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i’m in an elementary school and a student did a simply gorgeous rendition of the chad meme pic.twitter.com/E7wUYWojsV

— quasimatt (friendship agriculturist (f/ag)) (@quasimatt) April 28, 2024

!goyslopenjoyers deep fried onion from texas roadhouse

look at that calorie count

I’m in 100,000 dollars of debt from this movie. It will eventually be on streaming.

I get it, I used to torrent, but this was an indie project made by a bunch of broke trans people. If you steal this film or torrent it, you’re actually actively hurting the queer community https://t.co/fmh4QOwyhw

— Vera🃏 (@VeraDrew22) April 28, 2024

!kino

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https://twitter.com/AmericanFilmAFI/status/1784953602924032434

If you've never heard of The People's Joker it's an indie parody of that's been going round film festivals lately

The film unofficially parodies characters from the Batman comics, and the main character is a transgender woman based on the Joker, played by Drew. The film also features Scott Aukerman, Tim Heidecker, Maria Bamford, David Liebe Hart, Robert Wuhl, and Bob Odenkirk in supporting roles

In a dystopian world monitored by Batman, a young child grows up in Smallville, Kansas idolizing the performers on a sketch comedy program, UCB Live. The unnamed protagonist's mother is disturbed when her child asks, "Was I born in the wrong body?" and immediately books a session with Dr. Crane of Arkham Asylum, who prescribes Smylex: a drug that forces its users to put on a happy face, even if they feel depression, anxiety, or gender dysphoria.

They set up in an abandoned warehouse at a dilapidated carnival and are quickly joined by a number of law-breaking comedians with their own deliberately unfunny and uncomfortable acts. One of these is Jason "Mr. J" Todd, who dresses as a Joker of his own and tells Marxist observational humor. Mr. J and the hero immediately strike up a bond and go on a date that includes Mr. J's revelation that he is a transgender man who recently left an abusive relationship. This helps encourage the protagonist to articulate that she is a transgender woman and the two plot to have her dive into a vat of estrogen to gender transition

As the duo evade guards at the chemical plant, a retired Batman appears to stop them and it leaves Mr. J shaken. While the protagonist finally feels happy for the first time after emerging from the chemicals, Mr. J reveals that his ex is Batman. The crimefighter adopted orphan Carrie Kelley and trained her to be his sidekick Robin, even assisting with a gender transition to the identity of Jason Todd, but their relationship became toxic and sexual, in spite of their large age difference and the fact that Batman was a father figure to the seventeen year old.

Having babies is a “right-wing plot” to save humanity from extinction 😂 https://t.co/wQzs9fsL1b

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2024

Me yesterday making two post how modern educated women are c*nt that decided to put a big pile of shit on their society responsibility then offer to import third worlds and then cry about r*pe

Iz overu (speaks in Korean)

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NEW: 🇺🇸 X/Twitter will become a full-service financial services app as it now has money transfer licenses in 25 U.S. states

Coming Soon:
- Wallet/Account
- Payments to any user
- Interest on funds
- Shopping
- Subscriptions
- Tipping pic.twitter.com/eZia6PPKli

— Radar🚨 (@RadarHits) April 29, 2024

This is the guy who invented the modern heartrate monitor by the way.

over 200 replies, half of them telling me "if you don't like borders how come you're against Russia's invasion"

how do you even deal against this? give a reasonable response and they'll outnumber you pic.twitter.com/DJgtbTsbc0

— Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 (@TrueSlazac) April 29, 2024

Some zoomer praising the game. It is a very interesting piece of media, I wouldn't really consider it a "game" due to it being point and click more of an actual art project tbh. !besties

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No one who actually knows shit ever claimed single player games were dead. (1)

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Putting Ac Valhalla in that same league is a war crime (1)

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I've had Skyrim since launch and literally started a new playthrough last year. Same with several other titles such as AC Odyssey, and Fallout 4. The fact that so many people care about the datestamp of the release is such an odd concept to me. The replayability of offline, single-player games is not going anywhere, regardless of how profit-hungry the industry Executives are (1)

The problem is that execs hold power, and can use their perception of the issue to possibly prevent new SP games from getting funded, or to simply get cancelled. This is what happened to Star Wars 1313 for example. (1)

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Maya, 24, San Antonio

Personal Stuff:

• Full time student timestamp

  • Gets a "Chapter 35" from the VA, her mother is a "totally disabled" veteran so she gets a stipend for all the months she's in school?

  • Gets $1488 a month

    • Will last 36 months

  • Taking 12 credit hours this semester

  • Doing her first sophomore semester right now - took a 5 year break from college

• Dropped out of HS at 17 years old

• Started working at 19 - "partied" for two years

  • Got a job at Taco Bell, promoted to manager at 21

• Bought an RV to move out from her mother timestamp

  • She'd moved back in with her after a long-term boyfriend didn't work out

  • "I talked the RV down to 4000"

  • "1993 Fleetwood Flare"

  • Sold it for 6'000, all that's gone now though

• Why don't you have a part time job? timestamp

• Owns a pet, there's a Petco transaction on CC 1

• Got her eyebrows waxed before coming on the show timestamp

  • "Like you can't tell because - [words words words]"

• Studying "Neuroscience premed" timestamp

  • "I never plan for the future for anything"

  • "There were a lot of times where I was genuinely unable to get a job" - "I just wasn't allowed, physically wasn't allowed"

  • Confusing story idk what this means?

