Second best tally in records if polls are correct

Yeah bro he totally forgot

!bharatiya they legit got close to 400

And thus another leaf was born

I hope our sexy Indian dude drama-friends are doing fine considering the current heat wave you guys are going through. But it's possible the 52 C recorded could be due to a faulty sensor.

https://theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/29/delhi-temperature-hits-499c-as-indias-capital-records-hottest-day

Anyway, here are the people at /r/climatechange discussing the incoming collapse and total extinction of the sub-continent and eventually the whole world.

Someone calculated how long until a single heat wave kills a million people in India. It was surprisingly close like 1 decade away. India will be unlivable as a country soon due to heat waves and there will be billions of people fleeing the country. Unbearable is an understatement.

I can't imagine how they are coping. I live in Florida and my air broke over the weekend. It reached into the 90s inside of the house and it was miserable. I couldn't think straight and all I wanted was to just lay down under a fan all day not moving. My pets could not sleep at night it was so hot and humid. I think about all of these poor animals that will die this horrible death so one species's greed

Floridan dramatards, thoughts? I only went to Florida during winter, mild winter close to that of where I live.

I'm surprised India wouldn't be going all-in on renewable technologies/energy if they're starting to see temps above 125F. What is life going to look like in 2040? Millions dying from heat? I hope not

Yes. Exactly. People have modeled it and this is the future.

So, revolution when?

Climate change?

Some people are not having it

Turns out that the temperature reading we're talking about was anectodal, cherrypicked, false, and not even taken in Delhi:

https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/record-breaking-delhi-temperature-could-have-been-due-to-a-faulty-instrument/article68233451.ece

Today in Delhi top temp is around 46 C, which sounds crazy hot to us westerners, but it's totally normal for the hottest days of the year in that part of India, and is expected to drop in the next days.

!ifrickinglovescience

!ifrickinglovescience !physics

And here's more doom!

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1d4le6a/cleaner_ship_emissions_may_warm_the_planet_far/?sort=controversial

Ok. Let's assume emissions were immediately zero, right? The cleaner air will accelerate the speed of global warming. The rate has doubled since 2010 due to low sulfur bunker C ship fuel regulations.

Taking this example further… James Hansen and the team at Columbia University estimate that the current atmospheric composition would result in earth being 8 - 10 degrees CELSIUS warmer than today. It will take roughly 10,000 years of warming for temperature to equalize. It's an exponential function so the last 1000 years the temperature wouldn't change nearly as fast.

We are F-U-C-K-E-D.

What? Where did he pull that 10 C warming?

Imagine having to explain this to someone without the video. pic.twitter.com/WEG5KALNyJ

— Eurasian Shark (@eurasian_shark) May 31, 2024

NCP leaders tore off the poster of BR Ambedkar when they were protesting against the Manusmriti in Maharashtra. They were collected to tear the copies of Manusmriti but accidentally all tore the poster of Baba Saheb. A complaint has been given against the NCP leader Jitendra… pic.twitter.com/QnnNdvlcJb

— Shubham Sharma (@Shubham_fd) May 31, 2024

Manu had his revenge finally

mom HATES when I say this everytime she shows me some arranged marriage proposal. like look at the damn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? fuck you bro https://t.co/tESIv9leKO

— Frances of the Filth (@jenesequack) May 28, 2024

like look at the darn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? frick you bro

Kill North Hindians. Disgusting prole culture.

Don't let 1/10 girls think they're 4s it gets to their head

Viral | 2 bedroom hall kitchen flat in Worli, Mumbai squeezed in just 330 square feet. pic.twitter.com/JotcC9FzV0

— MUMBAI NEWS (@Mumbaikhabar9) May 28, 2024

Enjoy this account of UP government making life miserable for a French documentary maker trying to fish in troubled watershttps://t.co/EWKHiX0V6R

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 28, 2024

!bharatiya the mayos are making bhajipao look based again

They gave the mayo the 100% indigenous treatment.

Smh they aren't sending their best folx

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can

what has caste got to do with climate change?
absolutely nothing..! pic.twitter.com/UyWWWdS6CZ

— Suryakant Waghmore (@Suryakant_Waghm) May 30, 2024

>Me running my AC at full blast to kill more deletes in the heatwave

'Being Dalit on a dating app. Upper caste men only want to argue over reservation, EWS'

Manisha Mondal @manishamondal25 writes in #ThePrintPoVhttps://t.co/SfHGR4JNeM

— ThePrintIndia (@ThePrintIndia) May 16, 2024

In the article the whale complains that upper caste men talk about ending reservation (40-60% govt jobs guaranteed if you're lower caste for example) and reject her.

Bruh they're rejecting her because she's OBESE not because she's a dalit. No one mentions their caste on dating apps lol. Look at her-

Probably because they saw the rest of her pictures showing her full body on insta and blocked her lol.

If she wasn't obese they would have stuck around longer at least. Even dalit moids would have rejected her.

Wonder if there will also be reservation on dating apps? Pradhan Mantri Dating Arakshan Yojana

Something tells me it wasn't her birth jati which is responsible for the lack of interest of men

The time you spent writing this article would have been spent better going for a run

It's a very common tendency to blame, when you don't have game

Seethe from Dalitus Primus himself blaming muh casteism rather than her weight for her rejection:

https://twitter.com/ambedkariteIND/status/1792461142645940495

मानवीय विकास विज्ञान और इंजीनियरिंग से ही संभव है। मानविकी दर्शन राह दिखाता है लेकिन समस्याओं का निदान और जीवन की गुणवत्ता में इजाफा तकनीक से ही संभव है

सीमित संसाधनों के लिए निरंतर संघर्ष से आज सतत नई value creation तक का सफर विज्ञान से ही संभव हो सका है#NationalTechnologyDay pic.twitter.com/h8cYcimUFa

— Anjali Kataria, DSP 🇮🇳 (@AnjaliKataria19) May 11, 2024

"Human development is possible only through science and engineering. Humanistic philosophy shows the way but solving problems and improving the quality of life is possible only through technology.

The journey from constant struggle for limited resources to continuous new value creation today has been possible only through science" - her tweet

!bharatiya !codecels take a look at her code. She should have learnt some more to simplify the code to use a loop otherwise she wouldn't have to print each letter one by one.

var = "HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY"

for i in var:

    print (i)

Lmao look at the hidden replies:

1st guy is asking her to clean her laptop frequently

2nd guy asking her to use loops

5th guy calls her code shit, says it can be done with 4 lines

I went on a date once, and we were both having a good time. It was around midnight when we decided to leave, so we both called cabs. His showed up first, so I told him to leave, and he did.
Never texted him after that, and he probably has no idea what went wrong.

— Shubhangi (@whySoVanilla) May 25, 2024

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

Last major contest between a Punjabi & Pathan.

It's a world record in warfare pic.twitter.com/Pfbm59VgBk

— Zeus (@AsadAli16142608) May 22, 2024

Beautiful post, !bharatiya I wonder if this is what Vijayanagara felt at the height of its power as it watched the Turks squabble among themselves.

vs

The Punjabis have started to claim they're oppressed too now Who isn't at this point in Pakiland

Ethnokangers on the rise in heartlands makes me bullish on Paki partition 2.0