the little weasel laugh from Billy Madison.

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I hope he doubled down like a proper adult.

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He shoved the guy into an office chair and started pushing him around the party saying "GO GO LITTLE DISNEY BOY" while everyone laughed.

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He shoved the guy into an office chair and started

Darn that didn't end like I thought it would

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He also made him reenact the Sharon Stone poosi scene from Basic Instinct.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/utvbWIWd6yCPgRUSI1/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgmQVYgFcYAh9le/giphy.webp

I couldn't easily find a Loaded Weapon 1 gif so you get this instead

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Did you know god made easer egg in earth. Where if you propose in disneyland. Your child will be neurodivergent.

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It is fricking embarrassing how many of my fellow Gen Xers proudly display their own childhood toys in their living rooms (Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, etc), as if they're some valuable cultural artifact, and not just mass-produced plastic crap.

Millennials are even worse, with their goddam Pokymans and Funkopops.

Zoomers might be better, but I wouldn't know because I hate them all, and refuse to associate with them.

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I know multiple zoomers (both foid and moid) that owned anime figures, funko pops, and the like--- but sold them in the last few years to get their money back and bought gym equipment or expensive tools instead

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!zoomers

How many bionicles and anime figs do you have displayed?


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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I have little models of the silly robots from Nier Automata on my desk. That's about it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715645568008051.webp

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I've got a Duke Nukem figurine I bought in the early 2010's at a convention. :marseydukenukem:

Duke's currently face down on my bedside table where I put my phone when I sleep. :peterdead:

Kinda want that Revoltech Woody for the memes but I'm not really a plastic crap guy. I'm an artbook guy. :marseyreading:

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I want a real cirno fumo to go with my rei doll and blahaj for the memes


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I was the same with my childhood memorabilia, but I sold them on eBay to get money for cocaine. No regrets.

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Gay


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They don't own apartments so they just hang up posters of products and the gay flag

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Which is worse. Toy collectors or foids who display their s*x toys

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I know :marseywinemom: Childfree foid that shows off new outfits on Instagram and will lip sing songs into her magic wand

I am glad I stuck my peepee into her in high school before the rest of the state of Texas got to

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foids who display their s*x toys

Is that actually a thing? Or are you talking about indoor dogs?

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Yes

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societal rot is actually to the point of dildo display shelves

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Millennials are even worse, with their goddam Pokymans and Funkopops

Pokémon are only good for fricking. Ain't that right, !zoochads ?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138107887911146.webp

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There are very few things that are not good for fricking... (at least for humans)

How do you think this planet got stuck with mayos (Neanderthal frickers) and abos (Homo Erectus frickers)?

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I have 8 bit computers on a display.


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There's nothing wrong with that if they're in your computer or rec room, but you'll look like a man-child if they're in your main living room.

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I think I look like a man child cause I live with my parents :marseyitsover:


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just mass-produced plastic crap.

NOT TOO UNLIKE SHITTY CHINA AND RANDO ART PIECES, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FRICKING FAKE plants...

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I think we should return to functional cave dwelling

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:marseyeyelidpulling:

https://www.disboards.com/

https://www.wdwinfo.com/chat.htm

https://www.wdwforgrownups.com/forum

https://discuss.micechat.com/forums

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums

https://forums.wdwmagic.com/forums/

I haven't even hit the bottom of fairly active (some very active) Disney adult forums

each seems to have their own personality and demographics too :marseyworried:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690392986472808.webp

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Probably fake but it reflects reality and starts a conversation so it's technically true.

:#marseygiggle:

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Probably true, those lightsabers are expensive as frick and if it's midweek then the only children in the parks will be South American school groups who are too poor to buy them and instead prefer to spend their time cutting in lines.

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Yeah, at the price tag, I'd guess those sabers are specifically designed to capture the Disney adult market, alongside that Star Wars hotel they tried to build.

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It may be fake but the fact I thought it was real says a lot about society and not me

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