🇺🇦 A little bit nose candy to get the interview going.

Ukraine … pic.twitter.com/8O4uppa7ng

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 15, 2024

They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.

You ever type "curse" into Etsy?

Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common

Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"

🌟 DISCLAIMER 🌟

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):

Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.

I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.

In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as “spell kits” which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.

This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare

why are there so many

when you search "blessing" instead of curse

There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).

and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases

The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.

...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.

Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.

This is listed under the tag "blessing"

"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"

"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."

wtf

Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)

"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10

how things went

i'm really sorry I made a mistake the first time, my man, but can you blame me for not clarifying further? https://t.co/vldCvtLynt pic.twitter.com/DTNfuGpP1u

— KayJae (@KayJae24) May 16, 2024

Was a miss till the bottom explained it

I'm hearing that this is an UNEDITED Jeopardy question screenshot. Can I get confirmation or denial on that? pic.twitter.com/K0MaruYfrE

— Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️ (@ESYudkowsky) May 15, 2024

Hashcat is the world's fastest and most advanced password recovery utility, supporting five unique modes of attack for over 300 highly-optimized hashing algorithms. hashcat currently supports CPUs, GPUs, and other hardware accelerators on Linux, Windows, and macOS, and has facilities to help enable distributed password cracking.

!chuds

Based on real life events, I assume.

Average Person:

"They are not trying to track and limit meat consumption, that's never going to happen"

NYC Mayor:

"Thanks to our corporate partners like American Express for helping NYC to track and limit meat consumption"

🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/y1wPkpacjm

— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 16, 2024

one, who successfully hold people accountable

two, those who absolutely get away with anything

the world is a dance between these two unstopable force & immovable object. rest of the others are just spectators