• Over the summer worked at Six Flags, "passed out multiple times" because they would not let her drink water timestamp

• Family Deets timestamp

  • Mother in San Antonio

  • Father in San Diego

  • Divorced when she was little, father raised her and sister alone - mother left to San Antonio in 2011 - first reached out to mother during the RV arc - father is very poor, won't be able to help with much

  • Has had to help father with money a couple times

Financials:

• No Savings

• Both cards' balances have gone up, gone up more since the papers shown

• Self-scored financials 3/10 - timestamp

• Credit Card 1 (quicksilver) ($7'494) timestamp

  • Paid $247 off on this

  • $141 in new purchases

  • Accrued $182 in interest

  • "I kinda girl math myself a little bit"

  • Can't cancel a $60 a month subscription because it's "complicated" timestamp

  • Tiktok shop timestamp

    • "I see stuff on Tiktok and I'm like that looks like a good thing to purchase"

    • "I put a 30 minute timer on it because I'm on there so much"

    • "Just Delete it"

      • "But then how am I supposed to send my friends memes"

  • 30% interest, she thought it was 25%

• Some vet stuff, two cats, kitten got neutering botched and cost another $400

Marseypicker ate the last half of this somehow and I'm not retyping

High points without timestamps-

• 1000 shortfall in her budget

• Tried to kill herself with vodka and ibuprofen wandered over to the police station and called the suicide hotline

• Yugioh deck worth of medical bills from doctor shopping about her a "pain in her right side"

  • Female doctor gave her more tests for no result which she thinks is somehow better than the male doctors telling her to go home because nothing's wrong

• She's got a simp paying for her groceries and her car

  • She goes grocery shopping with this simp and he buys her stuff

• Had sugar daddies a year or two ago while living out of an RV

• Roaches are living in the microwave at the apartment she shares with 3 roommates

erpvp roundtable discussion17:04

• Real talk, he's drinking yellow monster today. It's juicied and takes like yellow.

• Would you play Elden Ring if you played with sexy goth babes? the answer is yes.

• Jinxthinker saw a streamer on Twitch who he suspected of being a . HE WAS CORRECT 1:00

• Women are failing him by not playing Elden Ring; you basically need to make your own GF these days

• 2025 it will be concentration camps for women under the Biden Regime (election called for Biden, I guess), heterosexual persecution will intensify. Women partially to blame because half support incels and Muslims 2:00

• In his Firefox he has open a page about Taylor "" Swift! This may explain his turn to incelesque blaming of women for everything now 2:54

• We need to watch a twitch stream because this guy is a dog (he's pooping on Elden Ring) 3:00

• We look at stupid butt chatters in the chat. An ignorant r-slur gets banned. 3:40

• We listen to the streamer man tell people to get good internet and rewatch it. Jinxthinker says "oh yeah" many times because he's been validated. 5:00 The best comment of the night was the streamer complaining about not having enough time to get moves off. This validates that Jinxthinker is right about Elden Ring 6:30

• Rants about Elden ring until at least 8:40 when the AI goths come back

• Lots of "oh yeahs" ~9:20

• A p-dophile/homo test is revealed (It's his AI pictures). Small peepeeed Aryan/Algerian/Egyptians called out 10:10

• Rapid switching back and forth between why Elden Ring is shit and why women are great

• God sexually designed women to be sexy.

• Song time 12:50

• DSP update- Phil was playing some bullshit butt games. Jinxthinker will still watch because Phil is a sexy b-word. Phil should undress on camera and start a porn career. Egyptian peepee mentioned again! 13:20 **

• Back to complaining about Elden Ring 15:00

• Hail DSP + rewatching the Internet speed comment 16:15

!jinxthinkers What will your job be in the real women concentration camps?

Must be the nice weather causing socially awkward losers with no friends to try and venture out into the nearest cheap shithole to eat with no friends.

One in /r/Cleveland

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cleveland/comments/1cflbyn/places_where_its_not_weird_to_eat_alone/?sort=controversial

I moved to Beachwood a little over a year ago and I'm still struggling to scope out places that don't look at me weird / treat me poorly for dining alone (during non-peak hours). I'm just One Dude and often don't have people to go with me to get food. Recs closer to the Beachwood area preferred, but I'll hear anything out.

Update: I've learned that it's REALLY not a big deal and the bad experience I had that scared me away from it is actually just that place being Terrible lmao

And another in /r/Detroit

Hello people of Detroit! I am currently here on a contract job, staying in the Troy area and working around Royal Oak. I've never been one to eat at restaurants much, but since my meals are reimbursed I've been very much taking advantage of it. I'm loving the food around here, especially ramen and sushi. But I've been craving hot pot recently. I've only been once since it is generally out of my budget, but it definitely seems like a group activity. I have pretty bad social anxiety so I may be overthinking it. Do you know of any hotpot in the area that would be cool with a solo diner? Definitely willing to drive a bit for good food. Thanks for any help, and all food recommendations welcome!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Detroit/comments/1cfiq3s/hotpot_for_solo_diner/?sort=controversial

Source account: https://instagram.com/tkk220/

• look like flesh

• low fiber

• don't digest easily

• smell like death when rotting

The opposite of plants.

In many cultures watermelons are considered meat. In China pregnant women are forbidden from consuming watermelon