Even the ancient Inca fell for the cheap immigrant labor psyop.

https://twitter.com/BrightInsight6/status/1788264357740290343

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SOURCE? I NEED A SOURCE:

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Um it's actually called cocaine and that is racist:

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The mayo scientists hate seeing native scholars do their thang:

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Acoustic gravitational harmonics like coral castle man


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you can move large weights without a wheel. are people seriously this r-slurred?

this guy plays around with shit like that

Now imagine you have an entire civilization that has nothing better to do then move rocks

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>no wheel

>no alphabet

Wow I'm so fricking impressed, my socks are blown off. Really high tech stuff going on there

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At least they were smarter than Abbos :tayshrug:

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Hey man abos were pioneers of domestic violence despite not having invented the domicile. Pretty impressive tbh

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They didn't have the wheel because they just didn't okay sure they had extensive road systems and toys with wheels but we never found any big wheels so they never thought of it don't you dare say otherwise are you peer reviewed I'm peer-reviewed

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Eating fried guinea pigs apparently gives you superhuman strength.

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OH SHIT OH FRICK

PEOPLE STACKED ROCKS

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Really not crazy, the Incas had only recently become lords of Peru.

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Could people in the 1400s possibly have known how to make things out of stone blocks? They didn't even have Minecraft. :minecraftcreeper:

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They had a writing (or informaron storage) system--Quipu

Quipu could encode alphanumeric data.

Anyway, they knew "about" the wheel, they just didn't use it because mountains and no draft animals.

Ancient people weren't r-slurs, your average zoomoid would immediately die after being dropped off in the neolithic/bronze age world. Everyone seems to think they would be seen as some kind of demigod and lead people if they had a time machine. Nah, they'd soloman islander your butt and steal your shiny shit or the modern person would immediately regress since most people don't know the actual engineering behind modern shit

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Anyway, they knew "about" the wheel, they just didn't use it because mountains and no draft animals.

lol bullshit, they didn't even have pottery wheels and those would have been useful even without draft animals.

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There were toys and shit with wheels, they just didn't see it as being anything more than a novelty, plus there are other methods of making pottery such as the Zapotec "wheel" which does the same shit.

Caral Supe didn't use ceramics, anyway, they stored things in gourds. They had an incredibly complex system of irrigation, though. They started building canals around 4700 BC

>My hecking wheelerinos! How could they possibly do shit a different way?

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you're acting like they got to the same conclusion via a different method or something

in reality they were primitive as frick when we arrived and probably hundreds if not thousands of years away from ever "catching up"

and yes, the lack of effective writing was a huge issue. "oh but they used knots and shit" yeah and it fricking sucked in comparison to writing shit on a stone slab or papyrus (although the chinese, comically, used paper for fans and shit long before they realized you could fricking write on it, at least the egyptians weren't as r-slurred)

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Hoss, of course they were primitive, but their technology was pretty good for 6000 years ago.

If I take a population of midwit Redditroids but fail to teach them to read or write or ever let them see other technology and dump them off in a littoral desert between the ocean and the second largest mountains on earth, I imagine I would come back after 5 years to find they've all died of exposure, not that they have built some cool temples or domesticated sweet potatoes or corn.

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I'm not arguing that redditors are smart so I don't see why you keep bringing them up.

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They're a good cross section of modern midwits.

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Sure but technological progress has never been pushed forward by midwits.

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I FORGET YOU ARE A PERSON OF INCA.

Can you get me pure cocaine plz?

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The Incas knew what wheels were and used them. We've just never found evidence that they were used for carts or vehicles.

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They couldn't wheelbarrowmaxx ?

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They almost certainly could. But the only Inca wheels we have ever found have been children's toys.

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Wouldn't their wheelbarrows just rot away with time?

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I thought the Spanish would have commented on it :marseyexcited:

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THEY DIDN'T HAVE A WRITTEN LANGUAGE HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY CUT OR MOVE ROCKS :hysterical:

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Didn't they use some absurd alternative method of storing information that was essentially the same as written language but not on paper?

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Quipu, they were like big butt bundles of knots that could record phonological and numeric data. They've been discovered with the Caral Supe civilization, dating from 3000 BC and could be older considering that textiles rot.

In the early years of the Spanish conquest of Peru, Spanish officials often relied on the quipus to settle disputes over local tribute payments or goods production. Quipucamayocs (Quechua khipu kamayuq "khipu specialist", plural: khipu kamayuqkuna) could be summoned to court, where their bookkeeping was recognised as valid documentation of past payments.

However, nobody alive know exactly how they did so. But it was a code dependent on the placement and direction of the knots

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idk, the guy just highlighted no written language as one of the reasons they couldn't cut/move rocks.

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Knots. They tied fricking knots and had some marathon neighbor go run the cord to the next town over until it got to the recipient. Kinda wild

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Lol yeah, the had chasquis who were a service of young, physically fit men, who would run messages and packages down the road system by sprinting 1.6 miles and then changing over with a new runner.

They say they could deliver things up to about 200mi in a day

They could also carry verbal messages

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World's most trusting game of telephone. No thanks

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I like how all the things aliens did could also be done by ancient people willing to put a lot of labor into something. Crazy meta materials? Nah big rocks. Huge monoliths of purified silicon? Nah just some stone from down the way. Interesting architecture? Nah just stack it in a triangle.

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i'm all in on aliens being a real thing

but i'm all out on these people and their :quote: ancient people were literally r-slurs who didn't know how to do anything :quote: stuff

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Aliens are real, duh, just go down to Home Depot or your local luxury hotel

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THAT'S RACIST :hysterical:

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Oh frick no what I didn't why oh god

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Doing it without the wheel isn't more impressive, it's r-slurred :marseycool2:

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Eh, I've seen better monkey drawings.

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from the sky?!?!?!

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JFC, that alien is the fakest thing I've ever seen.

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Then explain THIS chud.

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The best of the series

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2000's parody movies were so good lol. Same with Not Another Teen Movie and Austin Powers.

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I often wonder what those primitive civilizations had that we don't. What made aliens so eager to visit them?

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after the aliens got expelled from 109 countries, they wisened up and changed tactics

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The "aliens" are mostly from here but got flushed to the other side for their crimes and evil nature.

They ate humans and probably eachother.

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Incussy

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aliens all got scared off when yakub finished his experiment because they recognised a plague when they saw one

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Human sacrifices?


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>implying

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